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Why Black Ops 2 Zombies Suck

Ask:Before the video start,I will invite some of the guests here.

Ask snap his finger and a lot of girls fall on the ground

(Girls Frontline:All of the t-dolls,Sangvis Ferri,Gentiane,Kalina,Helianthus,Angelia,Persica)

Perverts:Girls!!

M4A1:Huh?Where are we?

The t-dolls saw Sangvis Ferri and when they get ready to shoot,they notice their weapon are gone

HK416:Eh?!Where is my weapon?!

Ask:I took it.

They turn around and saw Ask

Agent:Who even are you?

Ask:I'm Ask and I invite you girls to watch Y/n Multiverse.

M4 SOPMOD:Wait did you mean our commander?

Ask:Yes it is your commander.Also Gentiane is having a crush on him.

T-dolls turn around and saw Gentiane is blushing

Mp5:Are you fell in love with Y/n commander?

Gentiane:(Blushing)What?!Uhh yeah.When I first met him,I fell in love with him.

Mineta:No!You should date with me!

Suddenly Ask snap his finger and Mineta dissapear from his seat

Kirishima:Uh what did you do to Mineta?

Ask:Don't worry.You won't see him again cause he was a prevert.

Issei:I don't care!Those girls are better be in my harem!Not for that loser!

Ask teleport behind him and kick his A##.Then he teleport back

Veli:So Ask who are those girls?

Ask:Oh they are from a game called Girls Frontline and Y/n play this game a lot.

Kalina:Btw why did they call Y/n a loser?

Ask:I explained.

As Ask explain everything happen to Y/n.After Ask explain finish,the girls are shocked cause his life are hell.

Ar15:How can they do that to our commander!

Destroyer:I feel bad for your commander.

Agent:Whoever hurt your commander,I will hunt him down!

Ask:Alright girls take a seat and it about to start.

As the girls take a seat and Ask start talking

Ask:This video is about why black ops 2 zombies suck and it about you guys(Points to Bakugou,Rias,Issei)with Y/n fighting zombies.

Bakugou:Why do we have to team up with that extra!

Ask:*Sigh*Let get start.

https://youtu.be/ogVQP5OxjZY

The scene show a word appear from the scene

NUMBER 1:INACTIVE PLAYERS

Micheal:Incative players?

The screen blackout a second and show a word from left side

Issei Hyoudou Connected
Y/n Connected
Bakugou Connected
Rias Connected

The screen show Round 1 and Issei,Bakugou and Y/n start going while Rias is just standing there not moving

Ruby:Uh what happened to Rias?

Ask:She just Inactive right now.

Suddenly one zombies coming attack Rias and knock her down

Rias:Really wake up other me!

Issei coming shoot twice his pistol at the zombies and stab his head with a knife.Then he start revive Rias

Issei:I knew I can come and save my wife.

Issei start firing his pistol at Rias and stab her but noting respond

Gasper:What the hell is other Issei doing?

Kiba:I have no idea.

Issei hold his grenade and throw it at Rias but it got himself explode.

Scarecrow:That a payback bitch!

NUMBER 2:STAY AWAY FROM MY WINDOW 

WA2000:Stay away from my window?Why?

Y/n is running to a barrier and see three zombies coming in.When he ready to fire his pistol,Issei came straight and shoot his pistol at three zombies.Then he get out of the barrier

Issei:Ha!Thank for the kills loser!

T-dolls and Sangvis Ferri are getting mad from what Issei said

Y/n just look at him and sigh.He came back and aim his pistol at the barrier.Suddenly Bakugou came and throw his grenade at the barrier.Killing the zombies from outside and Bakugou make a troll face

Agent:Bruh.Just give him a kills!

Bakugou:No!That extra doesn't not need any kills!

Agent:What did you say?!You wanna fight!

Bakugou:Oh how about you huh?!

As they get ready to fight but they got stopped by class 1A and T-dolls

Y/n got angry and shoot at Bakugou.After he calm,he look at the barrier and see a lot of zombies coming in.As he about to shoot his pistol,Rias,Issei and Bakugou came and start shooting the zombies while Y/n just stand there and leave the game

Gager:Bruh now you three just stealing kills from him.

Rias:Don't care about him.

