Word Count: 689

But don't worry it's short but you'll thoroughly enjoy it ;)

The past few days had been quiet regarding Hawkmoth and his disciples, the Akumas. I had spent those days talking (more like flirting)with Adrien/Chat Noir, and pouring over the blueprints of the school trying to figure out where the fuck Hawkmoth could've put a secret lair.

Chat was on call with me, him giving unneeded and unwelcomed snarky remarks through our Skype chat as I wrote notes on the paper. "You can help, you know?" I told him as I ran my hand through my hair in agitation.

He laughs his natural unfiltered laugh, "Of course, but that wouldn't be much fun, huh Bugaboo?"

Since we have been talking in our civilian aliases (lowkey and off the grid of course), we've started talking more one on one through Skype without our voice scramblers, just basking in the other's voice for the first times in our lives.

I rolled my eyes, annoyed with him but also secretly enjoying his company, which he unfortunately called me out on. "Whether you want to say so or not, you're enjoying talking to me." I could practically feel his smirk through the screen.

"Whatever Kitty, now help me look at these schematics."

His hearty chuckle filled the room, making my body light up with a warm feeling- of which I quickly shook off. He hummed for a few minutes and the only sound I could hear was the scratching of a pencil against paper through the call.

"Well, if I was an evil mastermind, I'd keep my lair riiiight... here!" He made a sound of victory before sending me a picture of the school with a badly drawn 'x marks the spot' in red crayon on a wall.

"Why can't you ever take anything seriously?" I asked him as I stared at the crayon-drawn 'x'.

"I did! See that 'x'? It leads to a wall which is connected to a lump of useless concrete outside the school- but I'm willing to bet that lump of concrete? Not useless." I stared at the map before smiling a little.

"Decent find, we'll check it out at lunch tomorrow, but how will we sneak away from Alya, Nino and Chloe?" I heard him sigh from the other end. "What?"

"Well, I have an idea. But you won't like it," he informed me with a happy, teasing tone connected to it.

-=-

The next thing I knew, it was lunch the next day and I was glaring at Adrien. "You're right. I don't like this plan, not at all."

He gave me a small smile, "Not even a little?" The cold metal of the lockers against my back and the heat coming off from his body in front of me made my senses go into overdrive and I couldn't say that I didn't enjoy it even a little...

But my pride, deadly hubris, made me scoff, "You wish."

He let out an exasperated sigh, "Think about it! They'll leave us alone and we can both disappear and they won't suspect a thing." When I gave him a glare he restructured his sentence, "Well, they won't suspect the thing we're actually doing." His hand stroked my cheek, reminiscent of our day spent together all the while ago, "Is it so bad for others to think that we're together?"

And do you know what he did?

What that manipulative asshole did?

He gave me the puppy-dog eyes.

With a quick prayer to the gods, I huffed, "I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world..."

His eyes went back to their normal state, the emerald green shining with mischief, "Knew you'd come around!"

"No time to gloat, we have to put your horrible plan into action so we can do what we came here for."

My gaze darted to look over to where our school friends were walking around the corner, their eyes widened as they saw the position we were in, me against the lockers and Adrien pushing me against said lockers.

"Pucker up, Princess. It's time for the plan of a lifetime." With that, his lips came down upon mine and the world melted away.

-=-

I'm back! 

Not sure what happened last Saturday/Sunday.

I usually write the chapters Saturday night and either post it then or wait till Sunday morning, but I do not remember last Saturday.

Like it literally didn't happen.

Maybe I was drugged?

Time traveled?

Abducted?

I have no clue and it is really creeping me out, not gonna lie.

Well, anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! See you next week.

-SecretsInMyHead