(Khushi walks towards Shiv and Shiv runs across the whole room. Khushi runs behind him. He climbs up the bed and throw pillow at her. She laughs and runs behind him again)

Shiv: Khushii.. Khushi nahi na please.. nahi Khushi!! Nahiii...

Khushi: Come on Shiv!! Aree sachme kuch nahi karaga ye.. itni chhoti si jaan to hai iski.. pakdo naa..

Shiv: No..! No yaar please Khushi dur rakh useee

(Khushi keeps laughing and finally throws the cockroach out of the window)

Shiv: Hashh.. thank god!!

Khushi: Excuse me.. thank god? Thank me!!

Shiv: This was not funny Khushi..

Khushi: Look at your face.. (laughing) I swear tumhara chehra dekhne layak thaa

Shiv: Really? Ek baar mujhe pata chalne do tumhe kis baat se dar lagta hai.. uss vaqt tumhara chehra dekhne layak hoga aur mai isi tarah hass raha hounga

Khushi: Well ab wo to jab hoga tab hoga.. filhal ke liye hame neeche chalna chahiye... Nahi?
(She picks up the file)

Shiv: Absolutely!!
(He snatches file from her and walks out of the room)

(Meanwhile, Kriti comes to help Karan in the kitchen after Khushi leaves)

Karan: So.. kya banaye?

Kriti: Ku.. kuch bhi..

Karan: well ab Kuch bhi naam ki dish to mujhe aati nahi.. to kuch aur hi banana padega..
(Kriti giggles)
Woah... Matlab tum normal logo ki tarah jokes par hasti bhi ho? That's interesting.. accha batao kya khaane ka man hai?

Kriti: umm.. Al.. Aloo ka Para..tha? Khu.. Khushi ko bo.. bohot pasand hai... Kal.. kal bhi wo Ita.. Italian khaana chah.. chahti thi aur..

Karan: Aree ok ok.. itna explanation dene ki koi jaroorat nahi hai.. so Aloo paratha it is.. tumhe sachme khana banana to aata hai na? I mean tum Khushi ki tarah to.. agar aisa hoga bhi to koi problem nahi hai.. tum araam se baith sakti ho.. mai bana lunga.. please.. bass bigadna mat..

(She laughs a little but suppresses her laughter)
Kriti: don.. don't worry.. mai kar sakti hu.. I am.. a goo.. good cook..

Karan: okk.. to tum stuffing bana lo mai aata.. nahi nahi.. tum aata goon do mai stuffing bana leta hu..

Kriti: ma.. mai stuffing.. bana sak..ti hu..

(He makes a weird face)
Karan: umm.. nahi.. tum aata goon do.. aur paani please measure karke dalna hn.. I mean na jaroorat se jyada aur na jaroorat se kam.. ok?

Kriti: O..k..

(Kriti makes the perfect dough)
Kriti: h.. ho gaya.. ab.. k.. kya karu?

(Karan touches and checks the dough)

Karan: This is perfectt Kritii.. very good!! Tum na.. umm.. haa.. aloo ubal gaye hai to tum chheel do bass stuffing ke liye.. maine hum sabke liye Chocolate milkshake bana liya hai to ise refrigerator mein rakh ke mai stuffing ki baki tayari karta hu tab tak..

Kriti: Ok..
(She starts peeling the hot potatoes and suddenly her finger burns due to hot vapours)
Ahhh..
(She blows air on her finger. Karan looks at her, holds her hand and takes her to the wash basin and holds her hand under cold water)

Karan: Kriti ye kaunsa tareeka hai aloo chheelne ka? Ungli kaise jala li tumne? Dhyaan kaha tha tumhara? Thoda sambhalke kaam karna chahiye naa.. jal raha hai ab bhi? Dard to nahi ho raha na?

Kriti: ma.. mai.. bilkul theek hu.. au.. aur cooking karte va..qt ai..aisi chhoti moti ch.. chot to lagti hi hai na? I.. I am abs.. absolutely finee..
(She frees her hand)
Mai aloo.. aloo chheel leti hu..

Karan: Shut up!! Ab chul chap yahi pe baithi raho.. mai sambhal lunga ye sab..
(He makes her sit on the kitchen slab and applies burnol on her burn)

Kriti: Ou.. ouchh.. ouchh

Karan: seriously Kriti? Maine abhi tak marham lagaya bhi nahi hai..

