Shane: Shane
Ryan: Ryan

Oh Jesus Christ

Hahahahaha wait till you hear the poem

Oh...I'm guessing he's accusing her of-of-of-oh she's a real hippy

Wait till- hahaha
Qoute the report said, "the reports said there was a tattoo, a butterfly on her shoulder, which I remember that night on my couch when I was like the shark, chewed on her lips and took off her shirt."
What the fuck?!?

Hahaha

No, shame on him!

Hahahaha, not even a good poem, it's just wierd

No, it's strange

This sounds like something a drunk man would say as he's just  babbling

I don't like it one bit

And the- like, the shark chewed on her lips and took off her shirt?

No, the shark was not doing that sir. The shark is ten times less creepier then you

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I'm putting it on the bartender, that poem was terrible. I feel like I need to take a bath in hand sanitizer