Sameera: Whatt?? (Laughing) kya kaha kya kaha?

Kittu: Sam.. I need breakup!!

Sameera: Wow yaaar.. interesting.. aur kyu by the way?

Kittu: yaha ek ladki hai.. I am in love with her.. I need to break up.. I am sorry.. really really sorry but this won't work out any more..

Sameera: (laughing) awesome.. cool!! Waise naam kya hai usss ladki ka?
(All get shocked)
Kittuu.. bolega bhii? Naam kya hai? Aur mai use kya bulau? Koi accha sa nickname vagare to hai naa?
(Kittu and Samu both burst into laughter)
Kyaa yaar.. itni jaldi prank khatam? Come on dude.. thoda to maza lene dete..

Boy 3: Hey.. seriously tumhe maza lena hai tumhara boyfriend kisi aur ke liye tumhe chhodne ki baat kar raha hai to?

Sameera: Mera boyfriend mujhe chhodega kisi aur ke liye? (Laughing) now that's a big jokeee... Shakal dekhi hai iski?

Kittu: Oh hello.. ladkiya marti hai mujhpar..

Sameera: yaa right.. aur tum unhe bhav bhi dete ho.. hai na?

Kittu: of course deta hu yaar..

Sameera: haa thike thike... de dena bhav.. jo karna hai karo.. waise khaana khaya? Aur Samu kaha hai? Ek bhi call nahi kiya Bhaisaab ne..

Boy 4: Khaana khaya? Itna sab hone ke baad itna pyaar?

Samu: Jaan yahi hu mai.. aur please Pankti ko batana mat okay? Usko bhi call karna hai..

Sameera: tum aur tumhare pranks.. you seriously think she is going to fall for this?

Samu: I know she won't..

Sameera: to kyu try kar raha hai?

Samu: bass ainvai.. accha chal bye..

Sameera: okay bye.. Bye Kittu..

Kittu: Sam!!

Sameera: ha?

Kittu: I love you..

Sameera: I love you too!!
(She hangs up the call)
Flashback ends

Yash: Whatt? Kuch react nahi kiya?

Kittu: naah..

Kriti: Aur Pankti?

Samu: hmm..
Flashback
Ab Pankti ko karte hai.. (he calls her)

Pankti: kya hai?

Samu: woah woah.. na hi na hello.. direct kya hai?

Pankti: Mera mood na abhi bohot kharab hai.. kya hai bolo jaldi..

Samu: umm.. okay.. I want breakup..
(Pankti burst into laughter)

Pankti: Whatt?? (Laughing)
Ye mast tha.. okay go on..

Samu: I am serious..

Pankti: okay.. thikey.. to breakup ki koi formality vagare bhi karni hai kya? Bata do mujhe matlab koi sign vign hogi to karke bhej dungi mai.. (laughing)

Samu: Ya sure..

Pankti: Ohh waise paani pee rahe ho na? Waha mai hu nahi baar baar yaad dilane ko paani piyo paani piyo..

Boy 3: isko bhi koi lena dena hi nahi bhai..

Pankti: ye kaun tha?

Samu: dost hai.. aur haa.. pani pee raha hu..

Pankti: okay cool.. aur Kittu? Meri kal se baat hi nahi hui usase.. kaha hai wo?

Kittu: Heyyy

Pankti: You crazyyyy asss!! Where the hell are you guyss? Jaldi wapas aao yaar.. mera dimaaag kharab ho gaya hai..

Samu: woah.. okay kya hua? Chill maar thoda.. Sam ko bula naa itna dimaag kharab hai to..

Pankti: Sam busy hai yaar.. tujhe nahi aana mat aa lekin Kittu ko bhej jaldi.. I need him here exhibition se pehlee..

Kittu: Chillaa matt tuu.. aur aa raha hu na mai kal.. tu tension kyu le rahi hai? Ho jayega sab.. I will handle it.. tera department jitna hai utna dekh.. mera department mai sambhal lunga.. okay?

Pankti: pakka?

Kittu: ha baba pakka.. ye exhibition hum dono ka hai.. akeli sab kuch karne jayegi to kaise chalega?

Pankti: hmm.. love you yaar.. jaldi aaja..

Samu: aur hamara break up final na?

Pankti: ha ha final.. okay bye..

Samu: Bye..

Pranjal: accha sun..

Samu: ha?

Pankti: Jaldi aa.. I am waiting.. I need you exhibition se pehle..

Samu: (smiles) I am coming..

Pankti: hmm.. okay ab bye..