Kriti: le.. lekin da.. dard to hoga naa

Karan: lagaunga tab dard hoga na? Dard hone se pehle dard ke khayal se darne mein ab kaunsi bahaduri hai?

Kriti: h.. ha.. par..

Karan: ho gaya?

Kriti: kya?

Karan: marham lagakar ho gaya.. ab tum yahi baitho mai Parantha bana lunga

(Karan cooks everything and Kriti keeps looking at him)

(Meanwhile in the room, Shiv comes back to the room)

Shiv: Khushii.. ye wo file hai hi nahi.. isme to kuch aur hi papers hai..

Khushi: dusre papers? Ok let me check the cupboard..

(She opens the cupboard but couldn't find the file. Shiv finds exactly same file on the same position Khushi spotted earlier and he picks it up and checks the file)

Shiv: Khushii.. mil gayi.. uss cockroach ke chakkar mein tumne jaldi jaldi mein galat file utha li shayad..

Khushi: Oops.. good news is file mil gayi.. aur ab tak to nashta bhi ban gaya hoga.. chalo neeche chalte haii.. accha waise Shiv.. mai soch rahi thi maine tumhari jo itnii khoobsurat tasveer kheechi hai wo kisi kaam to aani chahiye na?

Shiv: No no.. wait.. What do you mean?

Khushi: I mean.. tumhe nahi lagta mujhe wo pic social media pe upload kar deni chahiye? Aur kuch accha sa caption bhi daal deti hu.. kya dalu? Ohh haa.. caption dalti hu
"Breaking News!! Abhi abhi pata chala hai hamare college Ke GS Mr Shiv Malhotra ek cockroach ko dekh kar darr jaate hai.. Stay tuned for further information!"
Aur haa.. mai Chhipkali ko bhi tag kar deti hu.. What say? Hu na mai ekdumm smart aur intelligent?

Shiv: (giggles) tum sachme khiski hui ho na?? Listen to me vary carefully.. tumne jo jo bola usme se agar kuchh bhi sachme kiya na I swear zindagi mein kabhi baat nahi karunga tumse

Khushi: Dhamki de rahe ho? Khushi Sharma ko dhamki?

Shiv: Nahi nahi.. dhamki nahi ise warning bolte hai.. accha jara apna phone dena..

Khushi: kyu? Photo delete karna hai?

Shiv: call karna hai..

Khushi: to aone phone se karo na..

Shiv: neeche reh gaya hai..
(A notification tone rings from his pocket and she laughs and runs. He tries to chase her and she climbs up the bed. He finally catches hold of her hand and pulls her down towards him. They fall on the bed and Shiv tries to lift himself and looks into her eyes. They get lost into each other's eyes. Within few seconds Khushi fakes cough and Shiv gets up)

Shiv: Umm.. mujhe lagta hai hame neeche chalna chahiye.. hai na?

Khushi: h.. haa.. chalna chahiye.. of course..

(They leave the room and walks downstairs)

(Meanwhile, Karan makes Parantha for everyone)
Kriti: ma.. mai lekar ja.. jati hu..

Karan: tumhe chot lagi hai tum table par chup chap baitho ab.. mai la raha hu ye sab..

Kriti: th.. thodi si he.. help to..

Karan: Shhh.. jakar baitho waha par!

(She nods and takes a seat on dining table. Karan brings everything and takes a seat too. Shiv and Khushi comes downstairs and sits with them. Kavin also gets ready and comes for breakfast)

Kavin: Kya baat hai Karan? Khane ka zaayka to bada accha aa raha hai.. aur meri naak keh rahi hai ye zaayka jaroor Aloo Paranthe ka hai.. right?

Khushi: Yess dad!! Aur Karan to hamesha hi amazing khana banata hai.. ab aakhir bhai kiska hai?

Karan: Excuse me.. bhai nahi.. beta!!

Kavin: very good beta!!

Karan: mera matlab hai.. Mom ka beta!

Khushi: Ha haa.. hamari to koi value hi nahi

Kavin: sahi kaha tune Khushi

Karan: dad? Seriously? Aap bhi?

Kavin: agar hamari vakue hai to bass ek aur kaam kar de Karan.. pleasee!!

Karan: Finee.. ab kya?

Kavin: Purvi aati hi hogi.. please use bol de ki ye sab kuch maine banaya hai.. pleasee

Karan: umm.. par dad.. aisa karne se mujhe kya milegaa?

