(Khushi keeps walking closer to Shiv and he gets scared)

Shiv: (in mind: Oh god... please please koi bewakoofi bhari baat mat karna.. I love to hear 'I love you' par abhi nahi.. please nahi please.. Yashhh kuch kar!) (Looks at Yash)

Yash: Khushiii.. ye kya baccho jaise behave kar rahi hai?

Khushi: (innocently) bacchaa... Kritiii... Mai bua? Kritiii tu pregnant thi naaa? (Overexcited)

Yash: (coughs) Whattttt?

Khushi: haaaa... Kritss pregnant thii

Yash: Karann!! Ye high hai ya sach hai?

Karan: obviously high hai yaaar... Wo pregnancy ki baat ek bohot badi misunderstanding thi aur wo dur bhi ho gayi hai..

Yash: Hashh!

Khushi: Bacchaaaa bacchaa bacchaaa

Kriti: Noooooo... No bacchaa!! Tu hi pregnant ho jaa naa.. phir baccha baccha karna din bhar.. ok?

Khushi: meraa bacchaa? Haaa... Mai hi...

Karan: oh godd.. Shut Up Khushi!

Shiv: Exactly.. please guysss!! At least bacche par to mat pohoncho naa

Karan: Guyss.. we are dead! Kaise handle kare inhe?

Kriti: Hey handsome! Kya hua? Cute bola to accha nahi lagaa? (Cups his face and he takes her hand down) hawww... Itnaaa gussaaa? Tum na kabhi sahi time pe romance karte hi nahi hoo.. hamesha galat time..

Karan: galat time? Mera? Wo to Khushi..

Khushi: haa too.. hamesha mai aati hu tab hi kyu romance karte hoo tum? Sahi time pe kiya karo naa jab mai distrrrr... diss... disturb nahi kar rahi hotiii

Yash: Ye to words bhi bhulne lag gayii..

Karan: Wow.. matlab tu kabhi bhi hamare kamre mein aa jati hai aur usme meri galti hai? Usase behtar why don't you knock before entering our room?

Kriti: Bacchaa chhodo, Chocolate chhodoo.. mujhe kiss chahiye!

Karan: woahh.. woah dude.. (he looks at Yash with corner of his eyes and Yash rolls his eyes away)

Yash: Guys.. this is getting like really really awkward.. please hum sab alag alag jaake ek ek ko sambhale kyaa?

Kriti: Mai Karan ke saath jaungiiii (starts jumping and clapping)

Khushi: par meri Chocolate?

Janvi: Shiiiiv chocolate de naa Khushi koo.. kab se chilla rahi hai bichari.. ab to mere bhi kaan dard karne lag gayee

Yash: Aaja Khushi mai deta hu..

Karan: Guys.. mai Kriti ko lekar nikalta hu tum log in dono ko dekho please

Shiv: haa
(Karan tries to drag Kriti but she refuses to come. He picks her up and throws her on his shoulder while she keeps hitting his back as he takes her to their room)
Thank god Karan chala gaya.. Khushi kuch bol deti na drunk halat mein to band baj gayi hoti..

Yash: True man.. aaj to scene kar diya in teeno ne.. mai Khushi ko uske kamre mein lekar jaata hu tu iss Chudail ko dekh

Khushi: Shiiiiiv.. mere saath tum chalogeee.. tum.. bass tum.. sirf tum..

Yash: Chup kar Khushi.. drunk hai tuu..

Janvi: Aurrrr maii bhiii (runs and jumps on sofa)

Yash: Oh god.. Chudail neeche utar.. Shiv yaar pakad use please..

Shiv: iska kya karu? (She holds him tightly) please tu Jannu ko dekh mai Khushi ko sula deta hu

Yash: Dudee.. mai Chudail ko nahi jhel sakta.. pleasee...

Shiv: Khushi manegi aise lagta hai tujhe?

Yash: oh god! Fine.. Chudail.. chal yaha se.. (she goes to him)

Janvi: (opens her arms and runs towards the door) chalo nahiii udoooooooo

Yash: She has lost it!! (He runs behind her)

(In Krian's room)
Kriti: Mujhe kiss chahiye kiss kiss kiss
(He keeps her down and she stands in front of him and pulls him by collar)
Shushuk..

Karan: kya hai? (Holding her hands on his collar)

Kriti: Kiss me

Karan: (he removes her hand) Baby, mai mara jaa raha hu iss moment ke liye but no.. I will kiss you lekin tab jab tum pure hosh mein rahogi.. samjhi?

Kriti: mai behosh hu? Doodh maange ke liye aayi pados ki aunty hu? Paper submit karne piche padi school ki teacher hu?

