[ thank you to the three people that voted, I can't see who but thank you. shoutout to heirettes because yeah, dramione <3 ]

do u like emojis?

Not all the time, and could you at least use proper spelling and grammar?

ur not my mum

Of course not ferret! I texted you thinking you were my mum remember?

I am not a ferret. I'm a perfectly handsome sixteen year old

Hello?

You do know you just gave your age away right? What if I was some 50 year old pedophile?

That doesn't make sense, you thought I was your mum which makes you between 9 and 30 because it's just sad if you have to text her to buy you tampons when you're above 30

That was actually smart.

I know

And that was me realising that you're still a ferret, bye bye.

Hey! You don't walk away, I do! 

Oh come on, again?! 

Whatever