(Janvi feels dizzy)

Shit: Shitt!! Jannu Jannu.. asli ka nahi.. muhavra hai muhavra.. don't panic ok? Relax! Cool.. nahi hai asli khoon..

(Khushi Kriti and Yash look at each other confused)
Khushi: ye.. kya tha?

Yash: ise kya ho gaya achanak se?

Kriti: di.. aap thik to ho na??

Karan: Actually.. Janu ko Haemophobia hai.. khoon ka naam sunte hi panic ho jati hai.. kahi khoon dekh liya to matlab shaamat aa gayi..

Yash: Are mai asli khoon ke baare mein nahi bol raha tha Chudail.. mera matlab hai mai teri tarah kisiki baato mein aakar josh mein hosh nahi khota.. dimaag se kaam leta hu.. ab mujhe pata hai maine dare liya to meri band bajne wali hai to mai kyu lu.. right? (Laughs)

Shiv: Correct!! Jannu hamesha josh mein hosh kho baithti hai.. aur khoon se bhi hosh kho baithti hai.. idiot!

Janu: excuse me.. thike thike.. lagta hai to lagta hai yaar darr.. big deal? Aur meri bitching baadme karna abhi sawal pucho apna..

Shiv: Ok.. so Yash... Tell me tum bich bich mein Khushi aur Kriti ko Princess kyu kehte ho?

Khushi: kya? Ye kaisa sawal hai? Aise hi puch lete to bhi wo bata deta naa..

Karan: exactly.. ye to mai bhi jaanta hu.. jab ye log 1st std mein the aur Khushi in dono ko jaanti bhi nahi thi tab school mein Fancy Dress competition hui thaa aur Khushi aur Kriti ne coincidentally bilkul ek jaisa Princess get up kiya tha.. infact inki dosti bhi tabhi hui aur tabhi se Yash unhe pehle chidhane ke kiye aur baadme pyaar se Princess bulane laga..

Yash: Wow.. to matlab mera question answer ho chuka hai.. let's continue...

Janvi: no ways! Koi to dhang ka question puchna padega tumse.. Shiv.. maine tunhe text kiya hai.. pucho!!

Shiv: (reads her text) ok.. so Yash.. hame batao tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya hai? Please bhai behen wala aur family wala mat batana.. I mean.. wo.. Ishq wala Love?

(Yash's smile fades away)

Yash: Gu.. Guys.. mai abhi aata hu.. wa.. washroom se.. you guys continue tab tak..
(He walks away to the washroom)

Kriti: Yashh!!! Shitt..

Khushi: Ab kya kare?

Kriti: don't worry.. mai laati hu use.. tab tak yaha dekh tu..
(Kriti goes behind him)

Khushi: Guys.. wrong question! Please please wapas iss baare mein jikr mat karna.. that's a request..

Janvi: Khushi I am really sorry lekin maine jaan bujh ke nahi..

Khushi: Dii.. relax! Don't be sorry.. it's ok.. bass wapas uske saamne baat mat karo koi

Karan: ok!

(By then their food arrives and waiter serves everyone's plates. Kriti also comes back with Yash)

Yash: I am sorry guys..

Janvi: Guys bhook lagi hai.. khaate khaate continue kare? Yash spin naa..

Yash: h.. ha.. Spinn!
(He spins and the bottle points Khushi to answer and Kriti to question)

Kriti: Jaan... Truth or dare?

Khushi: umm.. Dare!

Kriti: ok then.. ab badla time! To tumhe apne instagram ki story pe likhna hoga.. Shiv.. haa.. ki "Shiv is the most sensible and handsome boy I have ever met. He is the bestt friend anyone could ever have and I am an idiot." Aur agle 24 ghante tum kisi ko bata nahi sakti ki ye ek dare tha..

Shiv: Whatt??

Khushi: What? Ek to mai kisi ki kabhi jhooti tareef karti nahi.. aur upar se mai kyu kahungi ki I am an idiot?

Kriti: Kyuki yahi tumhara dare hai meri jaan!!

Khushi: tu mil mujhe baadme.. acche se khabar lungi terii.. hadd hai yaar.. kuch bhi karwati hai..

(Khushi puts the story. By then they also finish their dinner and they decide to leave at it was already quiet late. In the parking...)

Shiv: waise meri tareef karke bada accha laga hoga na tumhe Khushi?