Karan: kyaaa?

Kriti: to baadme baadme kyu kar rahe hooo? (Hitting his chest) mujhe kiss chahiye matlab chahiye matlab chahiye..

Karan: Oh god.. kaha fas gaya? Ho kya gaya hai iseee...

(In the hall)

Khushi: I hate you!!

Shiv: No, you don't!

Khushi: tumhee kaise pataa?

Shiv: Kyukii.. you love me..

Khushi: Ohhhh tum tooo.. tum mere boyfriend ho naa? (Almost screaming)

(He covers her mouth)
Shiv: Shhhhhh... Chupp!! Khushiii.. Karan aur baki ghar walo ko pata nahi hai naa... Dheere bolooo..

Khushi: Ohhhh to matlab ye hum dono ka little secret hai?

Shiv: Huge secret hai Khushi.. pleasee kisi ke saamne kuch bol mat denaa..

Khushi: Acchaaaa acchaa.. lekin agar tum mere boyfriend ho to hum yaha kya kar rahe hai?

Shiv: yaha nahi to kaha honge?

Khushi: Areee long drive pee.. chalo chalo mujhe long drive pe jaana hai apne boyfriend ke saath

Shiv: Abhi nahi sweetheart phir kabhi chalenge ok? Abhi tumhe sona chahiye..

Khushi: mujhe long drive pe jaana hai jaana hai matlab jaana hai.. tum chalogeee ya mai naya boyfriend dhoondhu?

Shiv: Whaatttt? Kyaa bol rahi hai Khushi?

Khushi: Long driveeeee

Shiv: Ok ok fine.. chilla mat.. chalte hai long drive pe.. par...

Khushi: par kya?

Shiv: par tumhe to pata hai naa mujhe acche se driving nahi aati aur tumne Dost se promise bhi kiya tha ki agar hum kabhi long drive pe jaate hai to drive tum karogi.. par tum to drunk ho.. aur aise mein driving karna to illegal hota hai naa?

Khushi: illegal? (Shocked)

Shiv: haa.. par koi baat nahi mai chala lunga gaadi.. promise hi tutega naa.. koi baat nahi

Khushi: Promise tutegaa? Noooooo.. mai Krits ko kiya hua promise kabhi nahi todtiiii.. hum baadme jayenge ok?

Shiv: pakka??

Khushi: haa pakkaa..

Shiv: ok.. to ab tumhe apne room mein lekar jau?

Khushi: haaaaaaa... Let's goooo!

Shiv: (in mind: Thaaank god maan gayi.. bahar jaate to pata nahi aur kya kya karti) Chaloo..

Khushi: mujhe chalke nahi jaanaa..

Shiv: matlab? Chalke nahi to rengte jaogi?

Khushi: Nahii.. tum mujhe uthake le jaogee.. lekin Karan ne uthaya tha waisee kandhe pe nahii.. baaho meinnn

Shiv: Wow.. ab ye bhi tum hi bataogi?

Khushi: haaaaaaaaaa (sits down quickly)

Shiv: (giggles) finee.. (he picks her up and she let's herself free in his arms. He takes her to her room)

(In Krian's room)
Karan: Kritiii please ek jagah shanti se baitho naa

Kriti: mujhe Baithna nahi haiii.. kiss chahiye..

Karan: Kritiii ab jyada ho raha hai ok? Finger on your lips and baitho chup chap.. mai tumhare liye nimbu lekar aata hu.. utarna padega tumhara nasha.. (he turns around to leave but she holds his hand and he turns around)

Kriti: mera nasha itni aasani se utar jayegaa?

Karan: Kritss..

Kriti: batao naa.. itna aasan hai mera nasha utarna?

Karan: you mean... Daru ka nasha?

Kriti: mera nasha..
(He comes near her, caresses her hair and cups her face)

Karan: tumhara nasha utarna aasan kaise ho sakta hai? Par mushkil bhi nahi hai.. (she makes a disappointed face and leaves his arm) kyuki.. namumkin hai.. I love you Kriti.. aur iss pyaar ka nasha kabhi nahi utar sakta.. (he kisses her forehead and she smiles brightly)

Kriti: (teary eyes) I love you too

Karan: I know.. (she pecks his cheek and he touches his cheek where she pecked with a slight smile)

(Meanwhile Janvi runs towards the car and Yash follows her. Janvi tries to open driver seat)

Yash: Chudail tu kya kar rahi hai? Tu drive nahi kar sakti.. kaha jaa rahi hai?

Janvi: mai kahi bhi jau.. tumse matlab?

Yash: mai bhi tumhare saath aa raha hu... aur (snatches keys) drive mai karungaa..

