Pancakes. Puns.
~One Snowy Day~
Duska: *wakes up* Pfft... what's for breakfast...
Flare: *smashes door down* PANCAKES! :D
Duska: Ooh! Yum! :D
*they eat pancakes on Duska's bed*
Sans: hey! where are all of my pancakes!?!
Papyrus: YOUR PANCAKES? FLARE SAID THAT THEY WERE HERS...
Flare: 0.0
Duska: XD
Sans: *looks at Flare* Flaaaaaaaaare!!!
Flare: Wassup? :3
Sans: *snatches pancakes* MINE!
Flare: *screams and falls off the bed*
Duska: XD
Sans: *jumps onto bed* Wanna share Duska?
Duska: :D YESH! *takes a pancake*
Flare: ;-;
Papyrus: HE DOESNT SHARE WITH ME EITHER...
Sans: pancakes...
Duska: 0.0 Do you... love pancakes more then me?
Sans: No...
Duska: Ketchup?
Sans: .........
Flare: XD
Duska: -.-
Flare: XD Wooooowwww...
Duska: SHUT UP! *pushes her back off the bed*
Flare: OW! ;-;
Duska: XD
Sans: *eats pancake* :3
Duska: *pushes Sans off bed*
Sans: D:
Duska: *eats pancake*
Sans: -.-
Duska: *looks out window* Ooh! SNOW!! :D
Papyrus: *looks out too* :D ITS SNOWING! :D :D :D
Sans: 0.0
Flare: Isn't it snowing every day? After all, we do live in Snowdin.
*everyone already left*
Flare: .____. Thaaaaaanks guys...
Sans: *comes back in and grabs a pancake* Pancaaaakes... *leaves*
Flare: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Duska: *comes back in and picks her up* :3
Flare: -.-
Duska: *then eats a pancake*
Flare: *droops in Duska's arms*
Duska: XD
Flare: -.- WHHYYYY.
Duska: Because! *throws her out the window*
Flare: *plummets face first into snow*
Sans: 0.0 XD NICE SHOT!
Duska: THANKS!
Sans: YOUR TURN! :D
Duska: *jumps out window* Weee! :D
Sans: *catches her* :3 <3
Duska: <3
Flare: :P
Flowey: *pops out of nowhere* *sees Sans & Duska* :P
Papyrus: :P
Flare: :P
Sans: *throws snow at Flare's face* No.
Flare: ._.
Flowey: XD
Flare: Welp, I've actually learned something today.
Duska: And that is...?
Flare: I agree with Flowey.
...
Flare: Sans is a Smiley Trashbag.
Flowey: WOO-HOO! Welcome to the dark side!
Flare: *throws snow at Flowey* NO!
Duska: .-.
Sans: *teleports to the top of a snowy hill* :3
Duska: .-. scared meh...
Sans: XD
Flare: *screams* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?!
Duska: *pulls out a megaphone* GETTING AWAY FROM FUCKBAG FLOWEY!!
Flare: *laughing loudly*
Sans: XD
Duska: *falls into snow* I have made my home :3
Flowey: *bites his dagger teeth into Flare's arm*
Flare: *ignores and keeps laughing*
Flowey: ._.
Sans: *throws a bunch of snow onto them*
Duska: *helps Sans throw snow*
Flare: *pelted by snow* -.-
Flowey: *gets hit by snow and falls of Flare's arms* D:
Papyrus: *out of range* IM GOING TO UNDYNES! *runs for skele life*
Sans: XD *gaster blaster shoots snow at Flare & Flowey* XD XD
Duska: XD XD
Flare: OWWWWW THAT HURTS!!!
Flowey: *hiding* XD
Flare: FLOWEY I HATE YOU! *gets hit in the face* AHHH! *falls over*
Flowey: XD
Duska: XD *rides Gaster Blaster around* Weee!
Sans: XD
Flare: *sees Duska* D: Unfair!
Flowey: 0.0 *thinks* I no longer fear death...
Flowey: *thinks* I fear Duska D:
Flare: 0.o *eye twitching* HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING?!
Duska: *ignores* WEEEEEE!!!!! :D
Sans: *falls over laughing*
Flowey: *staring at death itself*
Flare: *eye twitching intensifies* 0.o
Duska: *does a barrel roll* :D
Sans: *he'd be dead if he didn't already have lungs*
Flare: *dies inside*
Flare: GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE! *eye twitch*
Duska: ....no.
Flare: *face snow* DUSKAAAAAA!!!
Flowey: *still staring at death*
Duska: You want me to get down Flare? :3
Flare: YES! >:I
Duska: Hmm... 'snow' problem! XD *does another barrel roll*
Flare: *facesnow* *punches snow* *kills snow*
Flowey: *death is near*
Sans: *he's passed out from actually needing oxygen*
Flare: *looks up at Flowey* 0.0 I think Flowey's dying...
Flowey: *close to death*
Duska: I DON'T CAAAAARE.