Khushi: uska badla to mai tum dono se lungi..

Shiv: We will see Miss Khushi Sharma..

Khushi: We will see Shiv Malhotra!

Karan: bohot tashan ho gayi ab chalo ghar.. bohot kate ho chuka hai...

Shiv: haa.. Yash tu ghar ja seedhe, Janu ka ghar yahi paas mein hai use mai chhod dunga

Yash: ok cool..

Janvi: ok then.. let's leave!

(Yash went back alone, Janvi went with Shiv and Khushi, Kriti and Karan went together at Sharma house)

(At night, in Khushi room)

Kriti: Accha Khushi.. ek baat bata.. ab mera to thik hai matlab meri insta ki search list mein tere bhai ka naam hona... Tu jaanti bhi hai kyu.. lekin teri search list mein Shiv ka naam kaise aa gaya? Aur tune dusri baar bolne par dare bhi pura kar diya.. without creating any scene? Ye kya chakkar hai boss?

Khushi: Woo.. Are wo Shiv naa.. actually wo..

Kriti: wo wo kya Khushi?

Khushi: Are yaar.. wo party ke liye mera date tha naa.. ab jiske saath date banke jaa rahi hu uski basic info to pata hini chahiye naa.. kya tu bhi? Kuch bhi sochti rehti hai.. wo bass mera dost hai..

Kriti: Ohh.. sirf tera dost.. bilkul waise hi na jaise tera bhai mera sirf dost hai?

Khushi: Shut up Krits!! Tera sirf dost mujhe acche se pata hai.. aur Shiv sachme sirf dost hai.. aur waise bhi kal college mein uski band bajne wali hai.. wo bhi full on!! Just wait and watch!

Kriti: Whatt? Aisa kya chal raha hai tere dimaag mein? Kya karne wali hai tu?

Khushi: Prank.. baki details baadme..

Kriti: Ohh god.. matlab bichare ki sachme lagne wali hai.. kyuki tu aur tere pranks are completely out of the world! Waise kis bata ki saza mil rahi hai bechare ko?

Khushi: Tashan de raha tha mujhe.. ab kal niklegi saari akad!! Accha waise abhi chal so ja.. kal bohot maza aane wala hai college mein..

Kriti: yess... Good night! Mai apni diary likh ke soungi

Khushi: okkay!

(Kriti writes her diary, turns off the lights and both go to sleep. Next morning Kriti gets ready and struggles to wake Khushi up)

Kriti: Khushi uth na.. 11 baje ka college hai, 9 baj gaye aur tu abhi bhi so rahi hai?

(Khushi wakes up)
Khushi: Oh shit!! Uthna padegaa..  dad ko bhi uthana hai.. mom adhe ghante mein mandir se aa jayengi

Kriti: kya? Lekin tujhe uncle ko kyu uthana hai?

Khushi: Are actually aaj mom dad ko Nani ke ghar jaana hai.. aur kal mom ne warn kiya tha dad ko ki agar unke mandir se aane se pehle dad tayar nahi hue to unki khair nahi.. aur kal dad ne mujhe responsibility di thi unhe time se utha dene ki.. yaha to mai hi so rahi hu.. I am sure wo bhi uthe nahi honge abhi tak!!

Kriti: Accha to ab jaldi se pehle jaake unhe utha de baadme tayar ho lena jitna marzi..

Khushi: nahi yaar.. mai aise neeche nahi ja sakti.. mai 15 min mein tayar hoke aati hu aur phir 15 min mein dad ko jaga dungi

Kriti: accha baba as you wish.. mai neeche jaa rahi hu tu jaldi karnaa

Khushi: haa tu ja.. mai abhi aati hu..

(Kriti climbs downstairs. Karan and Shiv were working on the laptop sitting on the sofa)

Shiv: Hey.. Good Morning Kriti!

Kriti: Goo.. Good Mornin..gg Sh.. Shiv! Tum.. ya..yaha?

Shiv: Ha.. actually mujhe aur Karan ko ek project karna tha.. to socha saath mein hi karte hai..

Kriti: Ohh..

Shiv: Karan project ki research file kaha hai? Bag mein nahi mil rahi yaar..

Karan: Are bag mein hi hai.. acche se dekh na..

Shiv: Karan mai 3 baar puri bag check kar chuka hu.. nahi hai bola na? Vishwas nahi to le.. khud check karle..