Kavin: Baap ke liye khule dil se to kuch kar hi nahi sakta yaha koi.. anyways.. umm.. what about latest iphone.. tujhe chahiye tha na kaafi samay se?

Karan: It's a deal dad!!

Kavin: Yes..

Karan: ek min ek min.. lekin agar mere bataye bina bhi mom ko pata chal gaya to? Deal tab bhi on rahegi na?

Kavin: ha baba.. deal will still remain on!

Karan: ok then.. guyss aaj ka khaana sab log please yaad rakhna maine nahi dad ne banaya haii.. ok?

Khushi: ghaate ka sauda kar liya dad!! Karan.. teri to chandi hi chandi hai matlab..

Kavin: ghaate ka sauda kaise?

Khushi: well wo to aapko thodi der mein pata chal hi jayega.. just wait and watch!! Waise Kriti.. tere haat ko ye chot kaise lag gayi? Kya ho gaya?

Karan: haat jala liya.. Pata nahi dhyaan kaha tha.. Aloo chheelte chheelte kaun haat jala leta hai?

Purvi: haat jal gaya? Kiskaa?

Kriti: ku.. kuch nahi aunty.. ba.. bass thoda sa jala.. not.. nothing ser..ious..

Purvi: pakka na?

Kriti: haa aunty..

Purvi: okk.. waise aaj sooraj kaha se nikla tha? Kavin tum uth gaye tayar ho gaye aur breakfast bhi bana liya?

Kavin: haa.. aaj jaldi neend khul gayi na to bana liya..

Purvi: Wow.. ok chalo breakfast karte hai.. (Everyone starts eating. Purvi takes first bite and looks at Karan and Kavin)
Kavin.. ye khaana tumne banaya hi hai na?

Kavin: ha.. haa of course.. maine hi banaya hai.. ab aur kaun...

Purvi: Just Shut Up! Karan ne banaya hai ye.. Kavin tumhe sachme lagta hai mujhe Karan ke haath ka taste pata nahi chalega? Maine sikhaya hai use khana banana.. like seriously?

Khushi: dekha dad? Bola tha na bad deal..

(Kavin holds his ears)
Kavin: Sorry!! Actually uthne ke liye late ho gaya.. to kya karta.. tumhari daant se bachne ke liye maine Karan ko.. I am sorry!!

Purvi: accha koi baat nahi.. lekin ab Monday se time par uthoge tum!

Kavin: pakka!! Promise!!

Khushi: ye ek hi promise aap kitni baar todoge ab?

Purvi: ok ok.. bass ho gaya.. waise mere paas tum teeno ke liye 2 news hai.. pehle good news sunoge ya bad news?

Karan: ohh god! Ok.. pehle bad news

Khushi: nahi.. pehle good news

Kavin: aisa kya hai lekin?

Purvi: Actually doesn't matter.. ek hi news hai.. tumhe jo samajhna hai samajh lo.. tumhari dadi kuch dino ke liye yaha rehne aa rahi hai..

Khushi: Whatt??

Karan: Kab?

Purvi: Monday ko

Karan & Khushi: No Ways!!

Khushi: ye to super bad news hai!! Wo mujhe college mein bhi Salwaar Kameej pehen kar bhejengii.. matlab no more western clothes.. damnn aur khana banana sikhne ki bhi jidd karengi..

Karan: Aur mujhe bhi kurte pehen kar bhejengi college.. I mean festivals pe mujhe bhi bohot pasand hai kurte pehenana lekin normally bass ainvai kaun pehenta hai yaar?

Purvi: excuse me.. tumhari dadi hai wo.. have some respect!

Kavin: Respect to hai lekin bin vajah subah jaldi utha degi maa.. he bhagwann ab neri neend ka kya hoga?

(Karan and Khushi looks at each other)
Khushi: Dad! Aapko sachme sone ki padi hai!! Yaha hamari band bajne wali hai college mein

Karan: (in sad tone)
last time to mujhe ek ladki ne puch liya tha fancy dress hai kya aaj college mein?

Purvi: Sorry lekin ab isme to hum tunhari koi madat nahi kar sakte.. lekin don't worry.. wo sirf 3 mahine ke liye aa rahi hai.. then you are free!!

Karan: 3 mahinee???

Khushi: Sirff??

Karan: Mom.. 3 mahineee hote hai wo.. sirf 3 mahine kya hota hai? Aapko sachme lagta hai hum un ajeeb se kapdo mein 3 mahine tak roz college jayenge?

