~One Day That Just Happened To Snow...

...

...Again~

Flare: *asleep on the couch with her laptop*

Sans: *staring at her* *thinks* I MUST know what she was watching...

*Sans goes on a supersecret mission to see what she is watching*

Brittany: *puts epic music on quietly*

Sans: *goes sneaky sneaky*

Flare: *snores quietly*

Brittany: *whispers* foxy snore :3

Sans: *nearly at couch* o.o

Brittany: :3

Sans: 0.o O...K...?

Brittany: :P

Sans: *slowly grabs her laptop*

Brittany: 0o0

Sans: *grabs it and walks off*

Brittany: XD *claps quietly*

Flare: *still sound asleep* *kicks air like a fox*

Brittany: :D

Sans: *quietly sneaks upstairs into his room*

*his room is messy and has a trash tornado in the corner*

Sans: *sits on bed and inspects screen* 0.0 wtf

*upon closer inspection it seems there is some short haired brown girl attacking things with a scythe*

Sans: 0.o

*some white haired girl appears on screen that is shooting some big evil bird*

Sans: .....DUSKA! DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?!

Duska: *barges in* lemme see!

Sans: *shows Duska video*

Duska: 0.0 wat

Sans: no clue?

Duska: uh.... no

*some blonde haired girl starts shooting the bird's mouth*

Blonde haired girl: DO! NOT! MESS! WITH! MY! FRIENDS!

White haired girl: *shooting ice needles at the bird* *throws brown haired girl at the bird*

Brown haired girl: *chops off the birds head with a scythe*

Sans and Duska: 0.0 Um...

Duska: I swear that the blonde hair girl is like another you

Sans: 0.0

Duska: XD You killed Chara millions of times over timelines because they messed with your friends

Sans: ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Duska: suuuuure :3

White haired girl: 0.0 How did she...?

Blonde haired girl: Welp! Looks like Ruby is better than you!

White haired girl: Yang. Do you want me to slap you?!

Blonde haired girl: OH YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

White haired girl: *pulls out sword* LET'S GO!

Blonde haired girl: ALRIGHT! COME AT ME!

Duska: XD Another you.

Sans: .....no.

Duska: yesh :3

Sans: no

Duska: yes

Sans: no

Duska: yes

Sans: no

Duska: yes

Sans: -.- i'm not continuing

Duska: :3

Flare: *from downstairs* BRITTANY?! WHERE IS MY LAPTOP?!

Brittany: XD SANS HAS IT!

Flare: I'M GONNA SLAP HIM SO HARD HE'LL BE HALFWAY TO ALBUQUERQUE!

Brittany: XD *laughs loudly*

*stomping can be heard*

Sans: *grabs Duska and they hide outside of the house...

...

...because they jumped out the window*

Flare: .....FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-

Duska: RUN RUN RUN RUN

Sans: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM DOING!?!

Duska: IM DRAGGING YOU!

*there are drag lines leading from the house to Sans*

Sans: FINE *gets up and runs*

Flare: *from distance* SAAAAAANS!

Sans: WHY IS SHE MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?!

Duska: I DON'T KNOW! SHE MUST REALLY LIKE THE SHOW!

*they burst into Grillby's and hide behind the counter*

Grillby: *ignores because he knows their friends are weird*

Flare: *bursts in* *eyes glowing red* Where's Sans and Duska?!

Grillby: *shrugs*

Sans: *thinks* I owe Grillby SO MUCH

Duska: *thinks* Grillby is awesome :D

Flare: *flips a table*

Grillby: *fire gets higher*

Flare: 0.0

Grillby: >:I

Flare: *runs outta there*

Duska: XD thanks Grill! *hugs him*

Grillby: *hugs back*

Duska: *thinks* he's slightly burning me :I

Flare: *from outside Grillby's* *pulls out her cell phone* Author! Quick! Get over here and bring the others!

Flare: .....

Flare: I'll give you cocaine!

Flare: .....

Flare: SHHHHHH! Nobody will know!!!!

Flare: .....Thanks! :3 *hangs up* Hehehe...

