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Pancakes. Puns.


~One Snowy Day~


Duska: *wakes up* Pfft... what's for breakfast...

Flare: *smashes door down* PANCAKES! :D

Duska: Ooh! Yum! :D

*they eat pancakes on Duska's bed*

Sans: hey! where are all of my pancakes!?!

Papyrus: YOUR PANCAKES? FLARE SAID THAT THEY WERE HERS...

Flare: 0.0

Duska: XD

Sans: *looks at Flare* Flaaaaaaaaare!!!

Flare: Wassup? :3

Sans: *snatches pancakes* MINE!

Flare: *screams and falls off the bed*

Duska: XD

Sans: *jumps onto bed* Wanna share Duska?

Duska: :D YESH! *takes a pancake*

Flare: ;-;

Papyrus: HE DOESNT SHARE WITH ME EITHER...

Sans: pancakes...

Duska: 0.0 Do you... love pancakes more then me?

Sans: No...

Duska: Ketchup?

Sans: .........

Flare: XD

Duska: -.-

Flare: XD Wooooowwww...

Duska: SHUT UP! *pushes her back off the bed*

Flare: OW! ;-;

Duska: XD

Sans: *eats pancake* :3

Duska: *pushes Sans off bed*

Sans: D:

Duska: *eats pancake*

Sans: -.-

Duska: *looks out window* Ooh! SNOW!! :D

Papyrus: *looks out too* :D ITS SNOWING! :D :D :D

Sans: 0.0

Flare: Isn't it snowing every day? After all, we do live in Snowdin.

*everyone already left*

Flare: .____. Thaaaaaanks guys...

Sans: *comes back in and grabs a pancake* Pancaaaakes... *leaves*

Flare: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Duska: *comes back in and picks her up* :3

Flare: -.-

Duska: *then eats a pancake*

Flare: *droops in Duska's arms*

Duska: XD

Flare: -.- WHHYYYY.

Duska: Because! *throws her out the window*

Flare: *plummets face first into snow*

Sans: 0.0 XD NICE SHOT!

Duska: THANKS!

Sans: YOUR TURN! :D

Duska: *jumps out window* Weee! :D

Sans: *catches her* :3 <3

Duska: <3

Flare: :P

Flowey: *pops out of nowhere* *sees Sans & Duska* :P

Papyrus: :P

Flare: :P

Sans: *throws snow at Flare's face* No.

Flare: ._.

Flowey: XD

Flare: Welp, I've actually learned something today.

Duska: And that is...?

Flare: I agree with Flowey.

...

Flare: Sans is a Smiley Trashbag.

Flowey: WOO-HOO! Welcome to the dark side!

Flare: *throws snow at Flowey* NO!

Duska: .-.

Sans: *teleports to the top of a snowy hill* :3

Duska: .-. scared meh...

Sans: XD

Flare: *screams* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?!

Duska: *pulls out a megaphone* GETTING AWAY FROM FUCKBAG FLOWEY!!

Flare: *laughing loudly*

Sans: XD

Duska: *falls into snow* I have made my home :3

Flowey: *bites his dagger teeth into Flare's arm*

Flare: *ignores and keeps laughing*

Flowey: ._.

Sans: *throws a bunch of snow onto them*

Duska: *helps Sans throw snow*

Flare: *pelted by snow* -.-

Flowey: *gets hit by snow and falls of Flare's arms* D:

Papyrus: *out of range* IM GOING TO UNDYNES! *runs for skele life*

Sans: XD *gaster blaster shoots snow at Flare & Flowey* XD XD

Duska: XD XD

Flare: OWWWWW THAT HURTS!!!

Flowey: *hiding* XD

Flare: FLOWEY I HATE YOU! *gets hit in the face* AHHH! *falls over*

Flowey: XD

Duska: XD *rides Gaster Blaster around* Weee!

Sans: XD

Flare: *sees Duska* D: Unfair!

Flowey: 0.0 *thinks* I no longer fear death...

Flowey: *thinks* I fear Duska D:

Flare: 0.o *eye twitching* HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING?!

Duska: *ignores* WEEEEEE!!!!! :D

Sans: *falls over laughing*

Flowey: *staring at death itself*

Flare: *eye twitching intensifies* 0.o

Duska: *does a barrel roll* :D

Sans: *he'd be dead if he didn't already have lungs*

Flare: *dies inside*

Flare: GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE! *eye twitch*

Duska: ....no.

Flare: *face snow* DUSKAAAAAA!!!

Flowey: *still staring at death*

Duska: You want me to get down Flare? :3

Flare: YES! >:I

Duska: Hmm... 'snow' problem! XD *does another barrel roll*

Flare: *facesnow* *punches snow* *kills snow*

Flowey: *death is near*

Sans: *he's passed out from actually needing oxygen*

Flare: *looks up at Flowey* 0.0 I think Flowey's dying...

Flowey: *close to death*

Duska: I DON'T CAAAAARE.

