Karan: Whatt? Seriously Kriti? I was madly in love with you aur tum soch rahi thi I wanted you to say no? Like seriously? Mai tumhe dislike karta hu? Matlab kuch bhi lagta hai na tumhe? Ek to tumne bina soche samjhe shaadi ko haa bol diya.. Thank god it was me.. agar koi aur hota to? Aisa karne se pehle ek baar mujhe bataya to hota yaar.. seedhe kisi aur se shaadi? Aur agar tumhari shaadi sachme kisi aur ke saath ho rahi hoti na to mai guest banke nahi aata tumhari shaadi mein badhai dene.. tumhe kidnap karne aata.. kam se kam ek baar tumhe apne dil ki baat bataye bina to aise hi kisi aur ka ho jaane kabhi nahi deta.. aur kya soch rahi thi tum? Sachme itni aasani se mujhe bhool jaati kya kisi aur se shaadi karke? Shukar hai bhagwaan ka.. nahi.. actually meri dadi aur tumhari nani ka ke seedhe seedhe hamari shaadi karwa di.. warna pata nahi tumhe apni dulhan banane ke liye kitne papad belne padte.. ek to kitna overthink karti ho tum? Matlab meri pasand na pasand mujhse jyada jaanti ho par mera pyaar nahi jaan paayi? Tumhe ye kaise pata nahi chala ki Karam Sharma ko kabhi koi kisi baat ke liye force nahi kar sakta jo wo khud nahi karna chahta.. meri family ya koi bhi meri marzi ke khilaaf meri shaadi nahi karwa sakta.. maine tumse shaadi ki kyuki tum meri chahat ho.. isliye nahi ki meri dadi chahti thi mai tumse shaadi karu.. Thank god ye saari situation uss bewakoof ke haat nahi thi warna mai use pasand nahi karta assume karke.. Honestly mai itni jaldi shaadi nahi karna chahta tha par jaldi hi sahi.. at least usise hui na jisase hona chahta tha.. I am happy.. bichari Krits... use laga uski shaadi Viv ke saath kara rahe hai.. (chuckles) aur flirt.. matlab Viv Krits se bhi flirt kar chuka hai.. how weird.. par shaadi mein to he behaved quite normal.. thank god he realised wo uski bhabhi hai ab.. aur straight forward ki baat hai to wo to mai puch raha tha kyuki mujhe lag raha tha she has feelings for Sameer.. upar se mujhe believe hi nahi ho raha tha ki Kriti Singhania.. jo mujhse baat tak nahi kar pati wo bina soche samjhe, jaane bujhe seedhe shaadi ke liye kaise tayar ho gayi.. mujhe lag raha tha shayad uspe kisi tarah ka koi pressure ho isliye I was trying to figure it out aur isiliye maine pucha kya wo Kriti Karan Sharma banana chahti hai.. I just wanted to make sure ki wo forced nahi hai iss shaadi ke liye.. aur kaisi bewakoof ladki hai? Ise lag raha tha mujhe isme koi interest hi nahi hai jab ki uske alawa har koi ek nazar mein samajh raha tha mai uske liye kya feel karta hu.. use bhi kya blame karu.. iss baat mein mai to usase bhi bada bewakoof nikla.. itne saalo tak na uske dil ki baat samajh paya na khudke.. idiottt! Shiv aur Jannu ne kitni baar kaha tha wo mujhe pasand karti hai.. mai hi bewakoof pata nahi kis denial mein jee raha tha aur kyu.. shayad darr.. darr ke kahi mai sachme samajh lu aisa hai aur sach kuch aur nikle to.. shayad isi khayal ne mujhe kabhi apni feelings ke saath roobaru hone hi nahi diya.. Anyways.. back to the diary Karan.. kitna sochega?

(Meanwhile in the canteen, while listening to Ruhi's insult by Sammu, Kriti was having her food and she was shocked with Sammu's speech and as she finished talking, Kriti's food choked and she began to cough)

Sammu: Kriti are you ok? Ye lo.. paani piyo..

Khushi: (rubbing her back) haa Kritss.. paani lo..

Kriti: (takes water and drink in one go) Thanks... (In hurry she gathers her stuff) Khushi... Hame.. lecture hai na? Chal chalte hai.. late ho jayenge...

Yash: Haa.. chalte hai.. Bye ladies.. Bye Chudail and Shiv
(They greet him back and he leaves with Khushi and Kriti away from canteen. Meanwhile, out of his increasing curiosity, Karan keeps reading further and reads all pages until the one after their wedding)

Kriti: What the hell was that guys? (Irritated) Dude ye dono hai kaun? What are they doing here and why are they messing things up? Khushi.. like seriously? Tera bhai bata nahi sakta tha use ki mai uski.. fine.. not wife par girlfriend to bol hi sakta tha na? Accha chalo girlfriend bhi nahi friend hi bol deta.. but no.. what did he introduce me as? Teri bestfriend.. Yaar I know he is not much into this marriage and all lekin yaar ek baar pehle mujhse baat to ki hoti ki uski ek girlfriend bhi hai.. what is that guy planning on doing with one wife and another girlfriend?