Samu: bye..

Pankti: aur ek baat..

Samu: ha?

Pankti: Prank mast tha hn.. hass haske tension kam ho gaya.. thankss.. and I love you..

Samu: I love you too.. aur haa.. exhibition ki chinta chhod and take some good sleep.. kal tere uthne se pehle I'll be back.. good night..

Pankti: good night..
Flashback ends

Khushi: lekin unhe kaise pata tha?

Samu: because they know unhe chhodke hum jee hi nahi paayenge.. hamare vibes match hote hai yaar.. we just know what's up with them.. even if they don't tell us.. that's love right?

Kriti: You guys are soo lucky tumhe apna pyaar mil gaya..

Yash: par.. unhone abhi aise react kyu kiya?

Kittu: kyuki hamare friends were like tum log itniii cool girlfriends laate kaha se ho.. bohot pareshan kiya hame so baadme humne unse kaha tha next time hum aisa kuch kare to hamare hone na hone se tumhe farak padta hai ye dikhane ke liye hi sahi thoda react kar dena.. (laughing)
(All burst into laughter)
Acchaa ab Yash ka chance.. mai dare du?

Yash: Nahii.. bilkul nahi.. sirf Krits de sakti hai na?

Kriti: haa par Kittu mujhe bata sakta hai.. it I like mai to de sakti hu na?

Yash: Nahi yaar pleasee.. ye prankster meri halat kharab kar dega..

Khushi: shut up!! Kittu bol tu..
(Kittu whispers to Kriti)

Kriti: Yess.. Yashhh.. as everyone knows teri Janu di ke saath bilkul nahi banti.. so your dare is call her and flirt with her...

Janvi: (in mind: Whattt... Shit.. phone silent pe karna padega.. baja to band baj jaayegi) (she puts her phone on silent mode)

Yash: What?? Kritss.. yaar please aur kuch bhi bol de.. Chudail ke saath flirt? Yaar koi potion votion pila degi on the spot mar jaunga mai.. thodi to daya kar yaar..

Janvi: (in mind: haww.. itni buri hu kya mai?)

Khushi: well sure.. to double dare kar le..

Yash: Ohh god.. no pleasee..

Kriti: yess of course..

Yash: ughh.. okay fine.. double dare de do.. Chudail se flirting se to behtar hi hoga.. she is my friend yaar.. flirt kaise kar sakta hu?

Janvi: (in mind: point hai..)

Kriti: Well then.. to tera double dare due raha.. baadme sochke bataungi..

Yash: hmm okay..

Kartik: ab to teri hi baari hai..

Sameer: aur tujhe aur Khushi ko dare hum denge..

Khushi: mujhe kyu?

Kriti: exactly.. Khushi ko mai dungi..

Yash: kyuki hamari marzi.. tum dono ko to hum hi dare denge.. aur tum dono ko wo dares karne padenge..

Kriti: that's against rules.. ek hi dare de sakte hai..

Yash: rules hum banate hai.. so your dares are.. tum dono ko ek item song pe item dance karna hoga..

Karan Shiv: (in mind: Whatttt)

Kriti: fine..

Karan: (in mind: maan bhi gayi? Wow.. matlab jo ladki mere saamne dhang se baat nahi karti eo inke saamne item dance ke liye maan gayi.. amazing!!)

Sameer: and second..?

Kartik: Call any guy aur use I love you kaho.. and of course wo hum teeno mein se koi nahi ho sakta..

Karan: (in mind: ye kya hai ab? Ye mujhe call to karegi nahi.. aur kise I love you bol sakti hai? Hadd hoti hai matlab.. mujhe nahi lagta accept karegi Kriti)

Khushi: Cool.. isme dare kya hai? Pagal log.. chal Krits..

Kriti: Shut up.. pehla theek hai par call?

Khushi: haa to usme kya? Come on..

Kriti: ughh.. okay fine.. to pehle dance?

Karan: (in mind: fine? Ye bhi maan gayi?)

Yash: Yesss..

Khushi: Jaa Kritss.. start dancing.. mai baadme entry lungi.. tera favourite gaana hai..

Kriti: Yeahh..

(Khushi plays the song and Kriti starts dancing)

Karan: (in mind: Woww... Kriti.. dancing on baby doll? What's happening heree... I never knew wo ye bhi kar sakti hai.. she looks so sexy.. lekin in sab ke saamne aise dance karne ki kya jaroorat hai? Just stop thisss... Khushi bhi? God what's happening.. aur ye Shiv aur Vivaan.. ye kyu dekh rahe hai?)
Oyee.. tum dono piche dekho..

