I'm bored

who is this and why is your name ferret

Are you serious? Why am I ferret? 

It's kind of fair since your name's tampon but... 

why are you talking to her

I'm guessing you're not tampon so... bye bye

WHAT

if you hurt her or is some kind of crazy old bat just know that my best friend's dad's a police officer

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Sorry about earlier. He's kind of overprotective, maybe because we used to date but  I don't know.

Meh, I'm fine. Why is my name ferret anyways?

Why is my name tampon?

Fair

Are you hungry?

No, unlike you I don't need a midnight snack.

It's only nine pm for me, wanna play twenty questions?

It's the same time for me and no. My curfew's at nine so I'm off to bed.

Ooh same timezone

Nighty nite tampon