Yash: Woah woah.. Cool down Kritss.. tujhe kisne kaha wo uski girlfriend hai? Karan ne khud kaha?

Kriti: of course not!

Khushi: To assume kyu kar rahi hai Jaan? Just relax.. wo tera tha, tera hai aur hamesha tera hi rahega... Par in ladkiyon ka kuch to karna padega.. Karan aur Shiv se to chipak hi gayi hai.. pata nahi un dono ko bhi kya obsession hai in dono se...

Yash: Come on princess.. dono kitni sweet hai.. Ok I know you are jealous par khamakha unhe kyu kos rahi ho?

Kriti & Khushi: Shut Up Bander!!

Yash: Ughh.. finee!

(Karan reaches on the page they got married)

Dear Diary,

Finally, finally I'm married to him! I got married today.. I am not in denial anymore. Last few days worked wonders for me. I have accepted I am married now.. I am no more Kriti Singhania... I'm Kriti Sharma... Kriti Karan Sharma precisely. Of course I am not legally changing my name as of now. I'll stay Kriti Singhania on paper and honestly I like it that way. I hope I don't have to change my name later too. Damn I just got married... What am I even thinking about? This thought process can wait for a little longer. I don't have to think about it until I graduate at least.. Today Khushi, Yash, Samu, Kittu, Jannu di, Shiv, Vivaan, Arpita everyone was extra excited and kept teasing us for the entire time... I don't know what fun they had embarrassing us every now and then. It was a beautiful day altogether and I don't really want to pen down those feelings, I don't think I can.. how can I pen down how I felt walking towards the mandap to get married to the love of my life? There was a strange thing though, when I was walking towards him I don't know if anyone else noticed or not but he was in tears. Like literally his eyes were filled and even couple of drops rolled down his cheeks. Was it such a bad day for him? I am not sure though.. he behaved really sweet and heart warming. He quickly wiped off his tears, pulled a big smile with eyes filled, gave me hand and held it tight between us until he was told to put sindoor. He held it in a way no one could notice and my nervousness faded away with his touch. I don't really know what was he trying to do.. make me feel better? Make himself feel better? Why was he crying? Of pain? Of happiness? Why exactly... Anywayss.. I just don't understand what is up with that guy! Khushi again looked worried today.. that girl is surely driving me crazy! I just don't understand what the hell is wrong with these Sharma siblings.. they are crazy.. and now, I am a part of this craziness.. after Gruha Pravesh, I came to his room.. my room.. our room actually.. He made me comfortable and that room.. it felt home! I knew he is a gentleman so I wasn't really worried about anything but nervous.. of course! How could I not be? We then completed my project.. ya that was exactly our first night.. doing project together.. and then he went to sleep in the study. It might be so uncomfortable there. This is his room and he has to sleep in study because of me.. it's so not fair! Though, I love the fact he is so considerate about my feelings. He did all this for me.. even after I offered him to sleep at the other end of bed. I am happy with this. He cares about me. Don't need anything else I guess.. ok I am really tired today and I should just go to sleep now! Good night.. bye.. Love You..!

Your's Kriti...

Karan: Damn Kriti.. ya I was crying.. I was absolutely in tears looking at you walk down the aisle. It was a fucking emotional moment. Love of my life walking towards me in her wedding lehenga looking so beautiful just to spend her entire freaking life with me was a fucking emotional moment and those tears just made their way.. tumne wo bhi notice kiya? Aur kiya to chalo itna sab soch liya? I was holding your hand.. I wanted you to feel at home.. with all these people around and puja going on, I wanted you to be comfortable, I wanted you to feel belonged.. Belonged to me...! How couldn't you figure out Krits ke mai tumse kitna pyaar karta hu? Mai to hu hi dumb.. par tum to samajh leti na.. mujhe andar se bahar tak jaanti ho bass mere dil mein kaun hai ye nahi jaanti.. bewakoof ladki... I love you Kritss.. I really really do..! Aur rahi baat tumhare naam ki to tumhe apna naam badalne ki koi jaroorat nahi hai.. agar tum nahi chahti to tumhara naam change nahi hoga.. maine Kriti Singhania se pyaar kiya tha aur puri zindagi kar sakta hu.. Damnn.. ye to ab last page bhi aa gaya.. last page to go Dear Diary..

(Meanwhile, in the canteen)
Janvi: Aee Chuhiya.. tune suna nahi kya? Just get lost.. mujhe nahi lagta yaha koi bhi chahta hai tu yaha ruke ya Karan ke whereabouts jaane ok? Waise bhi tu Khushi se baat karne aayi thi na? Wo to chali gayi.. why don't you leave too? What say? (Behaving like a smart ass and insulted Ruhi leaves and all burst into laughter)

Sammu: Omg! Kya Chipku ladki hai yaar ye.. accha waise in teeno ko kya ho gaya? Aur Kriti ko aisi mirchi kyu lagi?

Jannu: Well ab tu uske saamne uske pati ko lekar kisi aur ke saamne possessive hogi to aur kya hoga?

Sur & Sammu: Oh.. Wait what? (Turn towards each other and then towards Jannu and Shiv)

Sammu: matlab? Exactly kya kaha tune abhi?

