Fred was sat with George in the Gryffindor Common Room. He was sure George was talking but he wasn't paying attention. He was thinking.

"..And then, we finally managed to get the trick right." George nodded, "Right Freddie?"

"U-um, yes" Fred sort of snapped back to reality.

"Dozing off again?" George gave him a look.

"No! I was just thinking." Fred defended himself.

"About?" George raised a brow.

"Well, you know how Umbridge hurt Ron, Erica and their friends, right?"

"Yes." George nodded.

"What if we, well, did something about that?"

George nodded slowly, "Something being?.."

"Well, we'd just cause some... Minor chaos... To Umbridge's day." Fred suggested.

George smirked, "That's a great idea."

"I was always the brighter one." Fred told him.

"Were not." George rolled his eyes.

"We could ask E-" Fred stopped himself,"No, she'd just call us both stupid."

"Stupid, silly, idiotic-" George began listing them off.

"Absolute morons." Fred added.

"That as well." George chuckled.

"Well, let's get on with our little plan. Shall we?" Fred raised a brow.

"Of course." George got up.

Fred smirked and he made his way to their room,"I think we'll need some of our inventions."

"How many of them?" George asked.

"How many do you think she deserves?" Fred questioned, opening their hidden drawers.

"All?" He suggested.

"I reckon we could pull it off." Fred nodded.

"Great." George nodded and looked through the drawers.

Fred took out what he could find and shoved them in his pockets.

"Oh! Pass me those poppers." George pointed.

"On it." Fred tossed him the poppers that were sat on the desk.

"Cheers." George put them in his pockets.

Fred nodded and looked around before picking up their newest prototype. It was a powder that darkened all of your surroundings.

"This could come in handy." Free stated, holding it up.

"Say bye bye to pink." George hummed.

"And hello to blindness." Fred smirked.

George quickly snatched it before he added it to his pocket.

"So, do you think we're ready?" Fred asked.

"Oh yes." George nodded, looking at everything.

"Let's get a move on so we can find her." Fred walked out of the room.

"She'll most likely be in her kitty cat office." George shrugged.

"Y'know, I liked cats. I think she's put me off them." Fred shook his head.

"Didn't we have that cat when we were kids?" George remembered.

"I think so. If I recall, it was a stray that i believe Percy found." Fred answered.

"What was her name? Oh! Svetlana." George nodded.

"Ah, good times." Fred smiled.

"Then Ron set her tail on fire." George chuckled.

"Surprised it wasn't Erica." Fred smirked.

"For once." George walked out the dorms and to the hall

"She needs to be more careful around it." Fred shook his head.

"Yep." George sighed, "Right, whats the plan?"

"We find her, we use the inventions, we run." Fred explained.

"All together?" George raised a brow.

"I think we should space it out, like, throughout the day." Fred told him.

"Great idea." George agreed.

"We'll follow her around but we'll have to be careful not to get caught." Fred nodded.

"What if we do something to those cat plates?" George suggested.

"Please." Fred begged,"I went into her office once and the bloody cat snitched on me."

"Then let's.. Get the cat treats we have for McGonagall?" George hummed.

"They'll love that." Fred nodded.

George nodded before they began their plans. They'd prepared for a while and half an hour had passed. They were ready to ruin Umbridge's day.

"Right. Where is she?" George asked.

"I don't see her." Fred shrugged.

George thought before he took the Marauders map.

"When'd you get that?" Fred asked him.

"I stole it back." George shrugged.

"Sorry Harry, our's again." Fred looked over his brother's shoulder.

"We can give it back after." George hummed while he checked the map.

Fred nodded before pointing,"She's there, in Snape's class."

"Great. Then we can start off here." George nodded.

Fred smirked as they walked in the direction of Snape's classroom.

"Right. What should we do first?" George wondered.

"Maybe we should dump something on her." Fred suggested, looking through his pockets.

"What about that slime that takes ages to take off?" George asked.

"She'll hate us. Let's do it." Fred smirked.

"Hand it up." George began using his wand to make the bucket float.

Fred giggled as he held the door in place.

"And.. Got it. Right, now we step back and watch." George smirked.

"Be ready to run, got it?" Fred turned to him.

"Already waiting." George nodded.

"Right, may you please leave my classroom? I have students to teach." They heard Snape say.

"I'm watching you Severus." Umbridge giggled and walked out the room.

"Do as you w-" Snape stopped himself as he saw what happened next.

That's when pink goo fell on top of Umbridge, it covered her from head to toe. Snape covered his mouth to hide his snickering. Umbridge screeched and wiped her face, looking around for anyone who could've done this. The twins were already halfway along the corridor in fits of laughter.

"Yes Freddie!" George laughed and clapped.

"Boys!" Umbridge shouted at them both.

"Run." George quickly ran off.

"You'll never catch us!" Fred called back to her.

"Right, what next?" George clapped his hands.

"Hm, it'll take her some time to get cleaned up." Fred thought.

"We could do the popping pearls? They could pop everywhere in her office."

"That might get rid of some of those cat plates, too." Fred nodded.

**

"Maybe a few more here." George sprinkled some in the corner.

That's when Fred heard footsteps,"Uh oh."

"Let's go." George quickly ran out.

