Ryan: Ryan
Shane: Shane

The Demonic Goatman's Bridge
Qoutes (in order):

...which only consisted of one person when it was established in 1848

Those were the days..

(Wheeze) yeah

When one person could land somewhere and say, "this is a town now"

He's law and order

"Welcome to Shaneburg"
he's the doctor (wheeze) shh-to Shaneburg

"We're all assholes here, none of us believe in ghost"
Shanesville- yeah, yeah, yeah
Population: me

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Lucky for us

I don't know why I phased it, "lucky for us," that...I think I was feeling brave when I wrote it

Yeah, this isn't lucky for you at all

No, in fact I wish this bridge torn down like Alton.. that's why the thing about this bridge, no one knows why there's a spectre of darkness li-like, just...sitting on it

Oh, you mean the- why the demon is here

Yeah...I'm going to try to avoid the word "demon" as much as I can-at least-

Demon? You think a demon hears the word "demon"...

Im not...yeah, I'm not going to let you goad me into this, I know what your trying to do

"Goat" you into this?

Shut up- we're moving on, we're moving on
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Eh two side of the same coin

Yeah, and you have to decide what side your on

I'm a whole nother coin

Which coin would that be?

Just like uuuhh  like a chill ass weak penny or something

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Why are you on this bridge...you ask it questions

Why are you on this bridge
(Wheeze)
GoAtMaN

You feel that? That goatman energy?

I don't think he likes when you say that

You getting the goatman vibes

You may not like this, I'm going to try to agitate him, I'm just gonna go

You do what you gotta do and I do what I gotta do

I am just be as crude as possible here...FUCK YOU GOATMAN

Holy shit man

That good?

I thought you were going to build your way up

No, just right out of the gate, why build up
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Goatman, I'm dancing on your bridge Now!

(Wheeze) holy shit

You hear that? You want me off this bridge now you're going to have to kill me. You have to throw me off this bridge yourself

He did throw someone off the bridge once

Look at the way I dance on it, how I disrespect your bridge goatman

He's taking names now

Huh goatman? I am on your bridge
He's sharping his- hey look, stop putting me in your shit
I hate when you do this-

Well, tell him, tell him that your not part of this

I'm not part of his little charade

You're talking to goatman now
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Goatman, they're going to put my name in grafitti and children will tell tales about me!
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Goatman, we'll be back, even so because this is our bridge now, see that's how you get him

No, that's not how you get him

You have to admit that's an effective way

No it's not an effective way. That's a way to get us killed.
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That's all I'm doing lmao