Flare: *poking Flowey* 0.0 Flowey...?

Flowey: *still dying*

Duska: LET IT GO!! LET IT GO!!

Flare: V_V

Duska: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!! :D *does a backflip*

Flare: URRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Sans: *wakes up* 0.o

Duska: LET IT GOOOOO!! LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!! XD XD

Sans: *passes out*

Flare: *picks up Flowey* I'll be taking my leave now. After I fix Flowey I'm gonna bleach my eyes. *walks off*

Duska: LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LET IT GOOOO!!!!! XD

Duska: *notices* 0.0 Where'd everybody go?

Sans: *groans* deeeeeaaaaaaaddddd...

Duska: 0.0

Sans: *teleports home* *Gaster Blaster disappears with him*

Duska: *lands in snow* D:

???: Hmm... *leaves*

Duska: Awwww.... D: Eh, :D I'll just go home. 


~Back Home~


Duska: *collapses onto couch*

Flare: *from down the hallway* MY EYES!!! I BLEACHED THEM!!!

Flowey: *in the distance* *laughing*

Duska: 0.o

Flare: *runs down hallway* AHHHHHHHHHH!! DX

Duska: Your a robot. You CAN'T bleach your eyes

Flare: *opens eyes* Oh.

Flowey: *faceleaf*

Duska: *eats last pancake* :3

Flare: D: Awwww....

Flare: Welp. :3 I'm gonna go listen to awesome music now. :3 *leaves*

Flowey: 0.0 I'm glad she didn't take me with her...

Flare: *comes back* I'm taking you with me Flowey!

Flowey: UGH! Why can't you just 'leaf' me alone?!

Flowey: 0.0

Flare: 0.0

Duska: 0.0 Did Flowey just...?

Flare: oh god

Duska: SANS!

Sans: *runs down stairs with eye glowing blue* What!?! What is it!?!

Flowey: 0.0 holy shit...

Duska: FLOWEY DID A PUN! XD

Sans: 0.0 ...your kidding!?!

Flowey: *slams head against the floor*

Flare: *gets down onto knees beside him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DX

Duska: :D *listens to Please Don't Go by Joel Adams while silently laughing*

Sans: *is in disbelief* 0.0

Flowey: *shaking*

Flare: *slamming head against the floor* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DX

Sans: 0.0 *still in disbelief*

Duska: XD

Muffet: *comes in*

Duska: XD XD

Sans: 0.0

Flare: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes* OOOOOOOOOOO! DX

Flowey: BURN ME!!

Muffet: *leaves quickly*

Flare: *rolling on the floor* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Duska: XD OH MY GOD!

Sans: 0.0

Flowey: I'M SORRY!!!!! *latches onto Flare's leg*

Flare: AH! DEMON! *kicks Flowey into wall* 0.0

Duska: XD *falls off couch*

Sans: ...what just happened?

Flowey: ow... ;-;

Flare: .....ugh.

Duska: XD Flowey made a pun.

Flare: ......

Sans: ....oh.

Flowey: I'm stuck. *moves leaf arms around*

Flare: How...why?! Flowey why?

Flowey: I didn't do it on purpose!

Flare: ._. *gets up and grabs Flowey* I'm throwing you out the window. *chucks him through the glass*

Duska: XD HOLY SHIT! XD

Sans: XD

Flare: *sees Flowey in snow* >:I

Flowey: ITS FUCKING COLD!

Flare: LIKE YOUR PUNS!

Sans & Duska: OOOOOOOH! :D

Flare: *walks upstairs into her bedroom* *puts on her headphones* Music save me!

Flowey: *taps on her window* LET ME IN!

Flare: .....no.

Flowey: *bashes head against window*

Flare: -.- *puts music on max volume*

Flowey: *breaks window with face* ow ;-;

Flare: La la la laa di dum! la la la...

Flowey: thats not even a song...

Flare: *sing song voice* Fuck. You Flowey. You, are now a pun. You, are a weed. Who is like everyone.

Flowey: 0.o

Flare: *sees Flowey* DONT JUDGE MY LYRICS! *throws pillow at him*

Flowey: *becomes engulfed in pillow*

Flowey: I can't see!

Flare: *throws him back at the window* GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! SHOO!

Flowey: D:

Flare: >:I *goes back listening to music* WEED.

Flowey: *goes Mega Flowey* *breaks Flare's wall*

Flare: WEEEEED!! >:I

Flowey: D:< *destroys house and murders everyone*


Da end :3

*Flowey is now lonely too*

...

*deserves it...*

*BISH!*



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Duska: We were both listening to music while writing this.

Flare: This is where it stops...

Duska: :D This is where it ends...

Flare: If you want to get past me-

Duska: -well you better try again...

Sans: 0.0 *listening to song*

Flare: Think that you could try to spare me like i'm some pawn?

Duska: Well you didn't spare my brother so get-

Duska & Flare: DUNKED ON! XD

Sans: -.- this is gonna take awhile...

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