Okay so I have this app called Wish, it's basically an online shopping app, and it sends targeted notifications (sends different notifications depending on the person e.g. Carlos gets a notification about hoodies and Cassie gets a notification about makeup). Anyways, I just got a notification about a discount on slimming shirts -_-

A SHOPPING APP BASICALLY JUST CALLED ME FAT THAT HAS GOT TO BE AN ALL-TIME LOW