It took me a full two minutes to get those stupid emojis symmetrical without screwing up the fact that the text stayed on just one line. I hope you're happy, loser.

Happy Birthday to the lovely Miss Rachel, my best friend and partner in crime! This is for you, Creativelyinsane13!

So I'm posting this a day after her birthday because I kinda forgot that it was yesterday....

I'm such a great friend.

This is my Sorry-I-Forgot-Your-Birthday-Was-Yesterday song! Enjoy!

Sorry I Forgot Your Birthday Was Yesterday
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Sorry I forgot that your Birthday was yesterday

That was pretty bad of me

Now I'm just trying to make this song rhyme...yay!

Darn my ADHD
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I hope you had an awesome birthday, Rach! Sorry I didn't get you anything! (The song is compensation)

Alright, enough with this worthy interruption.

Let's get back to the story!