Shipping For Dayz - Part 3
Duska: I would do a recap but it takes TIME and i'm a lazy hybrid :3
Mettaton: I'll do it!
Duska: NO!! LEAVE!! *throws him out window* -.- Just read...
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*frisk and chara come from knowhere and see Isla and Duska*
Chara: Oh. Did the timeline break?
Flare: Yep! :3
Chara: So do we get to murder?
Flowey: 0o0 OH MY GOHD! PLEASE!?!?!
Flare: hmm... alright.
Chara & Flowey: YAY!
Duska: I am still confused...
Flowey and Chara: *on a murdering spree killing random people*
Flare: In one timeline you turned evil. :3
Duska: 0.0
Isla: :3
Sans: This is weird....
Duska: CONFUSED! HOW DID SHE GET HERE?!
Flare: You can stop acting Sans! EVERYONE knows that you remember the timelines!
Sans: 0.0
Duska: Really? What did she do?
Sans: *sighs* Can't I just bring you to Grillbys and have a nice lunch?
Duska: Since when could we do anything nice?
Sans: Good point
Isla: STOP IGNORING ME!
Flare: *turns to Isla* Oh. You've been talking? :3
Isla: -.-
Flare: :3
Sans: Isla...just...just go murder someone else!
Isla: No. :3
Flare: DAMMIT ISLA!
Isla: :3
Chara and Flowey: *still on their rampage*
Duska: So... your me but... homicidal?
Isla: Yeah!
Duska: Oh.
Isla: I also have a crush on that smol skele there
Sans: 0.0 that's just wrong...
Duska: *shoots out bandages and wraps her in them* No.
Isla: :3 *FUCKING EXPLOSIONS that release her*
Flare: *trying to stay cool because she's been trying to talk the whole time*
Flowey and Chara: *still on there rampage*
Flare: Flowey!
Flowey: *ignores*
Flare: FLOWEY!
Flowey: *ignores*
Flare: GeT OvER hErE BefORe I hAvE tO DrAg YoU!!!!
Flowey: *looks at Flare* 0.0
Flare: *looking really pissed off*
Chara: WOAH. CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!
Flare: *tackles Chara* RAWR!!!
Chara: AHHHH!!!! *rolling down the driveway*
Isla: *tackles Duska*
Sans: *notices large army down the street* Not again... Flare!
Flare: *fighting Chara* I'm busy!
Sans: Those soldier guys are here!
Flare: *stops fighting* Oh fuck
Flare: *grabs Flowey and Duska* WE'RE GOING TO A SAFE PLACE!
Flare: Freddy's! :3
Duska: NUUUUUU!!!!!
~they arrive at Freddy's~
Flare: *bursts through the doors with Duska and Flowey* I HAVE RETURNED!
Goldie: FLARE! :D
Flare: :D Hi! :3
Chica Nights: *peeks out from behind Goldie* Who are your friends?
Flare: This is Flowey! *holds up Flowey* and this is Duska! *drops her on the floor*
Duska: *looks around* where's mah skele!?!
Flare: he's fine!
Duska: *grabs Flare* I need mah skele! *throws her to floor and rocks on heels in a corner*
Bonnie: o.o uh she has issues
Duska: What the fuck is happening......
Flare: -.- I got dis....MARI!
Marionette: *appears* YES?! :D
Flare: Can you get Sans?
Marionette: Hmm...okeh! :3
*Sans magically appears*
Sans: How'd I get here? 0.0
*a wild person appears*
Flame: FLARE!
Flare: FLAME!
Flare and Flame: *hug*
Flowey, Duska, and Sans: THERE'S TWO OF YOU?!
Flare: *points to Flame* This is Flame...my twin brother! :D
Flame: *jazzhands* :D
Flare: Flame! This is Duska *points to Duska* Sans *points to Sans* and Flowey! *points to Flowey*
Flame: Flowey?! XD What kind of name is that?
Flare: *demon voice* DON'T SPEAK TO HIM THAT WAY!!!!!
