Duska: HOLY FUCK SHE'S AN ANIMATRONIC!!!!!!!!

*Freddy comes from through window*

Duska: Not in the mood! *throws him halfway across world*

Brittany: No. She's a robot.

Duska: *mind is broken* 0.0

Brittany: She powered off right now though, so she can't hear us. :3

Duska: 0.0

Sans: *mumbles about ketchup*

Duska: DAD! KETCHUP! Seriously though Brittany... wtf

Sylin: You could be more polite daughter *pours ketchup down Sans'...throat?*

Duska: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY FRIEND IS A ROBOT. GIVE ME A BREAK!

Brittany: XD Hey, I didn't know my sister was a robot till a few years ago! Gimme a break!

Duska: I JUST FOUND OUT NOW! D:<

Sans: *wakes up because of there yelling*

Sans: Wha?

Duska: Sans! :D *hugs him*

Sans: Uh...

Flare: *powers up* whats happening?

Sans: I... dont know

Flare: Welpsies, :3 let's go home now...and you'll never know my secret.

Brittany: I told them. :3

Sans: Secret?

Flare: ......BRITTANY!!!!!!

Brittany: HAH!

Flare: *tackles Brittany*

Duska: She's a robot :3

Sans: 0.0

Flare: DUSKA!! *tackles her now*

Duska: XD OW!

Sylin: *sighs and heads downstairs*

Duska: DAD! DONT LEAVE! WHERES MY SALAD DRESSING!?!

Sans: Salad dressing?

Duska: Uh...

Alphys: *comes in* NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

Flare: *gets off of Duska and runs like a madman*

Alphys: FLARE! GET BACK HERE!

Flare: *runs back in and latches onto Duska* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! >:D

Alphys: -.- *pulls out a small remote control thing, presses a button while it's pointing at Flare*

Flare: *powers down*

Alphys: Don't tell ANYONE she's a robot.

Duska: Why not? D:

Brittany: If too many people know the only option is to...well...

Alphys: Destroy her. :T

Duska: D:

Sans: okay... and before people were shipping me with her -.-

Brittany: but now duska can-

Duska: *covers Brittany's mouth* -eat all the salad dressing I want!

Sans: why salad dressing?

Duska: ...yum.

Alphys: *slings Flare over shoulder who's still powered out* I'm gonna take her back now...*leaves*

Brittany: *slaps Duska's mouth away*

Duska: Yummy salad dressing. :3

Brittany: SANS DUSKA LIKES YOU!!!!! >:D *runs out*

Duska: 0.0

Sans: *blushing madly* uh...

Duska: *dies inside and faints*

~Meanwhile~

Flowey: *peeks up from the floorboards to see Alphys and Flare*

Flowey: What the... 0_o

Alphys: Brittany just had to tell them Flare was a robot.

Flowey: :0 *thinks* FLARE'S A ROBOT?! SO...I'M IN LOVE WITH A ROBOT?! WHAT THE HELL!!!!

Flowey: *goes to Sylin's place and appears from the floor* SANS!

Sans: Flowey?

Flowey: Flares a robot!

Sans: heh heh... looks like your a little late. i was told about ten minutes ago. so how's it feel?

Flowey: Hows what feel? You know I have no soul to feel

Sans: ...liar. You like the girl.

Flowey: *his face quickly switches from scared to anger* And you like the hybrid!

Sans: *blushing madly again* Yeah so? You gonna use her against me or something?

Alphys: *appears again* FLOWEY!!!!

Flowey: Uh oh. °~°

Alphys: Well, it doesn't matter anyway, Flare only has programmed feelings so... XD

Flowey: D:

Sans: *laughing face off*

Flowey: ShUt Up YoU wOrThLeSs BaG oF bOnEs!

Duska: *wakes up* Meh...Flowey? What are you doing here?

Flowey: Disappointed. ;-;

Duska: What happened while I was asleep?

Sans: hm? nothing important

Flowey: BONES LIKES-

Sans: *picks Flowey up and shows him his glowing eye* you want a bad time?

Flowey: 0.0

Alphys: Guys! Chill!

Duska: XD

Alphys: Flare will be awake soon so just... Shut up.

Duska: So is she like.. An AI or like her own person?

Alphys: It's...complicated.