Flare: *poking Flowey* 0.0 Flowey...?
Flowey: *still dying*
Duska: LET IT GO!! LET IT GO!!
Flare: V_V
Duska: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!! :D *does a backflip*
Flare: URRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Sans: *wakes up* 0.o
Duska: LET IT GOOOOO!! LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!! XD XD
Sans: *passes out*
Flare: *picks up Flowey* I'll be taking my leave now. After I fix Flowey I'm gonna bleach my eyes. *walks off*
Duska: LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LET IT GOOOO!!!!! XD
Duska: *notices* 0.0 Where'd everybody go?
Sans: *groans* deeeeeaaaaaaaddddd...
Duska: 0.0
Sans: *teleports home* *Gaster Blaster disappears with him*
Duska: *lands in snow* D:
???: Hmm... *leaves*
Duska: Awwww.... D: Eh, :D I'll just go home.
~Back Home~
Duska: *collapses onto couch*
Flare: *from down the hallway* MY EYES!!! I BLEACHED THEM!!!
Flowey: *in the distance* *laughing*
Duska: 0.o
Flare: *runs down hallway* AHHHHHHHHHH!! DX
Duska: Your a robot. You CAN'T bleach your eyes
Flare: *opens eyes* Oh.
Flowey: *faceleaf*
Duska: *eats last pancake* :3
Flare: D: Awwww....
Flare: Welp. :3 I'm gonna go listen to awesome music now. :3 *leaves*
Flowey: 0.0 I'm glad she didn't take me with her...
Flare: *comes back* I'm taking you with me Flowey!
Flowey: UGH! Why can't you just 'leaf' me alone?!
Flowey: 0.0
Flare: 0.0
Duska: 0.0 Did Flowey just...?
Flare: oh god
Duska: SANS!
Sans: *runs down stairs with eye glowing blue* What!?! What is it!?!
Flowey: 0.0 holy shit...
Duska: FLOWEY DID A PUN! XD
Sans: 0.0 ...your kidding!?!
Flowey: *slams head against the floor*
Flare: *gets down onto knees beside him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DX
Duska: :D *listens to Please Don't Go by Joel Adams while silently laughing*
Sans: *is in disbelief* 0.0
Flowey: *shaking*
Flare: *slamming head against the floor* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DX
Sans: 0.0 *still in disbelief*
Duska: XD
Muffet: *comes in*
Duska: XD XD
Sans: 0.0
Flare: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes* OOOOOOOOOOO! DX
Flowey: BURN ME!!
Muffet: *leaves quickly*
Flare: *rolling on the floor* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Duska: XD OH MY GOD!
Sans: 0.0
Flowey: I'M SORRY!!!!! *latches onto Flare's leg*
Flare: AH! DEMON! *kicks Flowey into wall* 0.0
Duska: XD *falls off couch*
Sans: ...what just happened?
Flowey: ow... ;-;
Flare: .....ugh.
Duska: XD Flowey made a pun.
Flare: ......
Sans: ....oh.
Flowey: I'm stuck. *moves leaf arms around*
Flare: How...why?! Flowey why?
Flowey: I didn't do it on purpose!
Flare: ._. *gets up and grabs Flowey* I'm throwing you out the window. *chucks him through the glass*
Duska: XD HOLY SHIT! XD
Sans: XD
Flare: *sees Flowey in snow* >:I
Flowey: ITS FUCKING COLD!
Flare: LIKE YOUR PUNS!
Sans & Duska: OOOOOOOH! :D
Flare: *walks upstairs into her bedroom* *puts on her headphones* Music save me!
Flowey: *taps on her window* LET ME IN!
Flare: .....no.
Flowey: *bashes head against window*
Flare: -.- *puts music on max volume*
Flowey: *breaks window with face* ow ;-;
Flare: La la la laa di dum! la la la...
Flowey: thats not even a song...
Flare: *sing song voice* Fuck. You Flowey. You, are now a pun. You, are a weed. Who is like everyone.
Flowey: 0.o
Flare: *sees Flowey* DONT JUDGE MY LYRICS! *throws pillow at him*
Flowey: *becomes engulfed in pillow*
Flowey: I can't see!
Flare: *throws him back at the window* GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! SHOO!
Flowey: D:
Flare: >:I *goes back listening to music* WEED.
Flowey: *goes Mega Flowey* *breaks Flare's wall*
Flare: WEEEEED!! >:I
Flowey: D:< *destroys house and murders everyone*
Da end :3
*Flowey is now lonely too*
...
*deserves it...*
*BISH!*
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Duska: We were both listening to music while writing this.
Flare: This is where it stops...
Duska: :D This is where it ends...
Flare: If you want to get past me-
Duska: -well you better try again...
Sans: 0.0 *listening to song*
Flare: Think that you could try to spare me like i'm some pawn?
Duska: Well you didn't spare my brother so get-
Duska & Flare: DUNKED ON! XD
Sans: -.- this is gonna take awhile...
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