OKAY SO A SMALL BOX CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY AND I WAS SO TEMPTED TO OPEN IT BUT IT WAS ADDRESSED TO MY DAD SO I DIDN'T WANNA OPEN IT IN CASE IT WAS LIKE A FLESHLIGHT OR SOMETHING BUT THEN MY DAD COMES HOME AND TELLS ME TO LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND WHILE HE OPENS THE BOX. TURNS OUT HE PAID $20 FOR AN OATHKEEPER NECKLACE!!!

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE THINKING: WELL CASS WHAT THE FUCK IS AN OATHKEEPER? WELL, IT'S A WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION ON MY FAVORITE GAMES, KINGDOM HEARTS! AND I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY I GOT IT LIKE HOLY SHIT-