~Back In Grillby~ 

Duska: I have a bad feeling...

Sans: me too...

Grillby: *comes back from the window* she called author

Duska: 0.0

Sans: 0.0

Duska: FUUUUUUUUU

Grillby: not our author.

Duska: 0.o Not...

Sans: Our author?

Flare: *bursts in* AHA!

Duska and Sans: 0.0 Uh oh.

Flare: Meet Author!

*some random blonde girl wearing a night guard uniform appears*

Author: Sup? :3

Flare: She's the author for a different book, but is referred to as author.

Author: :3

Flare: Then we have her Band of Nerds!

*no one walks in*

Duska: 0.o

Sans: XD

Author: *looks out door*

Flare: *facepalm* did you even call them?

Author: no :3

Duska and Sans: XD XD

Flare: Author we've been through this!

Author: Hold on! I'll call those idiots! *pulls out phone*

Flare: ....

Sans: ....

Duska: .....

Author: *hangs up* OK they're coming.

Flare: Good. *looks to Sans and Duska* HER BAND OF NERDS!

*some people walk in*

Flare: We have Naz, Swaggy, Black, Human, Mia and Lauren.

Duska: those are all horrible names

Sans: XD XD

Grillby: *cleanin a cup*

Duska: well... I won't call anyone because Sans and I are just awesome like that :3

Sans: what she said

Flare: That's...nice?

Author: XD *blasts Japanese pop music*

Duska and Sans: 0.0

Flare and Author: *dancing*

Naz: HAVE YOU COME TO TORTURE US?! DX

Duska: this happens 24/7 :(

Sans: *destroys their music with Gaster Blaster and Megalovania starts from nowhere*

Duska: WOO! Magic music!

Flare: D: cheating!

Duska: :P

Author: *sighs* I thought I'd never have to do this.

Naz: *pulls out twin pistols* DO I GET TO SHOOT SOMEONE?! :D

Everyone backs up from Naz.

Author: Do it.

Naz: *fires pistols at Sans and Duska*

Black: PLEAAAASE AUTHOR?! *puppy dog eyes*

Author: FINE!

Black: YES! *shoots fire magic at Sans and Duska*

Duska: *magic shield appears and blocks everything* HOLY SHIT! it's... a lot... to block...

Sans: *eye glows blue* now your in for a bad time *gaster blasters surround the group*

Flare: nope!

*vines grab the Gaster Blasters and close their mouths*

Sans: FUCKING WEED!

Duska: *sweating* this... is a lot... to deal with...

Black: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Flare: 0.0 Um, Black, you can stop now...

Author: 0.0 Uh oh.

Naz: *stops firing pistols* Uh...Black?

Black: *knocks Naz over with fire magic* HA BITCH!

Naz: *slams into wall* OW! FUCK!

Flare: .....we're dead.

Duska: ha!

Naz: *goes back to shooting fire at Duskas shield* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Duska: S... Sans... can't... hold out...

Sans: *has vines wrapped around his legs* SHIT SHIT SHIT FLARE!

Flare: FLOWEY! I WANNA LIVE!

Flowey: .....OK. *lets go of Sans* I'm trusting you!

Flare: :3 OK!

Naz: *finally stops* Feel...weak... *falls over*

Black: *still firing magic*

Author: Anyone wanna put their last thoughts in the death bucket? *holds up a metal bucket*

Duska: really... wanted... chocolate... *slowly passing out*

Author: alright then let me write that one down...

Sans: FUCK YOU WEIRDO *shoots Gaster Blasters at both Naz and Black*

Naz: BUT I STOPPED ATTACKING!!!! DX

Black: OW! *stops attacking* FU-

Author: PG! *slaps him*

Black: But Authooorrrr....Naz swore!

Naz: Oh sh!t.

Author: *tackles Naz*

Naz: I'M SORRY! DX

Black: *looks at Flare* Coffee?

Flare: Tea.

Black: Good enough for me!

*Black and Flare leave*

Duska: *passes out*

Sans: *catches her* this happens a lot...

Author: *has tied Naz up* *sees Duska* she alright?

