I'm a mess right now.

Literally or the Ed Sheeran kind?

Literally. Head to toe covered in eggs, flour and icing. With literal cherries and sprinkles on top.

Well, two hours ago but I thought i'd tell you anyway.

Why'd you have to wait two hours?

Because it was hard to get it off and it was disgusting

And I thought girls were difficult.

They still are

Do you remember that project I was talking about to you?

Yea

The people my professor put me with are the laziest people EVER. I can't believe that they're making me do everything and write their names on it.

That's such a dick teacher

I could help.

Okay.

We're supposed to make a ten page script about Greek Mythology in the 21st century. I'm not much of somebody who... is that creative. I like the logical side of things.

That's okay. So...

Who's your favorite person from Greek Myths?

I like Artemis.

Great, what if we turned Artemis into some kind of army woman or something? Maybe she's a cop, or a spy, or an assassin.

Or maybe an actress playing in some kind of action movie and there's this guy named Orion who plays her co-star?

Yeah, and you said you weren't creative.

Thank you.

No problem.