I wanna come out to my friends about my love for Sanchez but idk how ;-;

I don't want them to hate me for being a...

Uh... What's the word again...?

*proceeds to go back to google to find the word*

I don't want them to hate me for being a gerontophile!

Plus, it's only towards one person!

AND THEY'RE FROM A FUCKING CARTOON-

BUT I'M FUCKING 14 AND THEY'RE LIKE 60-

ALSO LOOK AT THE BEAUTY I'VE DONE TO MY HANDS

I fucking love myself sometimes-