This is some randomness that I made while Flare was offline. I was waiting for her to get on and I got bored :P

~At Grillbyz~

Sans: *drinking ketchup at counter*

Flare: *havin a chocolate milkshake in a booth* Yum...

*tree lady walks in and sits at counter*

Tree Lady: *looks at Sans* hey~

Sans: 0.0 uh... hey

Flare: *sees the two* 0.0 i'm watchin this...

Tree Lady: The names Blossom.

Sans: uh... sans. sans the skeleton

Flare: :3 *watching intently*

Blossom: so... you come around often?

Sans: uh... yeah...

Blossom: Oh come on babe~ *moves closer* dont be scared

Sans: 0.0 *thinks* wtf is happening!?!

Flare: *runs out door towards home*

~At Home~

Duska: *switching through channels while sipping some Salad Dressing*

Flare: *kicks door open* DUSKA HOLY FUCK!

Duska: XD Comic refrence!

Flare: *runs up to her* NO TIME FOR AWESOME COMICS! *grabs Duska and pulls her outside*

Duska: Where are you dragging me!?!

Flare: Some tree lady is hitting on your man! It was sorta funny! XD

Duska: ...

Flare: Sowwy :3

Duska: D:< RUN FASTER FLARE!

~Grillbyz Again~

Sans: *trying to inch away from crazy tree lady*

Blossom: hey. how about we hit the bone zone?~

Sans: wtf do humans do with their lives to create such a thing!?!

Blossom: :K *does crazy face*

Sans: 0.0 *whispers* Grill!

Grillby: *other side of bar*

Sans: *thinks* FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Flare: *kicks open door* GRILL HOLY FUCK!

Sans: *snickers*

Grillby: 0.o

Duska: *pushes past Flare and sees Blossom* o_o

Blossom :) *pulls Sans to her lips*

Sans: *thinks* Oh fuck im dead....

Flare: XD XD OOOOOOOH! 

Duska: 0.0

Blossom: *pulls away and looks at Duska*

Flare: *whispers to Grillby* should we evacuate?

Grillby: *nods and shoos everyone outside* 

*it's now unnaturally quiet in the bar*

Sans: *in shock*

Flare: *holding her laugh in*

Blossom: *winks* You je- *gets wrapped in bandages and pulled towards Duska*

Duska: You kissed Sans

Blossom: ;P Yes I did.

Duska: hmpf... do you have any family?

Flare: 0.o

Blossom: Hehe... of course I do! Unlike some girls... *obviously talking about Duska*

Duska: Huh... do you love your family?

Blossom :I Look girl, I have places to be. So get to the point

Flare: 0o0

Sans: *has snapped out of it but is drinking the memory away with ketchup*

Duska: Alright then...

Blossom: :)

Flare: *quietly laughing*

Duska: ...

Duska: ...

Duska: IF YOU TOUCH A SINGLE CELL THATS EVEN BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HIM, HIS BROTHER, HIS DAD OR EVEN THE PLANT HE TERRORIZES I WILL TURN YOUR MOTHER INTO A BOOK ON HOW TO BURN DOWN TREES, YOU DAD INTO TOILET PAPER AND ANY SIBLINGS YOU HAVE INTO SAWDUST THAT I'LL SLOWLY BURN INTO YOUR WOODEN ARMS AND LEGS.

Blossom: 0.0

Flare: XD *on floor laughing*

Sans: 0.0 *thinks* that tree chick's having a bad time...

Duska: You. Got. That?

Blossom: *nods vigorously*

Duska: Good :) *throws her outside and watches as she runs through the snow*

Flare: XD THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

Duska: :I *walks towards Sans*

Sans: 0.0 *thinks* Oh fuck she's gonna kill me *sinks into jacket*

Flowey: *pops up from nowhere* Huh?

Flare: *slides beside him* You missed the best thing ever!

Flowey: Aw D:

Flare: *pulls phone out* Your lucky I recorded it! :D

Flowey: :D

Duska: *stands in front of Sans*

Sans: l-listen Dus I-I tried to m-move away b-but sh-she kept in-inchin towards me-

Duska: *grabs him by the collar and kisses him* <3

Sans: <3 <3

Flowey: *looks up from phone* EWWWWW! XP

Flare: SHUT UP! I'm watchin this!

Flowey: :P *goes back to phone* XD XD

Sans: *thinks* okay... im gonna live another day... -.-

Duska: *stops kissing and drags him onto the floor*

Sans: ow

Duska: Your staying at home for a week

Sans: 0o0 WHY!?!?!

Duska: i dont want... her coming back

Sans: But-

Duska: *looks scary at him*

Sans: 0.0 *stays quiet and nods*

Flare: *recording just finished* XD XD IT WAS SO GOOD! XD

Flowey: XD THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN 'BURNING' WAS SAID! XD

Flare: Wait *looks around* where's everyone gone?

Flowey: 0.0

Flare: 0.0

...

Flowey: Wanna raid Grillbys pantry?

Flare: Yes 

*they run into the back to steal food*

*Grillby walks in on them* 

*they come home covered in burns*

*Sans laughs his head off while Duska laughs from her spot in front of the window*

*she's obsessive :P*

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It's 1:49am and Flare still isn't on DX

She's usually on right now as it's about 7am in America

I'm tiredish but I wanna talk!

I'll wait a little longer

Then sleep

I hope you enjoyed! BAI!