Flowey: I'm guessing she was an accident? XD

Alphys: ......You are one smart flower.

Duska and Flowey: That's sad. D:

Sylin: *comes from shadows* why do you say that duska?

Duska: Ahhh! Dad! How many times have I told you not to scare me!?!

Sylin: You too were an accident. How was I supposed to know that a large amount of magic sent onto a human you have feelings for makes them pregnant?

Alphys, Sans and Flowey: XD

Duska: #o#

Flowey: HA! XD

Sans: Flowey...you're the one that loves the robot fox girl that's incapable of loving you back, right? XD

Duska: I DID miss something! :0

Flowey: ;-;

Alphys: Wait...Duska..she's your friend...I didn't program her feelings to have friends.

Duska: 0.o

Alphys: That now sounds horrible.

Sans: yes it does.

Duska: soooo.... She's learning feelings?

Flowey: :D

Alphys: This seems like one of those cliché robot scenarios where the robot learns feelings.

Flowey: But I'm not a cliché.

Alphys: No, you're the creepy flower that loves the robot fox girl.

Flowey: >:T

Sans: XD

Flare: *walks in* uh... Hi

Duska: Flare!! *runs into her and hugs her*

Flare: uh...

Sans: good to see you well kid

Flowey: <3

Flare: Thanks! :3 *sees Flowey* Flowey...are you OK? XD

Flowey: Uh...pshh...yeah..

Duska: XD

Flare: What happened while I was gone? :3

Sans: everything...

Flare: *Looks at duska* Are you just gonna perpetually hug me?

Duska: Not perpetually... Just for another minute.

Flare: -.- Lovely Duska....just...lovely...

Duska: :3

Flare: OK I'm gonna suffocate someone HALP.

Sans: There is no way that's possible because...

Flare: SANS. *motions to Flowey*

Flowey: I now feel special. :3

Duska: *still attached to flare* DAAAAADDD!!

Flare: OW! Ears!

Sylin: *from downstairs* NO! NO SALAD DRESSING!

Duska: IT ISN'T THAT UNHEALTHY!!

*no response*

Sans: why do you want salad dressing so much?

Duska: There's ketchup on the kitchen shelf.

Sans: *sprints into kitchen and chugs ketchup*

Duska: That's why.

Flare: LET GO!!

Duska: No :3

Flare: .-. It has been the good life.

Duska: :3

Flowey and Brittany: *dying in the background* XD

Flare: FLOWEY! BRITTANY! I'M'A COME OVER THERE!

Brittany: XD FLOWEY. WE MUST ESCAPE.

They try to run and hide in the kitchen but they bump into Sans and fall over the counter.

Flare: Great escape plan guys. .-.

Duska: :3 *still holding onto Flare*

*salad dressing flies out of a box that fell when they crashed into sans*

Duska: 0o0 OH MY GOHD! *throws flare onto couch and dives to the salad dressing* YAY!!! I HAVEN'T HAD ONE FOR WEEEEEEKS! *chugs it contently*

Flare: -.-

Sans: *moves to beside duska and holds out ketchup* cheers!

Duska: *hits salad dressing against ketchup* Cheers!

*both chug while everyone else watches in disgust*

Flare: That is the last straw. I'm now jetting off to China. *gets off of couch and face plants on the floor*

Duska and Sans: XD

Flowey: That's not the way to China.

Flare: But China is down! D:

Flowey: .-. *thinks* What the fuck am I doing? ;-;

Brittany: Flare you fucking retard XD

Flare: ;-; I now feel like Flowey.

Flowey: Hey! >:0

*wall explodes and a league of soldiers pour in*

Everyone: O.o WTF?

Random Soldier Guy That Looks Important But Actually Isn't: Are you Duska and Flare?

Duska: Uh....

Flowey: They are. So what!?!

Sans: good job plant...

Random Soldier Guy: I'm Soldier #69-

Brittany: *immediately topples onto the ground in fits of laughter once the number 69 leaves his mouth*

Soldier #69: Anyway... Flare and Duska...

Flare and Duska: Yesh? :3

Soldier #69: For some reason you guys are wanted for the army.

Flare: BRITTANY GIVE ME 50 BUCKS, A MANSION, A SPORTS CAR AND A PONY.

Brittany: *slowly hands Flare 50 bucks*

Flare: #-# You said if I was wanted in the army you'd get me that stuff.