Khushi: aur khaana? 3 mahine tak mujh par kitchen ka torture hota rahegaa.. mom this not donee.. ek to mujhe roti bhi banani nahi aati.. wapas daant padegi ab tak sikha kyu nahi.. lekin maine jab bhi try kiya hamesha naksha hi ban jata hai aur vo bhi jala hua.. I can't cook mom!!

Purvi: come on Khushi... Aur Karan.. wo saal mein ek hi baar to aati hai na? Come on.. apna mood sudharo aur Kavin chalo.. we have leave.. aur tum sab college dhyaan se jaana.. ok?

(Purvi leaves)
Khushi: dad..!

Kavin: Sorry baby.. ab isme to mai bhi kuch nahi kar sakta.. you have to figure this out yourself!!

(Kavin too leaves)
Karan: Khushi.. mere paas ek idea hai..

Khushi: kya idea?

Karan: hum ghar se dadi ke hisaab se kapde pehen kar niklenge aur raste mein mai Shiv ke ghar chala jaunga change karne aur tum Kriti ke ghar chali jaana..

Shiv: Perfect!

Kriti: haa aur apne ghar wapas aane se pehle hamare ghar aakar change kar lena

Khushi: okk.. aur cooking ka kya?

Karan: mai chhupke aake khaana bana lunga tu bata dena tune banaya tha..

Khushi: greattt!! Donee!!

Karan: Not yet!! Mere work out ka kya? She hate my morning work out!

Khushi: don't worry about that.. mere classes waise bhi subah jaldi hote hai aur wo mujhe akele to jaane nahi degi.. rum mere saath college chal lena and then college gym mein work out kar lena

Karan: Perfect! So problem solved!!

Shiv: accha ab mai bhi chalta hu.. tum log enjoy karo.. apni dadi ke saath!!

Karan: Are ruk na.. saath hu chakte hai breakfast khatam karke..

Shiv: Accha ok.. jaldi kha lekin

Karan: Waise jab teri dadi aayegi na tab mai bhi yahi bolne wala hu.. Enjoyyy!!

Shiv: Dude.. meri dadi to filhaal aane se rahi so let me enjoy my life!! Filhaal to mai safe hu..

Karan: Aur hamare paas bass ek hi option hai.. ek dusre ki help karna aur musibat se ek dusre ko bachana..

Khushi: true!! Oh Shit!! Mujhe tujhe Bhai bulana padegaa.. damn yaar!!

Karan: Aree ye to ek hi cheez hai that I really really enjoy jab dadi aati hai.. tujhe mujhe bhai bulana padta hai.. wo bhi puri respect se.. bada hone ka fayda uthane ka yahi to vaqt hai mera paas..

Khushi: I hate it!! Kya jabardasti hai yaar.. ab mai apne bhai ko Bhai bulau, Karan bulau, gadha bulau ya ullu bulau.. ab ye to meri marzi honi chahiye naa? Khair... Monday se code language mein baatein karni padegi ab

Karan: Accha chalo ab college chalte hai... Shiv hame project submit karne kaha jana padega?

Khushi: Aap log jao.. hame Yash pick karne aa raha hai so hum aa jayenge apne aap

Karan: are you sure?

Khushi: of course I am!! Byee

Shiv: ok then.. bye!!

Karan: Byee.. dhyaan rakhna!!
(Karan and Shiv leave)

Kriti: Yaar Khushi.. mai bachpan se dekh rahi hu.. tum dono ko problem kya hai tumhari dadi se? Tumhe pata hai tum kitne lucky ho ki tumhari dadi hai.. mujhe to kabhi dadi ka pyaar mila hi nahi..

Khushi: I know Kritii.. aur hum bhi dadi se bohooot pyaar karte hai.. it's just that jab wo aati hai na sath mein hazar restrictions le aati hai.. to thoda irritating ho jata hai.. lekin that doesn't mean hum unse pyaar nahi karte ok?

Kriti: hmm.. fair enough! Waise tujhe pata hai tere bhai ko trust issues hai?

Khushi: Whatt? Karan ko trust issues? Are you kidding me? Wo bewakoof to har kisi kar trust kar le..

Kriti: No no!! Trust me.. use na serious trust issues hai!!

Khushi: Tu aisa kyu keh rahi hai? Kuch kaha usne tujhe?

To be continued.....