Flame: 0.0
Duska: 0.0 okay...
Sans: *asleep in Duska's arms*
Flame: uh... Why are you holding a sleeping skeleton?
Duska: cause he's my sleeping skeleton :3
Flame: 0.0
Flare: oh and Floweys mine
Flowey: :3
Flame: *mind explodes*
Flare: Oops.
Minty: *appears* Don't worry about it! :3 He does this a lot.
Flare: Okeh! :3
Chica: PIZZA!!!!!!! *throws pizza everywhere*
Flare and Flame: PIZZA!!!! *look at each other*
Flare and Flame: Woah that's cool...OK now it's just getting creepy...
Duska: 0.0
Flare and Flame: Stop! No you stop! AHHHHH!!!! *run around in circles*
Flowey: 0.0 XD
Mari: *grabs flare* stop running
Flare: okay :3
Duska: *sits and eats some cheese pizza* yum
Flame: *looks at Sans in Duska lap* cute
Flowey: eww
Flare: XD
Flame: Oh I forgot! Flare...XD
Flare: Oh no...you're making the same face that you did before we got thrown in mall jail! 0.0
Flame: BB made a welcome back surprise for you!
Flare: NO!
Flame: YES!
Flare: FLOWEY SAVE MEH!!!! *tackles Flowey*
Flowey: -.- This again?
Flame: BB! BRING IT IN!
*a large cart with a huge cake on it entered*
Duska: ooh. Cake.
Flare: you don't want to eat this cake
Duska: why not?
*foxy pops out wearing a hula skirt, bikini and a paper crown*
BB: much better than last time!
Flare: 0.0 halp me Flowey...
Flowey: *thinks* murdermurdermurdermurdermurdermurder
Flare: DEAR GOD BB WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
BB: Everything.
Foxy: -.- I'm not getting paid enough for this. *starts dancing the hula*
Flare: My eyes are cursed. ._. Someone get me bleach so I can bleach my eyes. 0.0
Duska: *asleep on sleeping skele*
Foxy: *stops dancing and looks at the two* they're so cute!
Flare: TAKE THE HULA SKIRT AND THE BIKINI OFF!
Foxy: but they're comfy!
Flowey: I will rip you limb from limb
Foxy: 0.0 okay...
Flare: Did you guys still keep the Pancake Appreciation Society?
Goldie: 0.0 How could we not?!
Flare and Goldie: *singing* SLAB OF BUTTER ON THE STACK PILED UP WITH PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES!!!! WE APPRECIATE PANCAKES!!!! *does a soldier salute*
Flame: 0.0
Flare and Goldie: PANCAKES!!!! :D
Flowey: Flare...sometimes...you scare me...
Flame: You and me both buddy.
Sans: *wakes and notices Duska* could you keep it down?
Mari: YOUR AWAKE!
Duska: *wakes up* huh?
Sans: *eye glows blue*
Mari: oops
Duska: *yawns and carries Sans to a wall which she sits against* I'm going back to sleep
Sans: heh heh alright. Nite. *walks to others* if any of you wake her your in for a bad time
Everyone: 0.0... okay...
Flare: *too busy sketching*
Flowey: What you drawing?
Flare: *pulls notebook out of his sight* Nothing!
Flowey: Why won't you tell meh? *smug face*
Flame: *snatches notebook* Let's see...
Flare: NO! *tackles Flame*
*the notebook slides across the floor*
Sans: *picks it up*
Flare: *gets up and tackles Sans* DON'T!
*the notebook flies to the other side of the room*
Flowey: *picks up notebook* GOT IT!
Flare: *trying to get Sans to let go of her* NOOOOO!!!!
Flowey: hmm... *lots of porno*
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*jk its Flarey and Sanka drawings*
Flowey: 0.0 wow these are good!
Sans: ooh. Let me see *hovers flare in place and looks at drawings*
Flare: D:
Sans: 0.0 why do I have a tongue?