Karan: Are bag mein hi... shitt.. nahi.. mai kal raat kuch notes nikal raha tha to study table pe hi bhool gaya.. room mein hai..

Shiv: such an idiott yaar.. Mai kabse dhoondh raha hu.. ja ab lekar aa

Karan: tu le aa na please.. mujhe bass kuch aur files transfer karni hai wo tab tak ho jayegi..

Shiv: Fine..

(Shiv walks towards the stairs and Kriti takes a seat on dining table. Shiv starts climbing the stairs and bangs with Khushi who was running downstairs. She tumbles but he holds her hand and saves her from falling)

Shiv: Woahh.. Miss Khushi Sharma.. ab ye kya naya shoak paal liya racing ka? Wo bhi apne aap ke saath?

Khushi: huh? Race?

Shiv: haa ab aise to race mein hi bhagte hai na? Aur aas paas koi aur hai bhi nahi to..

Khushi: Rubbish!! Ek min.. tum? Tum yaha mere ghar mein kya kar rahe ho?

Shiv: Well.. shayad tum bhool rahi ho ki ye Karan ka bhi ghar hai jo co-incidentally mera best friend bhi hai.. waise tum ye racing kyu kar rahi thi?

Khushi: Niche.. Shitt!! Aur late kar diya tumnee.. Dad ko uthana hai warna mom aa jayegi aur unki band baj jaayegi..

Shiv: Ok.. jao lekin thoda araam se.. warna uncle ka jo hoga so hoga tumhe  bhi acchi khaasi chot lag jayegi..

Khushi: yaa.. bye!

Shiv: Bye..
(she runs away and he giggles)
Jhalli hai bilkul..

(Shiv goes to Karan's room and Khushi goes to Kavin's room to find him yet snoring. She tries to wake him up)

Khushi: Dad.. wake up! Utho naa..

Kavin: Let me sleep baby.. mai uth jaunga 5 min mein

Khushi: Dad... Aap bhool gaye kya? Mom ke saath Nani ke ghar jaana hai aapko.. aur mom mandir se aati hi hogi..

Kavin: haa ok.. don't worry tumhari mom aane se pehle mai uth jaunga

Khushi: (in mind: Ughh.. ye aise nahi manenge.. abhi dikhati hu)
Momm!! Aap yaha? Itni jaldi? Lekin dad to abhi tak uthe hi nahi hai..

(Kavin wakes up immediately scared)

Kavin: Purvi.. mai to uth hi raha tha.. infact uth gaya hu mai bass 2 min mein tayar hoke aata hu bass 2 kin de do..

(Khushi starts laughing)
Khushi: Aap hamesha fass jaate ho dad..

Kavin: Khushi.. phir mazak? Come on baby... Bore nahi ho jati har baar ek hi tareeke se?

Khushi: to mai kya karu? Aur aap par sirf te ek hi pressure kaam aata hai.. waise bhi mom 15 min ke andar ghar mein hogi.. so better aap tayar ho jayiye

Kavin: Shitt.. 15 min? Jaldi uthana chahiye tha naa.. I better get ready!

Khushi: very good.. ab jayiye.. mai bahar ja rahi hu

Kavin: Yess Baby.. aur please Karan ko bolo na tumhare aur Kriti ke liye kuch bana de.. Purvi ne mujhe bola tha lekin mai utha nahi aur abhi time nahi hai.. pleasee

Khushi: haa haa don't worry.. you go get ready.. mai Karan se banva lungi.. waise bhi bohot bhool lagi hai aur aapne cook kiya to bass ho gaya aaj breakfast.. (giggles) 

Kavin: Oh please.. mai itna bhi bura cook nahi karta..

Khushi: haa haa.. aap to utna hi accha cook karte ho jitna mai..

Kavin: yuckkss.. itna bura cook hu kya mai?

Khushi: seriously dad? Actually haa..
(Khushi leaves and goes to the living room and looks at Karan closing his laptop)

Khushi: Bhai.. kaam ho gaya?

Karan: Mera kaam to ho gaya tu bata tera kya kaam hai?

Khushi: kuch nahi.. aise hi puch rahi thi.. (rolling her eyes)

Karan: Ha ha.. aise hi mai Karan se bhai ban gaya.. hai na? Jyada natak mat kar kya kaam hai bol seedhe seedhe

Khushi: Wo.. bhook.. actually mom ne dad ko bola tha breakfast banane ke liye.. aur aap to acche se jaante hai dad ne cooking ki to kya ho jayega.. pleasee kuch bana do naa.. warna dad aa jayenge kitchen mein..