Janvi: Whaaatt.. noo! Bandarr tu mere saath kahi nahi aayegaa.. mai jaungi.. akelee

Yash: Kaha na mai aa raha hu.. pucha nahi hai tujhse.. hosh mein hoti to bilkul nahi aata tere peechee..

Janvi: to ab bhi mat aaaa... ye care karne ka natak bandaro par accha nahi lagtaa.. gooooo

Yash: Bakwass mat kar Janvi.. nashe mein dhut Chudail ka care ke baare gyaan sunana mere liye bilkul bandhan karak nahi hai.. samjhi?

Janvi: tumhe mere saath aana hai?

Yash: haa

Janvi: to batao sky blue hota hai na?

Yash: scientifically.. nahi! bass dekhne ki baat hai to ha.. par iska mera tere saath aane se kya sambandh?

Janvi: aaj sky blue kyu nahi hai? Sab kuch itna black black kyu hai?

Yash: Chudaaill! Raat ko aasman neela nahi dikhtaa.. light nahi hai naa? Sab kuch black black hi dikhne wala hai..

Janvi: to agar tum sky ko blue bana do to tum mere saath aa sakte ho.. ok?

Yash: Oh god.. Shut up Chudail! 8 - 10 ghante lag jayenge neela aasman hone.. I am coming with you now..

Janvi: nahi nahi nahi.. ek to sky blue karo ya mujhe akele jaane do.. your choice!

Yash: accha accha.. let's make a deal.. mai abhi tere saath chalta hu.. aur thodi der baad mai sky blue kar dunga ok?

Janvi: pakka?

Yash: pakkaaa!

Janvi: Promise..?

Yash: Promise babaa..

Janvi: aur ek promise chahiye

Yash: kya? (She climbs up the hood of the car) excuse me.. what the hell are you doing? Gir jaogi naa..

Janvi: Shhhhhh.. (she stands on the hood) pehle tum yaha.. upar aake puri duniya ke saamne kaho mai Chudail nahi huu, mai beautiful hu.. aur... Aur haaa.. mai best bhi hu.. tumse bhi acchiii.. aur tum mujhe chudail bhi nahi bologee.. agar tumne mujhe Chudail kaha to mai bhaag jaungi..

Yash: What? No ways..

Janvi: ok then.. byeeee.. (she tries to jump off the hood but he holds her knowing she won't be able to handle herself in such situation and would get hurt)

Yash: ok ok wait wait.. upar aake hi bolna padega? Yaha se bol du?

Janvi: upaaaarrr

Yash: ok fine! (he climbs up the hood too and stands on it with her) kaha fas gaya yaar.. Ch.. Janvi.. Janvii tu bilkul bhi chudail nahi hai.. tu bohot acchi hai.. mujhse bhi acchi.. aur mai aaj se.. nahi.. I mean.. mai aaj tujhe Chudail nahi bulaunga.... Ok?

Janvi: Yeaaaahhhh

Yash: ab neeche utare? Please..

Janvi: ok..

(Shiv and Khushi reach Khushi's room and he was about to keep her down but she quickly puts her arms around his neck, lifts herself and pecks his lips while he stood stunned looking at her)

Shiv: Khushi... Kya kar rahi ho?

Khushi: Jo tum nahi karte.. romance!

Shiv: tujhe jo romance karna hai please hosh mein aake karnaa..

Khushi: yaaar.. tum kitneeee hot aur cute hoo.. how are you even possible? Matlab koi ek saath hot aur cute kaise lag sakta hai?

Shiv: Shut up Khushi! (He keeps her on the bed but she pulls him and pecks his cheek leaving him shocked) Khushiii.. enoughh!! Tune bohot pee rakhi hai yaar.. tu so jaa please..

Khushi: mujhe neend to aa hi nahi rahi.. acchaa suno naa

Shiv: bolo..

Khushi: guess karo maine tumhara name mere phone mein kya naam se save kiya hoga..

Shiv: I hope Shiv.. par phir tum aise puchti nahi.. to.. Boyfriend?

Khushi: Naah.. too much pressure!

Shiv: BF? Bestfriend?

Khushi: Seriously? Nooooo.. thoda wild guess karo naa..

Shiv: Ab Shona Mona to kiya nahi hoga.. to aur kyaa? Tum hi bata do..

Khushi: Mai nahi bataungiiii.. guess karooo

Shiv: Mera pehla pehla pyaar? Love? Dhadkan? Isase jyada wild mujhe nahi ho payegaa, ok?

Khushi: Ufff.. Hubby!

Shiv: Whattt? Hubby? Tumne mera naam Hubby naam se save kiya hai? Please don't tell me tum abhi se shaadi ke baare mein soch rahi hoo..

