~meanwhile at super secret army base~

Flare: Lovely. My first time being in jail was a few weeks ago. This is my 3rd time being kidnapped.

Duska: *about to ask*

Flare: Don't ask...

Duska: Wasn't planning on it. :3

Flare: Sure....

Flowey: STUCK. STUCK FOR ALL ETERNITY.

Flare: FLOWEY SHUT UP!

Flowey: D:

Duska: *looks around* Where's Sans?

Flowey: He's somewhere else. They said that he was too powerful to keep with us.

Duska: DX *shakes on jail bars* HEEEEEEEYYYY!!!! COME TALK TO ME!!! WHERE DA FAQ IS MY SKELE!?!

Flowey; heh... your skele...

Duska: SHUT DA FAQ UP!!

Soldier #69: *enters* Ah... you two are awake.

Flare: Where's Sans?

Soldier #69: In containment. You two will help us or he will die. Along with your other friends.

Duska: Other friends?

Soldier #69: The ones with you and those who are coming to 'save' you.

Flare: ALPHYS. -.-

Duska: How do you know it's Alphys?

Flare: Alphys didn't get shot.

Duska: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Flare: Cause I saw and Alphys ain't here so... :3

Duska: .-.

Flare: :3

Duska: I don't wanna die in da war. ;-;

Flare: I guess...

Duska: But... *tears in eyes*

Flare: FUCK!!! FINE!!! Afterwards you can go fuck yourself 69!!

Soldier #69: Your co-operating. Good. *hand gestures. a dozen guards come and point guns at cell* You two. Out.

*rando soldier unlocks door and two slowly step out*

Flowey: Don't die D:

Flare: Can't and won't ;)

Duska: *thinks* i'm gonna strangle this guy

Soldeir #69: Now Duska.

Duska: huh?

Soldier #69: We need you in your monster 'form' if you want to help.

Flare: OoO You have a monster form!?!

Duska: Uhhh....

Flare: Cool. :3

Flare: Wait. Where's Brittany?

Duska: Oh yah. Where's Brittany?

Flowey: *thinks* Are they stalling?

...

...

Soldier #69: Your stalling

Flowey: Fuck

Duska: Urgh! Fine! But it fucking hurts ya know!

Soldier #69: I do know. Now do it. Brittany is in another room as well.

Flare: Why isn't Flowey in a different room?

Soldier #69: He's a flower.

Flowey: >:I

Soldier #69: *holds gun towards Flowey* Now. Change form freak.

Duska: >:I Fine! *aqua glows around room and reveils Duska with bandages all around her other than bits of skin and hair sticking out. her right eye is covered with bandages too and she has skeleton hand*

Flare: *mind is blown, fixed, then blown again* Wait... why the skeleton hand?

Duska: Long story :P

Flare: 0.0 Flare.exe has crashed.

Duska: I don't think she gonna be any help. -.- She keeps crashing.

Explosions heard from the other room.

Flare and Duska: *look at each other*

Flare: Flare.exe has crashed because of DuskaMonster.exe

Duska: -.- Seriously, da fack did that explosion come from? :3

Soldier #69: SOLDIERS!! MAKE A PERIMETER!! DO NOT LET THESE TWO ESCAPE!! *pushes them into another cell*

*everyone leaves except two guards*

Flare: What are we gonna do? How do we leave!?!

Duska: That's the easy part *aqua flames light around her left skeleton hand and one of the guards fly into the other*

Flare: #o# Holy shit your cool!

Duska: Yeah. Too bad this form is slowly draining me. I'll be out like a light in thirty minutes.

Flare: O.o Well... lets leave while we can.

Flowey: GET ME TOO!!!

*they leave their cell and grab flowey before heading out of the cell quarters*

Flare: Now where?

Flowey: Rawr! *turns into Mega Flowey* NOT A STUPID FLOWER NOW!!!! *wrecking shit with Duska*

Flare: 0.0 Cool...

*one of the walls fall over to reveal everyone else*

Muffet: SPIDERS! ASSEMBLE!

*a bunch of spiders crawl in, like, a million*

Flowey: That's a lot of spiders. :P

Flare: I'm'a go find Sans.

Everyone: *nods and continues wrecking shit*

Duska: *fuckin shit up w/ da mega flowey* this is fun! *isnt perma killing anyone but is knocking people out*

Mega Flowey: Your a fucking pacifist!

Duska: Yes, i've done too much killing... :( *punches guy out*

Papyrus: *walks up to Duska* HELLO MONSTER! I AM LOOKING FOR MY HUMAN SISTER!

Duska: Pap... it's me. Duska.

Papyrus: *stares at her for several seconds before jaw drops* YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER!!

Duska: Yeah but I can't keep it for- *pushes Papyrus down while sending a tendril of bandages towards a guy who goes flying*

Papyrus: UH THANK YOU!

~back with flare~

Flare: *sneaking through the hallways singing* Super sneaky Flare. She likes to sneak on walls. And sometimes blow shit up. I don't feel really well.

Flare: *peeks around the corner to see a bunch of guards and Soldier #69* .-. Nope. *slowly backs away from the corner and takes a different one*

*a bit of searching later*

Flare: You know what, fuck it. *gets a stickybomb and puts it on a random wall* :3

*the sticky bomb explodes and behind the wall is Sans*

Sans: 0.0

Flare: Woah, I just chose randomly...and it worked! :D

~back with the others~

Chara: *laughing manically while she teams up with Flowey* You have a use flower!!

Flowey: *thinks* goddamn it -.-

Duska: Getting... tired... *the flames on her hand glow dimmer* Flowey!! I'm gonna pass out any second!!

