*Duska is at school and is dying slowly*

Duska: *thinking* I cannot remember all of this!

Teacher: ... just before they had met this random guy had talked about boring stuff with this other random guy but the first random guy was WAAAY more important...

Duska: *thinking* URRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

*an explosion blows up the classrooms wall*

Teacher: AHH!! ITS NAPOLEONS ARMY!!

Flare: *jumps in* NOPE!! It's meh! :3

Duska: WOOO! Save me! *waves arms in air*

Teacher: >:I Are you a student fox girl?

Flare: 0.0 Uhh... *tries to run but the teacher pulls them into a chair*

Teacher: LEARNING TIME! *books fly into everyones hands*

Duska & Flare: X_X

Teacher: ... well the more important random guy had talked about that politic stuff to the less important random guy while another not too important guy came in but he was slightly less random...

Flare: *slams on table* OH MY GOHD! MAKE SENSE!!

Teacher: 0.0 *stares at Flare*

Flare: *stares back*

Duska: *draws Yoda chopping the teachers head off*

Random Boy: Uhh... What happened to that third guy?

Flare: *slams head on table*

Teacher: Well Zachariah, the third random man who was less random then the other two had listened to the others entire conversation...

*the wall explodes again*

Teacher: AHH!! IT'S THE NAZI'S!!

Flowey: *hops in* Nope! :3

Flare: OH MY FUCKING GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE!! *throwing pencils at Flowey*

Flowey: STOP THROWING PENCILS AT ME!!

Flare: ITS MADE OF WOOD!! THEY'RE FROM TREES!! YOUR A PLANT!! MEET YOUR ANCESTORS!! *throws a ruler and several erasers*

Flowey: -.-

Duska: Sooo... You gonna get us out?

Flowey: Hmm? Out of what? I just wanted someone to water me.

Teacher: To water you? I just happen to have a random watering can here. *pulls a watering can out from beneath the desk*

Flowey: *hops onto the teachers desk* WATER MEH BISH!!

Teacher: *waters Flowey*

Flowey: :D

Duska & Flare: V_V

Teacher: Okay, back to learning!

Everyone except Flowey: AWWWWWWWWW-

Flowey: SHUT UP!! THE BOARD SAYS THAT IT'S A WAR SO THAT MEANS A LOT OF DEATH!!

Flare: YOUR DEATH!!

Flowey: YES I AM!! THANK YOU!!

Flare: NO PROBLEM!!

Duska: *facepalm* What was the point of that...

Flare: EVERYTHING!! *slaps Duska*

Duska: 0_0

Random Girl: Could we learn about archeology instead please?

Teacher: *eye twitches* NO!! *presses a button and three men in bright blue suits walk in*

Flare: There's too much blue in this room...

Suitman #1: Come with us Megan.

Megan: Why? I just want to learn archeolog- 

Suitman #2: *knocks her unconscious and they all drag her out*

Duska, Flare and Flowey: 0.0 

Flowey: wtf just happened...

Duska: Holy shit... Illuminati confirmed...

Flare: *X-Files theme music comes from pocket* OOH! I got a call!

Duska: X-Files is Illuminati...

Flare: *answers phone* Heeeeeello?

Sans: Hey Flare

Flare: Oh Sans! Whatcha dooooooooin? *lays on table while putting the phone on loud speaker*

Sans: Uh well... Duska was supposed to be here an hour ago and I was wondering if you've seen her?

Flare: *looks at Duska who's drawing* Duska's with me in a creepy Illuminati school and we're probably about to die :3

Duska: Yeah and dying's a bad thing Flare.

Flare: Really? Too bad I can't die :P

Duska: VoV

Flare: So did you hear that Sa- *phones beeping*

Flowey: Rude! He hung up on you...

Teacher: ...so random girl and random guy thrity six got together and made a peace treaty for somewhat important guy one and reeeeeaaaaallly important guy one-

Flare: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING THAT ENTIRE TIME!?!

Teacher: Hmm? Yes I have.

Flare: UUUUURGGGGHHH...

Duska: *drawing still*

Flare: *doing a handstand in her seat* This is really disorientating...

Duska: *ignoring her and drawing*

Flare: ACKNOLEDGE MEH!!

Duska: NO!! *throws a chair and makes her fall*

Flare: >:(

Duska: XD

Flowey: *reaching for watering can*

Teacher: *talking about random shit*

*wall explodes again*

Teacher: AHH!! THE NORTH!!

Duska: How is there even a wall...

Sans: *struts in* Sounds like there's a 'boom' in the schooling industry

Duska: XD XD

Flare: *face to desk*

Flowey: *falls off desk*

Students: *die inside*

Teacher: *talking jibberish about random guy three hundred and forty six and random girl forty nine*

Sans: *looks at Flare and Duska* You doing maths?

Flare: No.

Sans: XD Too bad. I used to hate maths but then I realised that decimals have a point.

Duska: XD XD XD XD

Flare: *smashes head against table so hard that it cracks*

Flowey: JUST GET US OUT!!

Flare: I thought you liked it here?

Flowey: SHE HASNT MENTINED DEATH ONCE!!

Sans: Okeh! :3 *magic happens*

~At Home~

*Undyne, Papyrus, Mettaton and Alphys are watching some anime*

Alphys: DONT KISS HER!! SHE'S A BANSHEE!!

Undyne: KISS HER BECAUSE SHE'S A BANSHEE!!

Papyrus: JUST EAT THE CAKE!! IT'S GOING TO GO OFF SOON!!

Mettaton: Just... ADD SOME FUCKING DRAMA!!

*Flare, Flowey, Duska and Sans all end up on the floor magically*

Papyrus & Alphys: *scream like girls*

Undyne and Mettaton: *stare while trying to hold back laughs*

Flare: Urgh... Sans your magi- *looks at Sans* XD

Flowey: *sees Sans* XD

Duska: *crushing Sans' bones while unconscious*

Sans: Halp....

Everyone: XD XD XD XD

Sans: *pushes Duska off and lays there in pain*

Flare: You want me to end your pain?

Sans: Does it involve a machine gun?

Flare: No

Sans: Rocket launcher?

Flare: ... maybeh :3

Sans: No

Flare: Aww ):

Papyrus: Where have you all been?

Flowey: Illuminati school

*X-Files music*

Flowey: ANSWER YOUR PHONE FLARE!!

Flare: IT AINT MEH PHONE!!

Undyne: *looks in the corner* SHUT UP BRITTANY!!

Brittany: :3 *turns X-Files music off*

Flare: Phew...

Duska: Welp... what are we gonna do now?

Sans: We were gonna go on a date...

Duska: Oh yeah! Lets go *leaves*

Flare: 0.0 Since when were they dating?

Mettaton: Ever since their... near death experience a while ago...

Flare: ... *remembers* Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaah... :3

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Papyrus: Nyeh...

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Flowey: Wanna go mess their date up?

Flare: Yesh :3

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Duska: DONE! I got bored again :3

Chara: Your always bored...

Duska: BECAUSE SCHOOL! FIRST DAY OF YEAR 12 SUCKED!!

Toriel: It is the last year, my child.

Duska: *mumbles*

Toriel: >:I

Duska: 0.0 Weeeeeell... we hoped you enjoyed!

Mettaton: Join us for the next story!

Duska: THATS MY JOB ROBOT!!

Mettaton: WELL TOO BAD HON!! I'M THE STAR HERE!!

Duska: ...

Mettaton: Hmmf... thats what I thought.

Duska: *pulls rocket launcher from nowhere and shoots Mettaton* :3 Bai!