Paimon's P.O.V

I pulled out my phone. Oh, I HAVE to record this...

3rd Person P.O.V

Paimon starts the video. They are at a party for war generals and their assistants. Lucifer groans and blushes, trying to hide his face into the top of Asesinato's head. Luce's arms were around Nato's waist and Nato wrapped his arms around Luce's neck.

Paimon speaks, "Whoever ends up seeing this in the future- here is the start of two beautiful gays becoming lovers. And fuckers-" He was cut off by Lucifer, who spoke muffled, "We are not gay- we are acquaintances."

Then Paimon said, "Very gay. Super gay. Gayer than gay." Luce spoke again, "We're not gay, Paimon!" Paimon spouted, "Yes you are!"

Lucifer was having enough of this, "This is serious- he's drunk off his ass- what do I do!?!?" Paimon playfully then suggested, "...Fuck him?" Luce was annoyed, "NO- Paimon, he's drunk!"

Paimon, not understanding that doing that would be considered rape, said, "So?" Luce blinked twice, "...I forgot how much of a dumbass you are." Paimon, offended, spoke again, "Hey-! What'd I do?!" Lucifer ignored him and groaned, "I guess I'll just take him to my room since I can't do anything else- NOT to fuck him!!"

Paimon giggles mischievously, "Fucky timey~ ...You know your face is still red, right-?" Lucifer took a deep breath, "...I'm not going to say anything rude- but THANKS, Captain Obvious!!!" Then he picked up Nato bridal style, while Paimon screamed out, "GAY-" Lucifer cut him off, "Shhhhhhh!!!! ...Platonic holding."

Paimon looked disbelieving, "WHAT?! Platonic my ass- just fuck him already!" Luce glared at him and the war general couldn't understand why. "What?! What'd I do?!" Nato then spoke to Luce, "Hehe... you're sexy..~" Then wrapped his arms around his neck, pulling himself closer and nuzzling his neck, purring a little.

Lucifer moved his face away from him, his tail wagging, but his face showed disinterest. Nato pulled Luce's face back towards him and spoke again, "What's wrong, Luci?~ Don't want a piece of me?~" He leaned up and kissed next to his lips, in case kissing his lips was crossing some sort of boundary, unintentionally faking him out.

Paimon covered his mouth in shock and Lucifer moved away again, blushing even harder than before, heart racing as he spoke, "O-ok- wow-" He clears his throat. "He-he needs to go to bed, right now-" Nato cut him off with a flirt, "I need you in bed, Luci~"

Luci took a deep breath, "Paimon. I'm going to murder whoever let him have this much alcohol." Paimon, concerned for his own safety, spoke, "...Are you going to kill me for leaving him alone-?" And he was answered with, "...If you were ANYONE else than yes." Paimon, still worried, asked, "...So, is that a 'no'-?" Then Lucifer responded with, "...It's a no."

Paimon spoke, a little childishly at first, "Yay- by the way, I ONLY left because he was sex talking when he WASN'T drunk." Luce was annoyed, "Yeah, yeah- likely story." Paimon pushed him to believe, "I'm telling the truth! He was ready to rail before this happened! I'm doubting he's even completely drunk."

Lucifer, flustered still, spoke again, "Wh-wha- why would he say THAT?!" Paimon shrugged, "You tell me. He wants ta fuuuuck~" Lucifer excused Nato's actions with, "He only wants to fuck because he's drunk-" Paimon cutting him off with, "He wanted to fuck BEFORE he was drunk!"

Luce refused to believe, "Nope- don't believe you." Paimon argued, "He called you hot!" Luce simply said, "I am hot." Paimon deadpanned, "Wow, Mr. Ego. Not to everyone." Lucifer spoke again, his ego showing, "To most people." Paimon argued back with, "Most people are afraid of you."

Luce rolled his eyes, "I'm taking him to bed before he says anything else inappropriate-"

Speaking of that, he was cut off by a comment made by Nato. "Yay!~ Fucky time!~" He giggled childishly, still in a horny mood. "No!!!", shouted Luce, making Paimon snicker. "Fucky~" The arctic wolf teased, making Luce sigh.

He teleported away with Nato in his arms. "...HE LEFT ME HERE-!" Paimon said, suffering with people around him. He grumbled to himself and finally stopped recording.