NUMBER 3:RAGERS

Bakugou shoot his ray gun at zombies and stab him but he got knock by the zombies

Bakugou:Oh wow wow man!Are you kidding me!Dude I have a frickin ray gun!I have a frickin juggernog!And I got down by one zombies!That just ridiculous man!That just really ridiculous!I can't believe that man and now I have to like get all my perks back again!That stupid!(Shoot his Ray Gun at a crawler)Get out of here crawler!

Izuku:Well that sound enough to kacchan.

Bakugou:What did you say?!

Bakugou:Someone frickin revive me alright!Someone bare to frickin me cause...

Rias came in and start revive Bakugou

All of the girls(Girls Frontline):Dont revive him!Don't revive him!

Bakugou:Oh my god thank you so much!Thank you so...

Before he could say finish,one zombies came and start attacking Rias.She get up and start to run away

Bakugou:Bullshit!Why did you leave me!

Rias:It was other me!

All of the girls(Girls Frontline):Yes!We did it!

Bakugou:No!NOOO!!Aw!I out of here!

The screen show a loading screen with a word saying Migrating Hosts

Denki:Damn you scream a bit loud bro.

Bakugou:Shut it you extra!

NUMBER 4:KIDS

Girls:Kids??

Not Knowing S#!T:

Issei spin the box until he got a teddy bear from the box.He happy and keep jumping

Issei:Yay!I got the teddy bear!

While Y/n just stand there and facepalm

Akeno:That doesn't sound like Issei.You sound like a kid.(Chuckle)

Issei:Bruh why am I a kid!

Persica:Why is Y/n facepalm?It just a teddy bear.

Ask:Well basicilly when you spin the box and got the teddy bear,it will give back your points and start to laugh.Then the box will start to move another location.

Persica:Oh.

Clamming to have sex with mother:

Everyone:What the?!

Issei start stabbing Rias from the barrier

Issei:Hey!Give me some space.Guess what.Guess what.Guess...

Rias:WHAT!

Koneko:Calm down Rias.He was just a kid.

Issei:I have sex with your mom.

Koneko:Nevermind then.

Sirzechs:The hell Issei?!

Issei:It was other me did it!

ANNOYING SINGING:

Issei shoot his gun at zombies but one zombies knock him down and get away

Issei:Aw what?I'm down.(Start singing shit)Are you kidding mmmmeeee.I'm down because all of you guys sssuucckk.And I know you won't revive me cause(As Bakugou start shooting his gun at zombies and reload his magazine)your ddddooogggg(I think it was this word)And that guy gonna die cause he ssssuuucckkk.

Everyone:God my ear!

Issei:Why?I think it was pretty good for that loser.

Bakugou:Oh my god!I'm down again!

Issei:And now no one getting...

Bakugou:Shut up!

Bakugou:Yeah shut up you extra for singing this stupid song!

Issei:That rude!

CRYING:

The bus start driving away and leaving Issei behind and got knock down by zombies

Issei:Hey wait for me!(Got knock by zombies)No I'm down!(Start to cry)Why will you guys do that.Why..why will you guys go and leave me behind.Why.

Suddenly a horn can be heard

Issei:I can't believe yo guy been do that...

The bus drive back and crush Issei into piece

All of the girls(Girls Frontline):Ha!Take that prevert!

Issei:HEY!

NUMBER 5:THE NEW EASTER EGG SONG

Y/n came and touch the teddy bear on the chair.The screen Y/n sitting on his couch and about to listen the new easter egg song.Suddenly the song sang with male person.

Kirishima:Wait is that singer is me?

Ask:Yes it is.

Kirishima:That is cool!

*Insert Carrion by Kevin Sherwood*

Y/n:What the balls?!This singer is a Man!?WHAT HAPPENED TO JIROU SIEGMAN!?

Jirou:Wait I'm also a singer?

Ask:Yes you been singing this game for like 7 song.

Jirou:Wow.

NUMBER 6:WHAT IS THE POINT OF REPAIRING BARRIERS?!

Bakugou start building the barrier with woods while one zombies start spawning on his left side.When Bakugou turn to left,the zombies start attacking him

Ruby:Well maybe you can like get points easily.So you can buy anything with it.