Shiv: Kyuuu??

Karan: Kyu kya? Tum doni nahi dekh sakte..

Vivaan: Kyu nahi dekh sakte? Yash, Sameer, Kartik sab to dekh rahe hai..

Karan: Just shut up and turn around.. tum dono nahi dekh sakte kyuki Kri.. Khushi.. Khushi dance kar rahi hai.. and nothing like you should watch..

Vivaan: Khushi? Seriously? Karan, Khushi meri bhi behen hai.. tu dekh sakta hai to mai kyu nahi? Shut up!!

Shiv: Exactly.. seedhe seedhe bol na.. tera problem Khushi ke dance se nahi Kriti ke dance se hai.. kyuki.. you are Jealous!!

Karan: Pata hai na? To ab will you both just tu...

Vivaan: Ha ha.. thik hai bhai.. ab tere liye itna to kar hi sakte hai..

(They both turn around. Karan gets lost looking at Kriti)

Karan: (in mind: in dono ko to handle kar liya par mai Yash, Sameer aur kartik ka kuch nahi kar sakta.. Kartik aur yash phir bhi bhai hai.. par Sameer? Uske saamne kyu aisa dance kar rahi hai eo bhi itna chipak chipak ke.. ughh.. I so want to stop all of this right away.. par kuch nahi kar sakta.. though.. She looks so damn hott..)

Janvi: (whispers to Shiv) thoda peeche aake dekh lo dance..

Shiv: (whispers back) Karan will kill me..

Vivaan: (whispers) Chill yaar.. uske saath mai peeche muh karke baitha hu.. and he is so lost in Kriti use pata bhi nahi chalega..

Shiv: (whispers) pakka?

Janvi: (whispers) ha ha pakka..

(He turns back)
Shiv: (in mind: Woww.. I didn't know Khushi itnaa sexy aur bold dance bhi kar sakti hai yaar.. I just can't take my eyes off her.. par ye in teeno ko kya jaroorat hai aise chipak ke dance karne ki.. iss Kartik ko to aisa punch karne ka man kar raha hai.. ughh.. I am so damn jealous of these guys.. mai waha kyu nahi hu? Aur pata nahi ab I love tou kise bolegi ye.. puja ka prashad hai kya I love you ki kisime bhi bantati firegi.. damnn yaar..)

(After the dance they do lot's of masti Together)

Kriti: Yaaar bohot maza aa raha hai.. hum paancho ne kitne saalo baad saath mein itnaa maza kiyaaaa.. thank god baki koi nahi hai hamare saath... This is such a comfortable zone to all of usss... pata nahi itni pagalpanti karne ka mauka ab phir kab mile...

Khushi: sachme yaar.. hum paancho jab satah mein hote hai na.. there is no limit to our craziness!! Accha waise dare abhi pura nahi hua hai.. call karna baaki hai abhi.. let's complete it..

Yash: Yesss!!

Khushi: Kriti.. teri bachelorette hai to pehle chance tera.. come on..

Kriti: Okay.. that's a shitty argument.. hum dono ek saath karenge..

Khushi: ugh.. fine..

(Khushi and Kriti were about to call when Shiv and Karan together shout)

Shiv and Karan: Noooo!!

(All turn towards them and find Karan, Shiv, Jannu, Vivaan and Arpita)

Khushi: Karan..? Tum log yaha kya kar rahe ho?

Karan: Meri taraf aise mat dekh.. yaha aana mera nahi Jannu ka idea tha..

Shiv: haa ha.. Jannu ka hi idea tha.. wahi hame yaha lekar aayi...

Khushi: Viv tu bhi?

Vivaan: Mai? Mujhe to Janvi ne..

Janvi: What the hell guyss?

Yash: (laughs) tune to saare naag paal rakhe hai Chudail..

Janvi: Haa na.. Matlab Kya dost Mile hai yaar mujhe.. aise dost hote hue bhala dushman ki kya jaroorat? Aur Khushi, Kriti, Karan ne mana kiya tha lekin Shiv Vivaan.. tum logo ne kab mana kiya? Naach to rahe the excitement mein..

Arpita: Maine bhi mana nahi kiya.. par mai karu bhi kyu? Yash ke behen ka bachelorette hai.. haq se aaungi yaar mai.. kyu Yash?

Yash: Umm..yaa of course.. baat to sahi hai.. lekin in teeno ka kya?

