1. What will you do if your phone ever fell into the toilet

2. Would you stay all night reading a horror novel or stare at your phone for three days straight.

3. Touch fire or get burnt

4. Back seat benchers are the most peaceful when it comes to exam.

5. That moment your been stubborn then your mum gives you a resetting slap
Oh am feeling like cool nigga 😏😏

6. Which one hurts most
No data
No light
No network
Battery have die

7. Ohh I miss class that moment when people are fighting oh cool vibes then someone calls the teacher to separate them then he blames it on the class prefect

8. Nigerians can manufacture English
Eg
I go slap you
U dey craze
U be mumu oh
Wetin dey worry u na

9. I love Nigeria movies the moment you see the man die then you see his tummy coming up and down arant nonsense.

10. Mosquitoes are the most famous live band
They disturb you until you mistakenly slap your sef.

11. What would be your reaction if you were chased by a mad man then your friends tell you it was just a prank.

12. That moment during test when everybody is co-operating and you would be like I have pass already then this stupid fellow now says; they taught us number one it was our assignment.

13. That time you dey tell your friends one thing that happened to you then one uninvited tombo fly interrupts and tells he's own.🙅🙅

14. All those boarders it's time to open people's yansh. That day you plan to wear you short skirt with your baggy white, then one Snr says rotate your skirt bamm!!
It didn't rotate oyo is your case o cause that skirt have gone.

15. The moment you enter the parlour and they are guests, just turn around cause it's gonna be a long wait.

16. Oh why the temptations.
Mum: I brought out stew
Me:ok mum
It's time to chop
Oh should I take this meat no this one looks bigger.
😏:Take two of them
😊:Just hide one under the rice and put the other on top the stew.

17. That time you am vibing to your favorite song
Mum* Marrrryyyy
Me*Am coming ma,
Me*yes mummy you called me
Mum*pass me d remote.

18. In class when your enemy bumps into you
Come *drag her bye the shirt*you no dey see oya clean my shoe.

19. In class
Finally it's break down hunga one kie me
Maths teacher: remaining five more minutes.

20. Me talking about my celebrity crush to my friends.
One girl from behind does he even know you exist.

Wow this was the longest 😱 chapter yet
I was laughing like a mumu eh
Oh I miss school 😭😢😢