NUMBER 7:INSTAKILL

Rias shot her gun at zombies and pick up a skull power up.Rias start to look around for zombies but none of them spawn until the insta kill dissapear.When Rias is confused,the zombies star coming behind her and knock her down

Izuku:That the worse moment when you got insta kill.

NUMBER 8:LAVA,LAVA EVERYWHERE

Y/n shooting his gun at the zombies and behind him have a lava.He step on the lava and start to jump but he got knock out by zombies

Syura:I agree that is annoying when i play it.

NUMBER 9:EXPLODING ZOMBIES

The zombies step on the lava and it on fire.Bakugou shoot it near the zombies before he got damage but he got knocked by an explode.

Bakugou:Bullshit!

NUMBER 10:DENIZENS

Bakugou start walking in the darkness but he got attacked by Denizens

Bakugou:Stupid creature for attacking me!

NUMBER 11:EVERYONE FAVORITE:RAGE QUITERS

Issei run to a barrier and start shooting zombies behind but got knock quickly and left the game

Kiba:Really Issei?It was just a game.

Bakugou is spinning the box until he got the ray gun.When he gonna pick up,zombies can behind him and knock him down and Bakugou left the game

Bakugou:Frick!I got the best gun and I got knock down!Fuck!

Syura:That also the moment that I hate when I got the ray gun from the box and got knock down.

The bus start driving away and leaving Rias behind.Rias then left the game

Asia:Rias you can just walk.You don't need the bus.

Rias:That was other me rage quit.I will rather walk.

Y/n got knock down by zombies after drinking juggernog and left the game.Then Y/n got knock down again while reviving Bakugou and they both left.Bakugou got knock by a speedy zombies whileh trying to get rid of Denizens and left the game.

Daniel:Why are they keep quitting!You can wait for your teamates to revive.

Y/n shooting his gun at zombies while Issei,Bakugou and Rias got knocked by zombies

Y/n:WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE?!

Bakugou left the game
Rias left the game
Issei left the game
Y/n is F*CKED

Y/n make a sad troll face after everyone got left while the zombies came in and attack him

Spas12:Poor Y/n.Everyone left him alone.

NUMBER 12:CONNECTION INTERRUPTED(The Most Annoying Thing That I Play In Every Call Of Duty Zombies)

Rias start to shoot the zombies head while Issei is running away.The scene show Connection Interrupted and everything is start to glitch and go backwards

Ask:Alright let just skip this.

NUMBER 13:NEW WEAPON:THE JET GUN(Worst Wonder Weapon In Tranzit)

Issei using the jet gun and start sucking the zombies up until it got destroy while the zombies keep coming

Syura:The worst wonder weapon in call of duty zombies.

Ask:I agree.

NUMBER 14:MISSING PERKS

As Bakugou jump and prone under the zombies.It make a big explode.

PHD FLOOPER IS MISSING

Carl:Woah!Can I get that in real?!

Ask:Sorry but no.

Carl:Bruh.

Issei start shooting every zombies in their head.

NO DEADSHOT DAIQUIRI

Syura:Why do they even need deadshot for it?It useless.

Rias shoot the zombies with LMG and switch into pistol and kill second zombies then she switch into shotgun and shoot the last zombies

NO MULE KICK

Akeno:Wow.You got some skills Rias.

Rias:Well yeah cause I good at it.

NUMBER 15:THIS...

The scene show Round 99 with all the perks and 746000 Points.Y/n shooting his LMG on the zombies.Then he kick the zombies from behind and start using his shotgun shoot behind zombies,the zombies that he kicked and the last one.Y/n then use LMG again to fire at zombies until he turn around and ready to shoot behind.Suddenly Y/n got lagging and the scene show You have been disconnect from Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 servers

*Video End*

Ask:So how was it?

All Of the girls(Girls Frontline):Awesome!

Syura:A bit good by Y/n skills.

Salem:I wonder if I can let him join my team.

Ask:Alright let get back to the multiverse.

Next Chapter:Cold War

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(1797 Words)

Ask:Damn that a long words.So i originally gonna make this chapter tomorrow but on the other side of me say maybe you do it today so you can get some rest.Well here it is.Hope you guys like it and I see you in the Next Chapter.

Next Update:I Ask You To Chant My Name!(Ultraman X Azur Lane)

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