Flowey: Your problem! :3

Duska: Fuck you! Halp! *gets dizzy spell and leans on wall*

*everyone else is too busy to see her*

Chara: *eyes glow bright red while digging into someones stomach*

Muffet: Chara... how about you repeatly stab a living person :)

Chara; *thinks for second* Fine. *runs off and jumps onto ones back*

Muffet: *looks at body* Gotta hide it before Pap sees it... bit to violent for the shortcake :3

Flare and Sans: *come back*

Sans: 0.0

Flare: Holy shit. Why did I leave them alone? *sees Chara stabbing someone* Eh, I guess Chara is normal. :T

Sans: This is what happens if you leave them! 0.0

Mega Flowey: *grabs about a dozen people and shakes them violently like a bag of fish*

Chara: *stabbing all the bishes*

Muffet: *drinking tea cause spider army :3*

Sans: Where's Duska!?!

Flare: *sees her passed out against a wall but thinks shes dead* Holy fuck...

Sans: *sees too* no... nonononononono *runs through carnage to her*

Flare: 0.0 *joins Muffet in drinking tea*

Muffet: Welp, Duska is dead now. 0.0

Flare: D: This is a sad life. *drinks tea* Mmmm...good tea.

*explosion beside them and are both flown in the air*

Muffet: *spider clan catch her* Thank you! <3

Flare: *hits wall and collapses unconscious*

Flowey: *swipes at a large group and sees Flare* 0.0

Sans: *nearly at Duska but Soldier #69 picks her up* drop her!

Soldier #69: No. She's powerful and we need her. *brings out remote and presses button*

Sans: *hit with large volt of electricity and collapses onto the ground, still conscious*

Soldier #69: *talks with another soldier* Don't let anyone follow. *passes him remote and walks away with duska*

Flowey: Flare! You OK? D:

Muffet: *quickly notices* Where's Duska?

Sans: She got kidnapped. *still a bit dazed from the electricity*

Flowey: *poking at Flare* That's her fucking problem!

Muffet: FLOWEY!

Flowey: SHUT UP MUFFET!

Chara: *still stabbing fools*

~Meanwhile with Duska and Soldiers~

Duska: Ow fu- *is in glass cage* Wha...

Soldier #69: Hello again :D

Duska: That emoticon doesn't suit you at all.

Soldier #69: *growls* 32!! Give her the medication.

Duska: *notices a rather large needle in her arm* Holy fuck thats big 0.0

Soldier #32: *puts a drug in needle*

Duska: Welp... RIP me.

Soldier #69: Oh no... RIP pacifist you XD

Duska: 0.0 Fuck.

*a wild Chara appears*

Chara: *sees Duska* 0.0 *slowly backs away* I saw nothing.

Duska: Chara HALP!

Chara: *already gone*

Duska: *~* Goodbye cruel world *leaves world and is replaced*

Soldier #69: Hello. What would your name be?

???: *opens eyes and looks around slowly, her eyes have gone from aqua to yellow* Who wants to know?

Soldier #69: I'm Soldier 69-

???: *snickers* 69? Really!?!

Soldier #69: Grr... Yes... Anyway I have created you. So... what is your name?

???: Call me Isla *evil smile*

~two weeks later with Flare n' friends~

Flare: *still flipping shit and making angry fox noises*

Muffet: *trying to calm her down* Duska is probably just playing a prank! I'm sure she's fine! :3

Chara: Nope. She dead.

Muffet: CHARA!

Chara: It's true! I saw.

Flare: °~° Flare.exe has crashed.

Muffet: ALPHYS HALP!

Sans: *drunk of ketchup for the fifth time* What's the pooooint...

Papyrus: BROTHER! PLEASE! STOP DRINKING!

Sans: fuuck... i couldn't... i couldnt...

Flowey: He's going to cry again...

Muffet: *evil glare at flower as she pats Flare's back* Shh... she'll be fine.

Chara: Da fack is Alphys?

Muffet: ALPHYS! FLARE CRASHED!

Flare: °~°

Flowey: I'll go get Alphys!

~Meanwhile back with soldiers and Isla~

Soldier #69: *reads report* Well done Isla! You've done well...

Isla: Course I have! I wouldn't be here if it wasn't.

Soldier #69: *puts files down and picks up another* Well then... seems like your up to the task *hands over folder*

Isla: *flips through it* Heh... a bunch of monsters and two humans? Easy.

Soldier #69: Don't underestimate them, and whatever you do... don't listen to any of them. Just do your mission and return.

Isla: Of course. *smiles evilly* Be back soon!~

~Back with da others~

Flare: °~°

Muffet: FLOWEY! WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!

Flowey: *comes back dragging Alphys* There! :3

Muffet: Thank chu.

Alphys: I have to give her a few upgrades anyway. *picks Flare up and carries her to da lab*

Brittany: Still can't believe you guys almost forgot about me.

Muffet: XD

Flowey: .... ):

Sans: *hiding under hood with tears falling*

Papyrus *sighs and hugs his brother* SHE'LL BE OKAY...

Chara: She's DEAD!! SHE HAD A FUCKING NEEDLE IN HER ARM!!!

Sans: *throws her through several walls then goes back to crying*

Chara: *casually walks back in and sits down on the floor* pppffftttt... now im bored ):

Flowey: We could... um...

Chara: Exactly.

Hello! Hope you guys are enjoying! What's weird is... everything. This entire thing is weird and i'm loving it :3

Flowey: L.O.V.E did you say?

Me: *pushes him into ground* NO! LEAVE!