Karan: What? Dad cook karenge? No ways! Mujhe jala bhuna khana khane ka koi shoak nahi hai..

Khushi: (excitedly) to matlab tum bana rahe ho?

Karan: aur koi option hai? Tere hath ka to mai khaane se raha..

Khushi: ha ha thike.. lekin mai thodi bohot help kar sakti hu tumhari..

Karan: ok.. chal!

(Shiv shouts from upstairs)
Shiv: Karan file kaha hai? Kahi nahi mil rahi

Karan: wahi table par padi hai

Shiv: nahi mil rahi yaar

Karan: thik se dekh na.. aas paas hogi kahi

Shiv: nahi hai Karan.. dekh liya maine

Karan: ruk mai aata hu..

Khushi: Karan tu khaana bana le naa.. bohot bhook lagi hai.. mai jaake file dhoondhti hu.. Kriti.. please thodi help kar de na Karan ki.. and Karan don't worry.. Kriti mere jaisa khana nahi banati.. she is really good!

(Saying this Khushi leaves for Karan's room. Shiv is searching the file and Khushi enters the room)

Khushi: Kya hua? Abhi tak nahi mili file?

Shiv: nahi nahi.. Mil gayi na.. mai to yaha apne aap ke saath chhupan chhupai khel raha hu

Khushi: Ayee you don't have to be sarcastic all the time! Kaisi dikhti hai file batao

Shiv: Karan kyu nahi aaya lekin?

Khushi: kyuki wo kitchen mein Kriti ke saath mere liye breakfast bana raha hai.. ab mai helo kar du dhoondhne mein? Of course, only if you can tell ki wo file dikhti kaisi hai..

Shiv: Red colour ki.. side mein ek white strip bhi hai

(Khushi looked around the room and finds the file exactly behind the table that Karan was talking about)

Khushi: tum kya sach mein Andhe ho?

Shiv: excuse me?

Khushi: you excuse me.. piche gur gayi thi file usi table ke... pura room dhoondh liya ye file nahi dikhi tumhe?

(Shiv turns and looks at the file with wide eyes)

Shiv: mujhe to dikhi hi nahii.. actually na tumhari height chhoti hai to tumhe dikh gayi.. mai thoda lamba hu na to dikhi hi nahi.. (he laughs)

Khushi: Idiott!! Ab neeche chale?

Shiv: haa chalo..

(They were about to leave when Shiv bends down to pick up the file but instead shouts and climbs up the bed)

Shiv: (scared) Aaaaaahh.. Help help.. Khushiii

Khushi: kya hua?? Aise chilla kyu rahe ho?

Shiv: Coc.. cockroach!!! Wa.. waha cockroache hai... Please use nikalo.. pleasee

(Khushi starts laughing listening to him)

Khushi: Shiv tum cockroach se itna darte ho?

Shiv: Khushi yaar please baad mein jitna marzi hass lena abhi ke liye use nikalo pleaseee

Khushi: Aree aise kaise? Shiv Malhotra ko cockroach se itna darr lagta hai to ek picture to banti hai na tumhare iss dare hue avatar ki..

Shiv: Khushi!! Yaha meri jaan nikal rahi hai aur tumhe photo ki padi hai? Come on yaar.. please nikalo use...

Khushi: bass ek min ki to baat hai..
(Khushi quickly clicks his picture on her phone)

Shiv: ho gaya? Ab please hatao ise yaha see

Khushi: ha haa..

(Khushi picks up the cockroach in her hand and starts talking to it to piss Shiv off)

Khushi: Hello Mr cockroach.. aap kaise ho? I am sorry maine aapko aise pakad rakha hai.. actually wo kya hai na.. aapke bohot acche dost Mr Shiv Malhotra aapse milne ke liye beqarar ho rahe the.. to maine socha mai aap dono ko milwa du.. unhe dara hua dekh ke aap soch bhi nahi sakte mujhe kitna maza aa raha hai.. aapka kya khayal hai? Thoda aur daraya jaaye?

Shiv: What?? Khushi... Noo..!! Please use dur rakhna ok.. paas nahi lana..

to be continued....