[ italics hermione, bold draco, i've been reading a lot of texts fics and i thought dramione should have one of it's own sooo enjoy ]

Mum, could you please buy me some tampons on your way home?

Unless I suddenly changed sex and gave birth to you then this is the wrong number

Who is this anyway?

Hello?

Mystery Girl?

I'll keep spamming you if you don't

I'll be back tomorrow