Aries: *waves mistletoe around* YESSSS

Taurus: FUCK YES

Gemini: Totally *winks*

Cancer: Nuuu

Leo: YES I WILL HAHAHAHAHA

Virgo: If I say no, will I die? Yes-

Libra: No...

Scorpio: Ew no. How can I even kiss a ghost if I just phase through it?

Sagittarius: NO THANK YOU, IS WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID, I SHOULD BE IN BED

Capricorn: YES I WILL

Aquarius: MHM. YE

Pisces: No

I decided to do this topic after seeing that another Undertale Zodiac book did this-

No, I didn't copy that book djwlwbdiqodb

I was inspired-

Don't hurt me-

Kiddos, Papyton children do not count.

Why?

In my opinion, Papyton is stupid and is one of the worst Undertale ships, right next to Charisk, Frans, and Soriel. Papyrus and Mettaton never meet, not in the Pacifist route nor the Genocide route. Or the Neutral routes. It is an impossible, and a horrible, ship.

And technically, their "children" aren't ghosts because they're a mix of both skeleton and robot. They don't have ghosts posessing them.

Please do not report me or get mad at me for calling Papyton stupid. It's my own opinion, and it's kinda wrong to get on someone about it. You're entitled to your opinion, and I'm entitled to mine. You can block me, but that just means you can't read this story.

Sorry.