1. That moment sleep finally comes and your alarm goes off.

2. I wonder what men see in football?????

3. That moment an unknown number sends you
How is my baby
Me*excuse you, you see feeding bottle for my mouth.

4. The moment the church singer is finally in the spirit then she trips and falls on the speakers wire
😂😂

5. Oh that moment in your dream you are eating chicken, you wake and see your roommate screaming and holding his ear.
Me* bro wetin happen
Roommate*idiot you chop my ear.

6. The moment you get cut up in the movie
Shhhh!! Would she die no
She may die
She can't.
Nepa people*bro I never chop up cut their wire make we go ask them for money.
Us realising theirs no light😨😨😨
Light comes back
Their show the names of cast😭😭

7. Me feeling like a G😏😏 leaving class without permission.
Teacher* you come and solve for number 5.

8. Me thinking am free from disgracing my self today.
Teacher: oya go and sing national anthem.

9. Nigerians can look eh
Only their expressions can judge you.

10. Embarrassment is not when someone slap you and you can't retaliate it's when your mum slaps you and says just look at you, you didn't wash your white well infact did you brush this morning.

11. I swear if your mother hasn't shouted your name in public you've not seen embarrassment.

12. A proverb goes like this two wrongs doesn't make a right.
An African mothers' proverb
Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep for nite
No go sleep at all.

13. Friends be like
Awww what happened

Wetin concern me

I dey hungry o u bring food

14. If you were to delete a food from the world what would it be.

15. Which powers would you like to have

16. I hate when I'm watching a film then 😑 a two minutes advert comes up it just seems like forever.

17. The moment am chatting with my crush then my mum calls me to use my phone's calculator😨😨

18. I hate when people look at me and say
Ur still a small child.

19. Please who knows the right age of a teenage.

20. I can't believe it he cheated on me
My sista is he your husband.