Brittany: Well I lied. :3

Sans: Wait... THE ARMY!?! Nope! Nada! No way!

Flowey: I agree with the bag of bones!

Duska & Flare: *inside* <3 <3 <3

Soldier #69: They are needed to save the world.

Duska: Been there. Done that.

Everyone: O.o

Duska: Long story...

Flare: Sorry, I'm the wrong person for the job. I once tried to engulf the world in fire and molten lava. :3

Brittany: You didn't have to set the world on fire...you could've just killed me. °~°

Flare: Oh yah. :3

Flowey: Why the hell were you trying to destroy the world.

Flare: Long story... :3

Soldier #69: We already know this. Your skill sets are we we need you.

Duska: Woo! I have skillz!

Sans: neither of you are going

Flowey: Once again... I agree

Flare: Aww... why not?

Flowey: Death. DEATH.

Flare: But I can't die... D: ((doesn't know Flowey knows she's a robot))

Flowey: °~° Impossible.

Flare: D:

Duska: *sneaking into the soldier crowd*

Sans: DUSKA!

Duska: Your not my Dad! He's down stairs and he doesn't mind either way! Says that i'm either with him or mum so... *continues walking*

Sans: *lifts her into air and hovers her beside him*

Duska: Not fair!! Why are you so protective?

Flare: Yeah Flowey!! Why!?! *smug face on*

Flowey: *head explodes*

Flare: :0 XD FLOWEY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

Flowey's Voice: DAMMIT!

Flare: XD

Flowey: *pops up* Why do I keep thinking that will work?

Flare: Cause you're an idiot. *moonwalking towards the army*

Flowey: *shoots a vine from the ground which wraps around her legs and hangs her beside Duska* NOPE!!

Duska: Sans... your gonna faint again...

Sans: not for a few hours. plus your dad has ketchup around so maybe even a day or two :3

Flare: Flowey! Put me down! *knaws on vine*

Flowey: Ow! *wraps more vines around her so that she can't move*

Flare: >:I

Soldier #69: .-.

Flare: Cool. I'm spending this moment of my life hanging from vines. Beautiful.

Duska: I'm floating in da air. This is equally as lovely. .-.

Soldier #69: Are you done yet? °~°

Flare: Nah. We stuck for all eternity. :3

Duska: :3 True dat.

Soldier #69: Fine. *motions to guys behind them with a hand gesture*

*they all shoot at same time and they hit everyone*

Duska: O.O S-sans? What- *falls to floor just as flare does*

Sans: My m-m-magic... *collapses*

Flowey: Oh shit *face plants dirt*

Brittany: I blame... I blame you Flare *collapses*

Alphys: You fucking forgot about me. ;-; *sprints out for LIFE*

Soldier #69: Welp. You just shot all of them. :T Nice.

Soldier #19: :P

Soldier #69: -.- Timmy we've talked about this.

Duska: Fla-are?

Flare: Yeah?

Duska: I... I blame you too *both pass out*

~timeskip brought to you by Timmy Soldier~

Alphys: GUYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!

Muffet: Dude chill. :3 Would you like a refreshing cup of spiders? :3

Alphys: NO! *smacks cup out of her hand*

Muffet: D:

Chara: *comes in* Has anyone seen Flowey? I need to end his rain of terror.

Alphys: Flowey, Flare, Duska, and Sans got kidnapped by soldiers.

Muffet: Cool. :3

Alphys: NOT COOL!

Muffet: I was joking! I'll bring a spider army.

Chara: I'm gonna bring my insanity.

Alphys: Good. :3

Muffet: Will we need anyone else?

Alphys: Hmm... maybe Undyne? We can't let Papyrus know though

Papyrus: *walks in room* KNOW WHAT ALPHYS?

Alphys: *thinks* Sans is going to kill me... *tells him everything*

Papyrus: WE MUST BRING EVERYONE!!! THEY HAVE MY BROTHER AND SISTER!!

Chara: Sister?

Papyrus: YES! I CALL DUSKA MY SISTER. NO MORE TALKING! *runs from room*

Alright! End of Part 2! Soooo... how are da people's liking it? hopefully you like it. If not... meh. Haters gonna hate! *does the worm out of the room*

I hope you enjoyed and that you tune in for part 3!