This Is Life - Part 5
Chara: Yay! A murderer buddy!
Muffet: *drinks tea* This has been a good life.
Flowey: 0.0
Flare: FUCK DIS! *runs for her life*
Sans: #.#
Isla: *bandages come from her arms and she grabs Flare by the arms, stopping her in her tracks* No you don't! *throws her back over to the others*
Flowey: Wait... those were... bandages...
Flare: *stands up* OH MY FUCKING GOD DUSKA! Your alive!!
Isla: Duska? Phew... you must be mistaken.
Sans: #.#
Chara: I HAB A THEORY!
Flare: DO YOU EVEN ENGLISH?!
Chara: No! :D
Flare: -.-
Isla: 0.o
Chara: SOLDIERS CHANGED DUSKA TO THIS EVIL MUTANT BITCH!
Isla: :0 HEY!
Flare: XD
Sans: ... Duska?
Isla: *growls* STOP CALLING ME THAT!! *throws a ball of fire towards the group but teleporting skele powers send them behind a random neighbours house*
Sans: So? Any ideas?
Flowey: You should have one! You were just standing there for ten minutes!!
Sans: Fuck you and your not helpful >:I
Flare: We need to bring her back... with the power of friendship!!
Everyone else: O.o
Flare: :D FRIENDSHIP!!!!!
Muffet: Flare?
Flare: I got ahold of crack. :3
Muffet: 0.0
Flare: :3 FRIENDSHIP. *about to walk out towards Isla but Flowey pulls her back*
Flowey: okay... shut up and let the sober people think
Flare: OoO But Sans was drunk on ketchup ten minutes ago!!
Sans: I sober quickly *explosion in distance* Quick! Ideas! *Flare opens mouth* NOT FRIENDSHIP!!
Flare: D: 0.0 I see a lot of colors.
Sans: What do we do?!
Chara: Kill that bastard.
Flowey: BUT IT'S DUSKA.
Chara: I don't care if it was Obama I'm gonna kill her either way.
Sans: *eye glowing and picks up Chara* You will not kill her. But if hurting her is the only way to... try and bring her back...
Chara: *eyes sparkle* So... how about limb removal? :3
Sans: >:I No.
Chara: :( Alright. Only hurt, no destroy.
Flowey: No maiming either!
Chara: Can I knock her out?
Sans: You may need to... *drops chara who runs away at top speed* What have I done...
Flare: OMG CELESTIA I'D LOVE TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE! *face plants onto the ground*
Flowey: 0.o
*screaming is heard from outside*
Muffet: I'll check. *looks over to see that Isla is chasing Chara around in the circle with both of them screaming at the top of their lungs*
Muffet: 0.0 *slowly backs away*
Sans: Muffet, what's happening!?!
Muffet: Uh... We may want to go help Chara
Sans: 0.0 SHE'S THAT STRONG!?!
Muffet: Well... she is half human half monster with magical bits of you and Pap in her :3
Sans: 0.0 We are completely fucked...
*more screaming but accompanied by mad laughter*
Muffet: Chara was right. *imitates Chara* We're fucked. :3
Flowey: *poking Flare* What are we gonna do about Flare though.
Muffet: *idea* FLOWEY! TURN INTO MEGA FLOWEY!
Sans: No!
Muffet: Yes!
Flowey: *turns into Mega Flowey*
Isla: 0.0 *pushes chara through walls as she sees some weird... TV... vine... flower... thing* WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU!?!
Mega Flowey: Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower! *swipes with vine and sends Isla through a wall*
Sans: #o#
Muffet: *calls in spider army who was hiding before* Go help! Maybe set a trap or something to capture her! *the spiders salute and go to work*
Sans: #o#
Flare: *gets up and spinning around with her arms straight out* WEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Sans: 0.0
Isla: *sees Flare appear screaming WEEE* 0.0
Chara: *jumps onto Isla's back and puts her hands on her eyes* Guess who?~
Isla: *growls* THE ANNOYING BRAT! *throws her off and hangs her from a veranda using bandages*
Chara: *mouth covered* MMNHMNFMNF!!!
Flowey: 0.0 idiot... *swings at Isla again but she jumps onto it* Oh fuck... *gets kicked in screen, cracking it all the way through*
Flowey: *falling over in slow motion as the Oh Whatchya Say song plays in the background*
Isla: Really? -.-
Flare: WEEEE!!!! *still spinning like a retard*
Sans and Muffet: 0.0
Sans: *smacks Flare in the back of the head* FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF!
Flare: *rubs head* 0.0
Muffet: Both Flowey and Chara are out... and it seems that we should run *sprints and jumps over a fence*
Sans: *looks around corner, Isla is slowly coming towards them* Flare... run.
Flare: #.# why do I smell pizza?
Sans: *grabs her arm and teleports to another rando house then collapses into an armchair* ARGH!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!?!?! *throws lamp with magic powers*
Flare: 0.0 I think the cracks wearing off
Sans: *puts head in hands and sobs*
Flare: SANS STOP CRYING! YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND BE A MAN!
Sans: You're right! Thank you Flare!
Flare: *blinks twice* Huh? What was I saying?
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WOOOOOO! I hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for Part 6!
What's gonna happen next? Will Isla kill them all painfully or will they figure out a plan to bring their friend back?
Sans: We all know that it'll end out fine. You don't like sad endings.
Duska: 0.0 Leave.
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