Mettaton: Last time on Shipping for Days!

Duska: LEAVE METTATON!

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*a wild Justin breaks through the wall*

Justin: Hi I'm Justin and....*looks at Flare* 0.0

Flare: 0.0 FLOWEY HALP! *jumps over counter and tackles Flowey*

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Flowey: *looks up at Flare* Uh... Flare?

Flare: Yesh?

Flowey: *stretches upwards and gives her a kiss on the cheek* Thanks

Flare: 0.0

Duska & Sans: OOOOH!

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 Flare: *runs and picks Flowey up* :D

Flowey: :D Now all we need is for Sanka to happen!

Duska & Sans: 0.0

Flare: -.- Flowey...

Flowey: Oops :3

Flowey: DEFENSE MECHANISM GO!

Flare: TRAIN!

Mettaton: Now back to your usual program!  

Duska: LEAVE!!

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*it starts raining time bombs*

Muffet: 0.0 What the...?

Duska: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!

Flare: V.V sowwy...

Brittany: *hits her on the back of the head* you've killed us all

Sans: *stares at Duska*

Duska: Fucking time bombs... now we're all gonna die!

Flare: Well.... *holds flowey up* At least I'll die with Flowey! :3

Flowey: :3

Flare: WAIT. *gets phone* AUTHOR GET OVER HERE AND BRING NAZ.

*another van with #Swag written on the other side comes*

Naz: *hops out* You called?

Flare: You know how to stop da timebombs?

Naz: Yep! AUTHOR GET THE CLAW!

*a big anchor falls from the sky*

Duska: What the fuck is happening?

Flare: *pats her face* shhh...

Sans: *still staring*

Flowey: The trashbag died again!

Flare: He's in love. Of course he is.

Duska: Wait wha-

Flare: SHUT UP! NAZ!!

Naz: Don't worry, Author got this!

Author: YEAH I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. LAUREN HAS STARTED TIME BOMBS A COUPLE OF TIMES.

Time bombs stop.

Flare: Yay! :D

Naz: Our work here is done.

Flare: Thanks guys! Bai! :3

Author: See ya! :3

*Author and Naz get in the van and leave*

Duska: V_V Never do that again

Flare: No promises :3

Sans: *still staring like a creep*

Duska: *finally fucking notices* Uh... Sans?

Sans:...

Duska: @_@ Okay... Flare! Fix the skele!

Flare, Flowey and Brittany: X3

Flare: Oh look...I'm gonna be late for...school...

Flowey: Today is a Saturday...

Flare: MY SCHOOL DOES IT DIFFERENTLY.

Flowey: *catches on* OHHHH YEAH. Well...I have to.....do something...

Brittany: OHHH! Wasn't I supposed to do that thing with you Flowey?

Flowey: NOPE.

Flare: *grabs Flowey and runs*

Brittany: *jumps out the window*

Duska: -.-

Sans: *still staring*

Duska: Saaaans... we're not dying any more.

Sans: I know

Duska: Oh! Your a talking skleton.

Sans: heh heh... funny.

Duska: soooo.... why were you staring?

Muffet: *grabs the camera and starts recording*

Duska: *looks at Muffet* DO YOU MIND?!

Muffet: *ignores*

Sans: *throws Muffet out window*

Muffet: WEEEE! *lands on Flare* :3

Flare: V.V

~back at home~

Sans: Okay so... ithoughtweweregoingtodieandiwantedtolookatyouwhilewediebecauseiminlovewithyoubutidonthavethe'guts'totellyou

Duska: 0.0

Brittany: *plays dramatic music in the background*

Duska: *looks at Brittany* BRITTANY!

Brittany: :3

Duska: Well...

Sans: it's fine. I'll uh... just head to Grillbys *leaves*

Duska: -.-

*everyone comes in*

Flare: SO HOW'D IT GO!?!?!? Is there now Sanka!?!

Duska: I'm an idiot

Flare: 0.0 oops

Flowey: You just let him LEAVE!?! Go find him! Don't just stand there!

Duska: He probably hates me now *collapses face first onto couch*

Flare: V_V every teenagers nightmare... *cuddles Floweys pot* except I now have Flowey X3

Flowey: X3

Duska: *yells into couch cushions*

Flare: Welp. That was a fail.

Brittany: Yah. ._.

Flare: OK I actually have something to do.... FLOWEY RUN!

Flowey and Flare: *run away*

Brittany: -.- Great friends

~at Grillbys~

Sans: God damn it. *chugs ketchup*

Grillby: *stares worringly at Sans*

Sans: V.V

Flare: *crashes through door* SANS!