Sans: just tired... also this isnt PG

Author: my stories are!

Sans: yeah but your in Flare and Duska's

Author: 0.o your breaking the fourth wall

Sans: I do it a lot :3

Swaggy: *talks for once* Actually, Author, no. You failed trying to make your stories PG.

Author: Oh really? How?

Swaggy: You smoke weed, there was once crack vision glasses, that weird Foxy and Mike thing, and the title of the books we're in.

Author: Good point.

Sans: 0.0

Swaggy: Hey, where are Flare and Black?

Sans: it's Flare. they've probably gone to Muffets

Author: where's dat?

Sans: just head towards the Core, it's along the way *picks Duska up* gotta take this one home

Author: :3 cute

Sans: *blushes and quickly leaves*

~At Muffets~

*Flare and Black are drinking tea with Muffet*

Black: :D Tea!

Flare: :3 Told you it's better than coffee.

Muffet: I'll be right back. *gets up and leaves*

Flare: .....

Black: Silence....

Flare: I don't like silence.

Black: WE BROKE THE SILENCE! :D

*both of them high five and it gets really quiet again*

Flare: ...

Black: ...

Author: *kicks down door to make a loud noise*

Flare: NO MORE SILENCE! YAY!!

Black: YAY!

Flare and Black: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Author: *slaps both of them* just shut up...

Flare: aw D:

Black: *sips tea* :3

Author: Sooooo...what's up?

Flare: *secretly pissed off*

Black: *he sips tea casually*

Author: 0o0 TEA! *grabs some tea and drinks it*

Flare: That was Muffet's...

Author: 0.0 *sets tea down* I was never here. *runs away*

Black: um... *runs away while drinking tea*

~At Home~

Sans: *asleep in Duskas bed cause he's an attached skeleton*

*downstairs door is kicked in*

Sans: *wakes up* fucking hell...

Black: SANS!

Sans: *walks downstairs* Hey, aren't you the guy that nearly killed Duska?

Black: Heh, yeah. Sorry!

Sans: ._.

Black: :D

Sans: What do you want?

Black: I want to know how to kill Flare :3

Sans: 0.0 wat

Black: Okay i'll say it slower

Sans: ...

Black: I. Want. To. Know. How. To. Kill. Flare

Sans: the fuck!?! why!?!

Black: Because I'm an insane idiot that has nothing better to do with his life.

Sans: No!

Author: Yeah, if she lived, she'd be pissed off with you.

Black: 0.0 *looks at Author* When did you get here?!

Author: I teleported. :3

Sans: that's Duska and I's job!

Author: :P too bad

Black: don't care! I wanna kill her

Author: THATS IT!

*van comes from nowhere*

Author: *throws Black inside* WE'RE LEAVING THIS STORY

Black: *sees everyone else in back* 0.o when did all of yo-

Author: MAH POWERS! *starts van* Bye Sans!

Sans: uh... bye?

*van happenes to drive by Muffet's for some reason*

Flare: *throws something through the bus window*

Black: *sees it's a letter assigned to him* What the...?

Lauren: *eyes sparkling* My OTP is coming true... :3

Black: *opens letter*

*is a talking letter from Harry Potter*

Letter: *in Flare's voice* YOU CANT EVAH KILL ME MOTHERFUCKER! *tears itself to pieces*

Black: 0.0

Lauren: XD XD

Author: CALLED IT!

Everyone laughs, even Black for some reason.

Author: Told you guys it was a good idea to come here!

Black: Yeah.

Author: *not paying attention to the road*

The van plows through the wall of Grillby's.

Grillby: .....

Author: 0.0 sorry... *reverses and enters a portal to return them to their rightful book*

Grillby: *thinks* I'll put it on Sans' tab

THE END OF THE ADVENTURES OF... I don't even know *facepalm*

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Duska: Flare was reading APHFNAF's weird FNAF book during writing this...

Flare: I'm weird :3

Duska: yesh

Flare: We embrace it 

Duska: YEP! *hugs weirdness* nicely cold...

Flare: XD *facewall*

Duska: XD ba... XD BAI! XD XD