"It's those plates!" Fred shook his head and followed.

That's when they heard a gasp. Fred turned his head back to see what it was. It was Umbridge at the door of her office, covering her face.

"We got her!" Fred high fived his brother.

"That's what you get you pink b*tch." George laughed.

"And you smell!" Fred added.

George chuckled and slowed down. Fred slowed down as well and leaned against a wall to catch his breath.

"Oh my god." George panted slightly, covering his chest.

"Yes!" Fred cheered, this felt amazing.

"Right. Let's go plan our new prank." George chuckled.

"Before she catches us." Fred nodded.

George looked down the hall before he ran. Fred turned and saw what he could only describe as an angry, pink blob before chasing after his brother.

"You were nearly caught, you muppet!" George slapped his head.

"I didn't know she was that close." Fred defended himself.

"Idiot." George cursed.

"To be fair, we were both standing out in the open." Fred shrugged.

"Yeah, but you got caught first." George hummed.

"Shut up." Fred rolled his eyes

"Right. Let's think, what next?" George wondered.

"We've done slime and pearls. Hm... What about we try some fireworks?" Fred suggested.

George nodded, "Perfect idea."

"She'll never see it coming." Fred smirked.

"Let's go get started then." He nodded.

**

"I have not seen the twins in ages." Ron walked up to Erica, Parker and Hermione with Harry.

"Well, they could be anywhere." Erica told him.

"Where though?" Hermione asked.

"It's the twins, they're always in and out of those passageways." Harry shrugged.

Parker glared at Erica, "I walked through them one time and I got attacked."

"By what?" Erica raised a brow.

"You and your bloody water guns." Parker rolled her eyes.

"Yes! They worked!" Erica smiled before stopping herself,"U-uh, I mean.."

"Why you little-" Parker grabbed her wand.

"Oh, we're dueling?" Erica raised a brow, grabbing her's as well.

"No one is dueling!" Hermione pointed.

"But why?" Erica whined.

"Because I said so." Hermione lowered their wands.

"Just a little one?" Erica asked.

"Do I have to ring your mother?" Hermione warned.

Erica thought for a moment before answering,"Fine."

"Ha. I don't have a mother she can call." Parker smirked.

"I could get Draco to call Lucius or Narcissa." Erica shrugged.

Parker just glared at her.

"Just saying." Erica raised her hands.

"Alright. No, no fighting." Harry sighed.

"For now." Erica muttered quietly.

"Mhm." Parker agreed.

"Later." Erica winked.

Parker nodded before the twins showed up.

"There they are, Ron." Erica gestured to them.

"Where have you two been?" Ron questioned.

"Busy." Fred nodded.

"Doing?" Ron sighed.

"Business." George told him.

"Business." Hermione scoffed.

"It was, we got her for you." Fred winked at Erica.

"Got who?' Harry asked.

"I'll give you one guess." George answered.

"Umbridge." Parker realised.

The twins nodded in return.

"What did you two do?" Ron shook his head.

"Just a few pranks." George shrugged.

"Like?" He raised a brow.

"We slimed her." Fred began,"Then we used exploding pearls in her office."

"You did what?" Ron looked at them.

"He's looking at us like we've never done things like this before." Fred whispered to George.

"Weirdo." George rolled his eyes.

"I know, right?" Fred chuckled.

"Did she find out it was you?" Hermione asked.

"I don't think so." Fred shrugged.

"Do you have anything else planned?" Harry tilted his head.

"Well, I had an idea." Fred teased.

"What?" Hermione sighed.

"We're not gonna tell you." George smirked.

"Oh bloody hell." Ron sighed.

"We're using your blueprints." Fred patted Erica's shoulder.

"Yep, thanks for them Er." George hummed.

"Your welcome." Erica smiled.

"Will this prank be.. bigger than ones before?" Parker tilted her head as she grabbed an apple.

"Oh yes." Fred nodded.

"How much bigger?" Parker looked at the two.

"Hm... About this much." George gestured with his hands, it was quite big.

"Oh, Merlin's sake." Parker laughed.

"It took ages to get the dimensions right." Erica sighed,"Especially with how much gunpowder to use."

Parker put the pieces together, "How many fireworks?"

"Who mentioned fireworks? I didn't mention that. Nope, never." Erica tried to cover it up.

"Erica, you said gunpowder. We aren't that stupid." Hermione laughed.

"Ron is." Erica said quickly.

"I'm what?" Ron blinked, he wasn't even listening.

"Stupid." George coughed, looking away.

"Hey!" Ron pointed.

"I didn't say anything." George smirked, starting to back away.

"George." He warned.

"You can't get mad if it's true!" He then started running.

Ron quickly groaned and ran after him.

"Bye~" Fred waved.

"What are they like?" Hermione sighed.

"Idiots. All three of them." Erica rolled her eyes.

"Well, it must run in the family." Harry laughed.

"I've got brains, though so that has to count for something." Erica told him.

"I guess so." Hermione hummed.

"Well, I hope you enjoyed your shower." Erica winked at Parker.

"I'll see how you like a shower later." Parker hummed.

"Try me." Erica casually walked off.

"I'll be back in a moment." Parker told Harry and Hermione before she chased after Erica.

"Those two." Hermione shook her head.