Flowey: STOP DRINKING YOU BAG OF BONES!

Sans: 0.0

Flare: WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU!!!!!

Sans: Uh-

Flowey: *grabs Sans with his vines*

*they sprint out of Grillbys*

Sans: WHAT THE-

Flare: Shut up! We're here to save your love life!

Sans: Well... she probably doesnt even car-

Flowey: SHES LITERALLY SCREAMING INTO COUCH CUSHIONS!

Sans: Oh.

Flare: *ties a bow around Sans' head*

Sans: What are you doing?

Flare: Making you into a present! :3 *finishes tying bow and throws him through the window*

Brittany: *sees Sans crash through the window* 0.0 Duska...?

Duska: *face still in cushions* whaaaaaat?

Sans: *pats glass off of his jacket and sees Duska* :(

Flare: *bursts through door with Flowey* KISS AND MAKE UP!

Sans: V_V

Brittany: *ties them both down and duct tapes mouths* Go ahead

Flare: -.- *thinks* When Brittany unties us I'm gonna STRANGLE HER.

Flowey: *thinks* I no longer fear death

Duska: *punches cushions*

Sans: *puts his hand on her back*

Duska: *looks up and is startled at the sudden apperance of the smol bow tied skele*

Sans: *thinks* I'm gonna regret this *shoves his teeth onto her lips*

Brittany: XD

Flare: *thinks* OH MAH GOHD. Cute. Also... Brittany is dead

Flowey: *thinks* Wait... what if death is just those two!?!

Flare: *dying of cuteness*

Brittany: *dead on the ground*

Flowey: *questioning life*

Sans: *steps away and hides under hood*

Duska: *thinks* Holy shit

...

Brittany: Uh... you two just gonna sit there?

Flare: *thinks* AWKWARD SILENCE! :D

Flowey: *flips out and turns Mega out of nowhere and breaks the ropes* Rawr. :3

Flare: 0.0 FLOWEY!

Mega Flowey: Oops...bad time?

Flare: Is there a good time?

Mega Flowey: *looks at everyone who's staring at him* Uh... no. *turns back to normal*

Flare: *hugs Flowey's Pot* Okay! Continue.

Sans: *still hiding under hood*

Duska: Uh... Wanna head to Grillbys?

Sans: *looks up and theres a blue blush on his cheekbones* Sure.

*they leave*

Flare, Flowey and Brittany: 0.0

Flare: That was kinda boring :(

Flowey: I can make it more interesting and kill one of them.

Flare and Brittany: NO!

Flowey: FLARE! IT'S MY DESTINY!

Flare: NO! IT'S A DETOUR TO JAIL!

Flowey: LET ME DO WHAT I WANT!

Flare: Okeh! :3

Flowey: :D

Flare: EXCEPT KILLING THEM!

Flowey: THAT AIN'T FAIR!

Brittany: *awkwardly watching* 0.0

~Grillbys~

Sans: Hey Grill! Two fries and a milkshake please!

Duska: Just the one?

Sans: I'm not into milkshakes

Duska: But your into Ketchup?

Sans: Your into Salad Dressing.

Duska: Touche

*loud explosions*

Duska: COME ON! I JUST WANT DA FRIES!

Brittany: *runs in and latches onto Duska* SAVE MEH!

Duska: BRITTANY! WHAT THE FACK?!

Sans: 0.0

Brittany: Heh...we have a....slight issue.

Sans: What did those two do now?

Brittany: Well... they thought that your 'exit scene' was boring so Flowey said that he could make it more interesting by killing one of you but me and Flare said no and then they argued for a bit until a large explosion came from outside so we went to check it out but we saw something... horrifying.

Duska: What?

Brittany: You'll have to see it for yourself. 0.0

Duska: O....K? Let's go then!

Brittany: *drags Duska and Sans back home to see Isla. How and wtf*

Sans: 0.0

Duska... Uh... who's that?

Sans: DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER!

Isla: Hi! I'm Isla! You must be Duska.

Duska: 0.0

Flare: Welp, the timeline is broken.

Flowey: *looks at Flare confused* What?

Flare: What? :3

Flowey: 0.0

Duska: Who da fuck is this?! *points at Isla*

Flare: You! :3 *points to Duska*

Sans: SAAY WHA?!

Flare: Timeline has broke. :3

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Timeline's Dead! Wooo! Don't you love it when time and space collapses around you?

Gaster: No

Duska: Shh.... At least you don't have a Train calling Flare with you....

Mettaton: We hope you enjoyed and STAY TUNED for Part 3!

Duska: I swear Mettaton...