I feel betrayed that I posted about you and you didn't.

My heart is now in little pieces.

If you were here, you could see my eyes rolling right now.

This isn't funny, the surgery is really expensive.

And you think I care because...

Damn are you this mean to all your friends?

No, just you.

You're special.

Aw i'm special to you. How cute.

That... That wasn't what I meant.

Does it really matter?

Yeah, it really does.

Sorry I can't hear you, you're breaking up.

We're not on the phone!

Whoops can't hear you, sorry, bye!

Ughhhhh!