Flare: *flops away like a fish*

Muffet: You aren't a fish...

Flare: Awwwww.... D:

Muffet: TEA!!

*it rains spider tea*

Flare: 0.0 *runs out of mansion to catch the spider tea*

Duska: XD *watches while hugging Sans*

Sans: :3

Duska: :3

Flare: *drinking tea from THE SKY!!*

Flare: SKY TEA IS DA BEST!

Brittany: *starts playing dubstep music*

Muffet and Flare: *spinning in place screaming WEEEEEE at the top of their lungs*

Duska & Sans: XD *laugh so hard that they both go unconscious while Duska is still holding smol skele*

Flowey: *sees them* XP

Flare: *pulls out sharpie* Let's draw on their face. :3

Flowey: Awww...I wish I had hands... D:

Flare: -.- Use your vines.

Flowey: Oh yeaaaaah! :D

Muffet: Give me one!

Muffet: *draws spiders on Duska*

Flare: *draws eyes on Sans*

Flowey: *makes it look like Duska is bleeding* :3

Flare: -.-

Flowey: :3 What?

Flare: -.- FLOWEY.

Flowey: Yeeeeesh? :3

Flare: Take a picture. XD

Flowey: *steals Muffet's spider phone and takes a picture* XD

Flare: Put it on the internet.

Muffet: XD

Flowey: *puts it on the internet*

Muffet: XD Our mission is complete.

Duska: *wakes up* WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALL HAVE SHARPIES!?!

Flare: :3

Flowey: :3

Muffet: 0.0 *leaves quickly*

Muffet: *builds an obsidian fort and locks herself inside*

Flare: :3 Because we wanted to see if the ink matches your skin tone.

Flowey: It doesn't. :3

Flare: Also...it's on the internet. :3 *grabs Flowey and runs to obsidian fort*

Duska: *sees Sans* XD *shakes him* Saaans... they drew eyes on your skuuuull....

Sans: Huh? *sees Duska* 0.0 OHMYGODYOURBLEEDINGWHATTHEFUCKHAPPENED!?!

Flowey: XD XD XD

Duska: ......FLOWEY.

Flare: SHE KNOWS IT WAS YOU HIDE.

Flowey: XD No.

Flare: MUFFET LET US IN.

Muffet: *unlocks door and shoves them inside before locking it again*

Sans: *freaking the fuck out*

Duska: Sans... have a chill pill. It's just sharpie

Sans: 0.0

Duska: Now lets go murder those three

Sans: :D

Flare: They're gonna find someway to break in here.

*a wrecking ball hits the wall and breaks it*

Brittany: :3 HI GUYS!

Flare: BRITTANY I WILL MURDER YOU.

*all of a sudden Skulduggery Pleasant came to Duska's side*

Sans: *sees Duska's eyes* *is jelly*

Skul: Hi. *shoots at Flowey*

Flowey: *screams like a girl*

Flare: 0.0 XD FLOWEY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Flowey: I don't like guns...

Flare: And I don't like fire.

Skul: *shoots at Flare*

Flare: *cartwheels away from bullets* EEP!

Muffet: -.-

Duska: XD guns...

Sans: *stares at Skul*

Skul: *stops shooting and looks at Sans* I wont

Sans: 0.0

Skul: *shoots at Flowey again*

Flowey: *gets a bullet hole through his leaf* 0.0 D: MEH.

Flare: 0.0

Muffet: XD Holy crap.

Flare: *death glares Skul* YoU dOnT tOuCh My HoMiCiDaL pLaNt...

Muffet: *grabs Flare* NO!

Flare: D:

Skul: 0.0 Duska... im gone

Duska: WHAAAA? come on Skul!

Skul: nope. fox kid scares me

Flare: :3

Duska: -.- alright... go kill scary vampires...

Skul: They're easy

Duska: THE LAST ONE YOU FOUGHT RIPPED YOUR ARM OFF!!

Everyone: 0.0

Skul: :3 yep *leaves*

Flare: I like him. He's cool. :3 *follows him*

Flowey: >:I

Muffet: XD That's sad. *pets Flowey* 0.0 Oh my god Flare was right your petals are SOFT.

Flowey: -.- Also I have a bullet hole that goes through my leaf. Anyone gonna help or...

Duska: I will! But I get to murder you first

Sans: But... Can i murder the weed?

Duska: hmm... okeh. i'll murder Flare

Flare: :(

Flowey: DX

Flare: D: MEH...

Brittany: Oh shit. 0.0 My sister is gonna die. I could actually help for once.

Brittany: *grabs a sword and blocks Flare and Flowey* YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST!

Flare: :D

Duska: *thinks for second* okeh

Brittany: 0.0 wait wat *gets thrown out of window*

Duska: :3

Sans: :D Your getting good with that telepathy

Duska: :D yay! *hugs him*

Sans: :3

Flare & Flowey: 0.0

Flare: *sits on floor and pets Flowey* ;-;

Flowey: ;-;

Flare: 0.0 *idea* FLOWEY! BEFORE YOU DIE...

Flowey: 0.o *looks up at Flare* What?

Flare: *puts in earplugs* Sing.

Flowey: YAY! :D *starts singing*

Flare: Genius. :3

Duska: *already prepared* *has earbuds* :3

Sans: *has earmuffs*

Flare: >:I

Flare: *takes out earplugs* They're smarter than us.

Flowey: ;-; Meh... D:

Flare: *continues petting Flowey*

Muffet: *dead because she didn't have earbuds*

Flare: 0.0 YOU KILLED MUFFET.

Flowey: XD Oops...

Flare: *tackles Flowey*

Flowey: AHHHH I'M BEING TERRORIZED HALP!!!!

Duska: nah

Sans: we're goin to MTT hotel. bai

*the two leaves*

Flowey: ;-;

Flare: Yay it worked! :3 *stops attacking Flowey and picks up dead Muffet* We need to bury her.

Flowey: Yes...

*they go to the backyard and have a ceremony*

*then the spiders of the world took revenge on humans and monsters alike*

*eryone is now dead*

Da end.

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Flare: *-* Best. Ending. Evah.

Duska: 0.o everyone dying is the best?

Flare: Yeshhhh

Duska: *levitates her out da window* Okeh! Now that i'm going to have to run from Mega Flowey for a few days I hope that you all have enjoyed! bai!

*Flowey roaring in distance*

Duska: 0.0 *quickly packs bags and teleports away*