Flare: you don't have like... A magic tongue or something?
Sans: no. I'm a skeleton. Not a wizard
Flowey: XD
Flare: Oops. 0.0
Flare: NOW PUT ME DOWN!!!
Sans: JUST A SECOND!!!!!
Flare: Flowey... D: TELL HIM TO PUT ME THE FACK DOWN!!!
Flowey: *to busy looking through the sketches*
Flare: >:T
Flare: *notices sketchbook in Duska's bag* DUSKAS BEEN DRAWING TO!
Sans: really? *looks at sleeping hybrid* ooh she does *drops Flare onto Flowey*
Flowey: STUPID TRASHBAG!
Flare: shh *pats Flowey who purrs*
Sans: *takes book from Duska and looks through it* A whole lot of me, Paps, Flowey and Flare... Some of everyone else
Flare: Kewl! :3
Flowey: :3
Chica: Hey guys! There are soldier people outside!
Flare: *immediately latches onto Goldie* AHHHH!!!! THEY'RE HERE!
Sans: 0.0 Everyone hide!
Sans: *picks Duska up and carries her into the storage room*
Duska: Huh? *looks around room and eyes widen*
*animatronic heads and parts are all over the place*
Sans: *covers Duskas mouth before she screams* Shh... The soldiers are here...
Duska: Why the storage room!?! *hugs him tightly*
Sans: It looked safe!
~with Flare, Flame and Flowey~
Flare: Flame! I haven't been here in a while!
Flame: Don't worry! I know what to do!
Flame drags Flare and Flowey into the Prize Room.
Flare, Flame, and Flowey: *hiding behind the mountain of presents*
Flowey: You sure this will work?
Flame: Positive
*Mari pops out of a box*
Flowey: AHH!
Flare: -.- you scared my plant
Mari: sowwy...
Flare: NOW HIDE!
~with soldiers~
Soldier #69: Isla! Where are they?
Isla: In there *points at Freddys*
Soldier #69: Good work. Thank god for that Time Anomaly...
*Chara and Frisk hear him and head out to find the one man who can stop them: W.D Gaster*
~inside~
Flare: *humming*
Flowey: SHHH!!!
Flare: Sorry.... ._.
Door opens.
Flare, Flame, and Flowey: 0.0
Akie: *appears* Hi guy-
Flare: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *pulls her in with them*
Akie: *whispers* What's going on?
Flare: We're hiding from soldiers.
Akie: Hmmm....okeh. :3
*soldiers start searching Freddy's*
Soldier #463: Who the hell are you?
Freddy: I'm Freddy Fazbear! Who the fuck are you guys!?!
*shocks Freddy and goes Unconcsious*
Soldier #463: *into walkie talkie* We may have others in the vacinity. Deal with them
Akie: *sees Freddy* FREDFREDBURGER NUUUUUU!!!! D:
Akie: *sees soldiers* 0.0
Flare: *scoops up Flowey and runs down the hall to Pirate's Cove*
Solider #463: 0.0
Sans: *noises come from out the door* Hide in the suit!
Duska: No way in hell!
Sans: *door starts banging and he shoves her behind a cupboard*
Duska: Sans?
Sans: Shh... Your not being taken from me again
Duska: <3
*soldiers barg in and throw magic restraints onto Sans then drag him out*
Duska: Sans...
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Duska: Yes! There's a sad bit! I wrote it! Don't judge!
Alphys: *wipes tears* I-I'm n-not judging
Undyne: 0.0 Holy shit...
Sans: Wow. Thanks for showing my heroicness.
Papyrus: *hugs his brother* YOU ARE A HERO SANS!!
Duska: Cause heroic skele's are da best.
Mettaton: *bursts in room as Mettaton EX*
Duska: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!
Mettaton: We hope that you enjoyed! Stay tuned for- *gets tackled by Duska out another window*
Papyrus: 0.0 I'LL FINISH! STAY TUNED FOR PART 4! :D
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