How's your time of the month going?

That is a terrible question! I barely even know you, you could be some weirdo on the streets who stole this phone!

Not many girls would respond to the 'weirdo' as you say, so you must be crazy

I'm not you arrogant little ferret!

Ooh that hurt right here darling

I can't even see you

If you're not crazy then you're stupid for thinking anything else than my heart

Hello?

The cold shoulder?

I'll be back tomorrow Bloody Mary

That doesn't even make sense!