Aries: God why is this skeleton so hawt

Taurus: Bascuse me do you have any food

Gemini: *makes loud fart noises to imitate a whoopee cushion*

Cancer: Can I have your jacket I'm freezing

Leo: Marreh me

Virgo: I am watching you *heavy breathing*

Libra: tbh you look like a eight year old

Scorpio: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE *points at slippers*

Sagittarius: YOU'RE IN MY WAY I WANNA GO HOME

Capricorn: Ha ha, very punny

Aquarius: WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS IN A COLD ENVIRONMENT

Pisces: What is this world-