I'M FINALLY HOME!!!

AND THE FIRST THING I DO IS-

YOU SEE THIS FABULOUS KNIFE I GOT DOWN IN AZ?

I TAKE THAT INTO MY ROOM AND TRY TO CARVE INTO A FUCKING PENCIL AND SLICE MY FINGER OPEN

IT MAY NOT LOOK BAD HERE BUT IT LOOKED LIKE ALL FUCKING HELL BROKE LOOSE WHEN IT WAS CUT-

SO YOU SEE THIS-

THE RED IS WHERE SHIT REALLY HIT THE FAN AND WHERE IT STARTED BLEEDING WHILE THE WHITE WAS SKIN THAT WAS CUT UNDERNEATH IN THE PROCESS-

ALL THAT THERE WAS JUST BLOODY WITHIN LIKE 5 SECONDS IT WAS LIKE WITNESSING HELL LASH OUT ONTO EARTH

Of course, I've seen more blood come out of my body in a quicker amount of time when I stabbed myself, but-

LEGIT I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH IF I TOUCH IT LIKE HOLY HELL AAASKBPFLGTB

I'm eating M&Ms to keep myself sane-