Jannu: Haa guys.. you heard it right.. Karan aur Kriti ki shaadi hui hai parso hi.. kal hi reception bhi hua..

Sammu: damnn.. to wo iss surprise ki baat kar raha tha?

Shiv: haanji..

Sur: par ye sab ho kaise gaya? Love marriage? Yaar par abhi itne chhote hai.. itni bhi kya jaldi thi?

Jannu: nahi wo actually..

Sammu: matlab arranged marriage? Damn.. kahi jabardasti to in dono ki..

Shiv: Oye oye.. chill chill.. hume batane ka mauka to de..

Sur: Boll..

Shiv: well iske piche ki wajah to exactly kisi ko nahi pata par hua yu ki... (He tells them entire story from Kriti's accident)

Sammu: woah.. that's thrilling.. and exciting..!

Sur: Exactly!! This is.. damnn.. itna sab ho gaya..?

Sammu: accha waise in sab scene mein uss chipku ladki ka kya role hai? Wo kyu aise aayi thi Karan ke baare mein puchne?

Jannu: kaun? Wo chuhiya?

Sammu: haa haa wahi.. wo Kriti ke saamne aise kyu puch rahi thi Karan ke baare mein?

Shiv: kyuki college mein hum dono, Yash, Khushi aur Arpi ke alawa koi nahi jaanta iss baare mein.. aur wo Chuhiya to hamesha Karan se chipakne ke bahane hi dhoondhti rehti hai..

Sammu: ohh to matlab ye wahi ladki hai jisase tu hamesha use bachati rehti haii.. kya naam hai uska?

Jannu: Ruhi.. (with an ugly face)

Sammu: Ohh.. don't worry.. jab tak mai hu yaha I'll take good care of her.. (smirking)

Jannu: wow.. really? Thank god.. chalo mera ek kaam to kam hua.. waise mujhe ek baat samajh nahi aayi.. Karan ne Kriti ka intro Khushi ki Friend bolke kyu karwaya hoga tum dono se?

Sammu: hmm.. agar mai Karan ko thoda bhi samajhti hu to it was intentional.. shayad wo Kriti ko jealous karwane ki koshish kar raha tha..

Sur: very much possible.. to ab scene ye hai ki Karan usase pyaar karta hai, wo Karan se pyaar karti hai par dono ek dusre ko ye baat bata nahi paate aur na dono ek dusre ke dil ki baat jaante hai.. right?

Janvi: Right!

Shiv: in dono ki love story ko track pe laane ke liye kuch to karna padega..

Sammu: aur exactly kya karna hai ye mujhe bohot acche se pata hai..

Jannu: umm.. kya?

Sammu: Karan chahe jitna bold ho par jab tak use Kriti ke fil ki baat pata nahi chalti wo use kabhi kuch nahi kahega aur Kriti to uske saamne itni nervous ho jaati hai ki bechari ke muh se shabd bhi nahi nikalte.. haklane lagti hai seedhe.. to agar hum Kriti ko jealous kar de iss hadd tak ki wo kuch kar de aur Karan ke saamne sab keh de ya at least itna react kar de jisase Karan ko uske dil ki baat pata chal jaaye aur wo pehel karne ke liye tayar ho jaaye to?

Janvi: You Are An Evil Genius Meethieee!!

Sammu: Ohh I knoww.. bass guyss please.. hum charo ke alawa kisi ko.. I repeat.. kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki mujhe aur Sweetie ko unki shaadi ke baare mein pata hai, ok?

Shiv: Done deal Meethiee!!

Janu: Poor Krits yaar.. abhi dekha na uska chehra kaisa ho gaya tha? Yaar bohot jyada pareshaan mat karna hn bechari ko.. she is very innocent!!

Sur: Oh come on lady hitler.. jaise tum logo ne Karan ko kuch kam pareshaan kiya hai na? Samu ke sahare Karan ko jealous karwaya na? Ab Sammu ke sahare Krits sahi.. Revenge time baby!

Shiv: (laughs) sachme bohot maza aaya tha uss vaqt..

Jannu: Maza to sachme bohot aaya thaa.. Kittu ko dekh ke teri halat bhi kuch khaas acchi nahi thi.. you remember, right?

Shiv: damnn.. yaad mat dilaa..

Sur: interesting.. ye kya kissa haii?

Shiv: that's fir sime other day Sweetie... Ohh shittt...!!

Jannu: kya hua?

Shiv: Jannuuu.. bacha le yaar.. tere piche se chhipkali isi oor aa rahi hai..

Jannu: kyaa karu mai inkaa? Yaar Sammu ne jaisa kuch dino ke liye Chuhiya ki responsibility li hai waise Surr tu iss chhipkali ki le naa.. mujhe kuch dino ka tak araam to milega..

Sur: Ohh.. kya naam hai uss chhipkali ka?

Jannu: Ruchita.. another chipku gum.. bass wo chuhiya Karan se chipakti hai aur ye chhipkali Shiv se.. aur inke chakkar mein mera jeena haram ho gaya hai..

to be continued...