Shiv: teeno kyu? Idea to Jannu ki hi thi na?

Janvi: Waise idea to phir mujhe Yash ne diya tha..

Yash: Whatt??

Kriti: ye hame puchna chahiye.. Whattt Yash?

Yash: Oye oyee.. Trust me maine aisa koi idea nahi diya.. mai kyu dunga yaar? Chudaaail.. kyu jhoot bol rahi hai? Maine kab diya tujhe idea ye gate crash karne ka aur hamari aisi jasoosi karne ka?

Janvi: Directly na sahi.. par mujhe bataya to tune hi tha na ki tere ghar pe hi bachelorette karne wale ho tum log..

Khushi: Yash!! (Angrily)

Yash: Mainee? Oh.. oh haa.. par maine to bass aise hi flow flow mein bol diya yaar.. maine ise kabhi nahi kaha yaha aise sabko lekar aaye aur hamari jasoosi kare.. party mein aana hi tha to direct bhi aa sakte the na?

Janvi: Oh really? To mujhe bata piche ka darwaza kyu khula chhoda? Aur mujhe message bhi to..

Yash: Shut up.. mera ghar hai.. jo chahe darwaza khidki parda mai open rakh sakta hu.. aur ab jyada natak mat kar..

Khushi: Okayy.. okay guyss.. bohot lad liya.. bass ab! Aur ab jav sab aa hi gaye hai you all hust wait and ket us complete aur dares.. phir we all will play together..

Sameer: Yes.. Kritss come on!! Complete your dare..

Khushi: haa Kriti tu kar pehle phir mai karungi..

Kriti: Accha chal fine..

Karan: Nahii.. Kriti.. aisa kuch nahi karegi..

Kartik: Huh? Kyu bhai? Kyu nahi karegi? Dare hai.. wo to karna hi padega..

Karan: first of all mai tumhara bhai nahi hu aur ye kaisa dare hai faltu sa? Kuch bhi matlab..

Yash: Karan isme faltu kya hai? Aur Khushi bhi to karne wali hai..

Shiv: Actually Karan is right.. kitna faltu dare hai.. come on guys.. kuch accha do naa..

Khushi: tum logo ko kya karna hai? Shut up.. game hamara chal raha tha.. maan ma maan mai tera mehmaan.. hadd hai matlab.. shut up!!

Shiv: Are par..

Khushi: Finger on your lips!! (Shiv keeps his finger in his lips)

Karan: Aisa kuch nahi karna hai..

Khushi: Nahi karna? Kyu nahi karna?

Karan: Kyuki wo meri fiancé hai na..?

Kittu: Ohh.. to ye problem hai..

Karan: nahi.. na.. nahi matlab.. wo.. wo uncomfortable ho jayegi naa..

Kriti: m.. mai.. uncomfortable nahi hu.. it.. it's fine..

Karan: Fine?

Khushi: dekh.. she is fine.. now you shut up! Kriti come on..

Kriti: haa
(Kriti calls someone and puts it on speaker)

Karan: (in mind: What the hell is happening.. ise koi problem nahi hai randomly kisi ko bhi I love you bolne se? Apne hone wale husband se baat nahi karti aur kisi aur ko I love you kahegi? Hadd hai yaar..)

Kriti: Hello.. I love you..

Boy: Well.. I love you tooo Jaan!! Kaisi hai? What's happening?

Karan: (in mind: What? I love you ke saath Jaan free? Ye hai kaun? I swear iski jaan nikal ke rahungaa.. par pata to chale kaun hai..)

Kriti: Mai bilkul thik hu.. par tu yaha kyu nahi hai?

Boy: Jaaan.. yaar kya karu? Tune itni jaldi jaldi shaadi plan kar li.. Job se chhutti milna kya mazak hai? Mushkil se do din ki chhuti mili wo bhi pata nahi boss ko kitna makkhan lagane ke baad.. shaadi ki subah aaunga aur teri shaadi hote hi wapas..

Kriti: Offooo.. lekin Shaadi ke din tujhe yaha aana hi hoga hn.. no natak..

Boy: Of course Jaan.. isliye to chhutti li na? Accha mujhe bata tujhe itni kya jaldi thi shaadi ki? Bacchi to hai abhi ittu si.. career vareer banati baadme aaram se karti na shaadi.. ladko ki kaunsi kami hai hamare desh mein?

Kriti: Career bhi banaungi and you will be proud of me.. you know na mai Nani ko mana nahi kar sakti.. unhone socha hai to bura nahi ho sakta mere liye..

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