Khushi: Nahiii.. hamari shaadi too... (She covers her own mouth)

Shiv: kyaa?

Khushi: kuch nahii.. secret haii.. shhhh!!

Shiv: Oh god.. seriously Khushi.. tum jab tak pure hosh mein nahi aati, tumse koi bhi baat karna bekar hai.. tum so jao.. tumhara chocolate aayega tab mai tumhe utha dunga, ok?

Khushi: par mujhe to neend hi nahi aa rahii

Shiv: aakhein band karo aa jayegi..

Khushi: mai bol rahi hu na nahi aa rahi to nahi aa rahi.. bass!

Shiv: ok ok.. chillao mat.. bolo kya karna hai phir?
(She pulls him close and makes him sit on the bed) Khushii.. tum meri.. (she gets up and sita on his lap resting her head on his shoulder)

Khushi: Mujhe bass tumhare saath rehna hai.. tumhare paas..

(Shiv hugs her in the same position and kissed on her head)

Shiv: mere paas to tum hamesha se thi.. ab mere saath bhi ho.. aur hameshaa rahogi.. right?

Khushi: Right! I love you..

Shiv: I Love You Too Sweetheart

Khushi: Ek baat puchu?

Shiv: chaar pucho

Khushi: Tumhe shaadi se kya problem hai?

Shiv: maine kab kaha mujhe shaadi se problem hai?

Khushi: kitni baar.. kabhi Jannu di ko.. aaj bhi to maine Hubby kaha to tum..

Shiv: Khushii.. fine.. koi baat hai jo mai abhi tumhe nahi bata sakta par vaqt aane par mai tumhe jaroor bataunga.. aur in general bhi mujhe shaadi se koi problem nahi hai.. but ya.. mujhe lagta hai shaadi ki ek sahi umar hoti hai.. life ka experience hota hai.. responsibilities hoti hai aur uske liye hamare paas abhi kaafi time hai.. anyways.. ye koi drunk discussion karne jaisi baat to hai nahi.. waise bhi mai abhi kya bolunga I doubt tumhe yaad rahega.. to hum ye discussion baadme karenge.. ok?

Khushi: hmm

Shiv: par tum mujhe ye sab abhi kyu puch rahi ho?

Khushi: I hate you

Shiv: oh god.. not again.. ab kya hua?

Khushi: meri chocolate!

Shiv: Chocolate.. wo to..

Khushi: mujhe bhook lagi hai.. abhi ke abhi lekar aao.. aur mai kitchen mein jaa rahi hu khaana banane..

Shiv: What? Kitchen-Khushi-Drunk total disaster.. tumhe bhook lagi hai na? Mai kuch lekar aata hu..

Khushi: meri bhook chali gayi

Shiv: what? Aise kaise bhook chali jaa sakti hai?

Khushi: chali gayi kaha naa?

Shiv: ok ok fine.. chali gayi..

Khushi: mujhe fashion show dekhna hai..

Shiv: you mean.. abhi?

Khushi: Yes!

Shiv: iss vaqt kaunsa channel fashion show dikhayega yaar?

Khushi: tv pe nahi.. saamne..

Shiv: huh? Matlab?

Khushi: tum modelling karo abhii.. yaha.. mere saamne..

Shiv: (chuckles) you are kidding, right?

Khushi: No, I am not! Come on.. quick! Mujhe dekhna hai.. (Khushi goes to her cupboard, takes Out one of her dress and throws it on shiv) ye wala pehnoo.. bohot accha lagegaa..

Shiv: Khushi.. no!!

Khushi: Jaldi!! Actually nahii.. pehle mai na.. mai tumhara make up karungi.. perfect!

Shiv: Whatttt?

(Meanwhile in Krian's room)

Karan: tumhe nahi lagta tum drunk hoti ho to jara jyada naughty ho jaati ho?

Kriti: mujhe kya pata.. mai to kabhi drink nahi karti.. (with an innocent face)

Karan: yaa right.. never! (he nods and chuckles)

Kriti: waise tum apne photos mein pet par pav lagate ho ya sachme abs hai tumhare?

Karan: What? Aisa sawal tumhare man mein aayega bhi kyu?

Kriti: Kyuukiiii... kyuki maine to aaj tak kabhi tumhare abs nahi dekhee..

Karan: to tumhe mere abs dekhne hai?

Kriti: Nahiiiii (she lays on the bed with her hand covering her eyes and instantly falls asleep. He chuckles looking at her, pecks her forehead, makes her sleep properly on bed and goes to sleep with his arms wrapped around her waist)

....To be continued

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