Unknown: Kyle
Kyle: who's this
Unknown: not important all you need to know is don't leave your room
Kyle: or what
Unknown: you'll either be ripped to a flap of skin or dragged to a fate worse then any hell you can imagine, I need you to look outside your window
Kyle: *looks out window* what?
Unknown: do you see me near the stop sign
Kyle: oh yea because that's not creepy at all
Unknown: I'm serious, you need to keep your eyes on me
Kyle: um ok why am I doing this
Unknown: because the monsters don't like being looked at and I'm here to help
Kyle: what! You mean like mike wasoski!
Unknown: no you imbecile, real monsters, monsters with very slim arms and legs, monsters that can make you kill your self in 0.2 seconds just by looking.
Kyle: so if don't look at the monsters I'm safe?
Unknown: you know for a long time we've watched you
Kyle: we?
Unknown: yes, we
Kyle: wait are you a monster?
Unknown: I prefer the word "umbra germen radicum eius"
Kyle: what does that mean?
Unknown: it's Latin for shadow watcher
Kyle: what's a shadow watcher?
Unknown: well we're assigned to help monsters catch there prey, you ever get that feeling someone's watching and you can't move?
Kyle: sometimes, why
Unknown: we create that illusion, although sometimes the monsters get a little too...hungry
Kyle: what do you mean...to hungry
Unknown: as in they can't hold it any longer and feast early
Kyle: someone's downstairs
Unknown: I know
Kyle: I hear sounds..oh god there's growling outside my door..it's the monsters you need to help please!
Unknown: I am
Kyle: No your just standing there and-what..I-I can move
Unknown: I am helping, I didn't say I was helping you
*Kyle is offline*