Duska: I've always wanted a mansion...

Muffet: Why?

Duska: :D *jumps off roof and into pool*

Flare: JOIN US MUFFET!!

Muffet: Uh...

Everyone: One of us. One of us.

Muffet: 0.0

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~At Da Mansion~

Flare: *barges in* PAPS WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

Sans: *sees Duska* 0.0 You OK?

Duska: Not really...

Sans: You look...

Flare: Urgh...

Sans: ...hot XD

Duska: *tries to laugh but passes out*

Everyone: 0.0

Papyrus: *runs down stairs and sees Viola* Oh! A new human!

Viola: 0.0 Um...

Flare: PAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!!! Help Duska, I think she's dying. :3

Viola: Nice job Flare. -.- Best way to say someone's dying, we need halp!

Flare: Thank chu! :3

Flowey: Flare... -.- That wasn't a compliment...

Flare: I know. :3

Papyrus: *sees Duska* 0.0 Why is she all red?

Flare: We nearly had grilled Duska for dinner :3

Sans: How the hell did she get caught on fire!?!

*no one answers*

Sans: *facepalms*

Viola: Well...Flare and Flowey were having an epic battle. I asked if they were dating...

Flowey and Flare: *immediately blush*

Viola: ...so Duska decided to ask them in the middle of the battle which resulted them in yelling train and the train hit Duska and caught on fire.

Sans: V_V of course it involved trains...

Papyrus: *kneels down and begins doing magic*

Flowey: Thats what happens when someone like Duska or Flare is forced to go to school

Sans: They weren't forced! Duska wanted to go!

Flare: She forced me!!

Sans: Doesnt count.

Flare: DAMMIT.

Flowey: SHHH. GO WRITE YOUR FANFICTION!!!

Flare: :D *spins upstairs to her bedroom*

Sans: I'm scared to read it. °~°

Papyrus: *done healing Duska* DONE!

Viola: WOO!

Duska: *still passed out*

Papyrus: *puts her onto couch* I'LL COOK SPEGHETTI! *sprints into kitchen*

*Viola and Sans awkwardly stand there while Flowey reads Fanfiction*

Flowey: ...heh...

Sans: So... you friends with Duska?

Viola: Yeppers! :3

Flowey: I'm in this... 0.0

Viola: *looks over weirdly at Flowey* What are you reading?

Flowey: Flare's new Undertale fanfiction.

Viola: Ohh...can I see?

Flowey: *hisses* NO.

Flowey: *reads the next sentence* Yep, I'm in this book. :3

Viola: 0.0 Okay... *looks at Sans* Your... kinda cute

Sans: *blushes* heh heh sorry but im taken

Viola: Aww :( By who?

Sans: *points at Duska*

Viola: 0.0 I dont believe you

Flowey: *still reading fanfiction* Oh believe it. Me and Flare have witnessed Sanka before.

Viola: Oh really?

Sans: *whispers something to Viola*

Viola: 0.0 *looks over at Flowey and grins* So...what about Flarey?

Flowey: *blushes and looks up from fanfiction* Wh-what?

Sans: XD

Flowey: W-well... *satanic face* SANS NEEDS DUSKA IN HIS BED WITH HIM OR HE'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES! XD

Sans: 0.0

Viola: *covers mouth*

Sans: ... you need Flare at least once a day or you droop and cry.

Flowey: >:I

Sans: >:I

Viola: 0.0 OK den...I'm new and I still think Flarey is cute. :3 It should be canon.

Flowey: I WILL MURDER YOU.

Viola: 0.0

Sans: Don't worry, he says it all the time! Flare always stops him. :3

Viola: MORE REASONS IT SHOULD BE CANON!!!!

Sans: XD

Flowey: >:(

Viola: ... Sanka too

Flowey: XD

Sans: ... i'll be upstairs *teleports*

Flowey: XD XD XD XD

Viola: :3 I think I fit in well.

Flowey: You do. XD

Viola: FLAREY!!!!!

Flowey: RAWR!!!!!

Flare: *returns* Why you rawrin'?

Flowey: :3

Viola: FLAREY!! SANKA!! *begins chanting it*

Flare: 0.0

Papyrus: *runs in and joins Viola*

Flowey: V.V

Flare: *blushes and covers face*

Flowey: °~°

Duska: *wakes up* What...the...? *sees the chanting* Woah... *looks over at Flare and Flowey* XD Hah.

Flowey: RAWR.

Flare: *still blushing*

Flowey: *pokes Flare* RAWR...?

Flare: *kisses Flowey's cheek and runs upstairs*

Flowey: 0.0

Viola: 0.0 Oh my God...

Duska: ...eh *kisses Sans' cheekbone and follows Flare*

Sans: 0.0

Viola: XD XD *dead on floor laughing*

Flowey: heh... heh heh... *face plants*

Sans: *smile grows before also face planting*

Papyrus: *picks Sans up and puts him on couch* I always shipped it :3

Flare: *sounds of inaudible fox noises from upstairs*

Brittany: *records it all on her phone and sends it to Flame and everyone in the world*

Viola: *looking on her phone* IT'S ON THE INTERNET!!! XD

Duska: WHAT?! *runs downstairs*

*Flans shippers are outside*

Duska: Uh oh...

Brittany: Go get Flare!

Duska: She locked herself in her bedroom.

Duska: *opens window* NO!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!! SANS IS MINE!! *slams window shut*

Viola: 0.0

Sans: *wakes* Uh... *sees Flans Shippers* V.V Why did I wake up?

Duska: *runs upstairs and knocks on Flares door* THERE ARE FLANS SHIPPERS OUTSIDE!! FUCKING GET RID OF THEM!!

Flare: LEAVE ME ALONE.

Duska: 0.0 NO! GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM.

Flare: DENIED!

Duska: *goes downstairs* Flare won't be any help. -.-

Flowey: *wakes up* Wha... *sees army of Flans shippers* 0.0

Duska: Flowey!!

Flowey: WHAT!?!

Duska: GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUTTA HER ROOM!

Flowey: 0.0 G-g-girlfriend!?!

Duska: Yeah just how Sans is my- *chuckles* 'Bone'-friend XD

Sans: *blushes* XD

Papyrus: *heads downstairs with arms up in surrender*

Flowey: IM GOING IM GOING!! *heads upstairs*

Flowey: FLARE!!! *pounds on door*

Flare: WHAT?!

Flowey: I HAVE PIE!!!!

Flare: THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK!!!

Flowey: Come out of your room.

Flare: Say pretty please.

Flowey: May you pretty please get out of your room?

Flare: NO!

Flowey: V.V come on...

Flare: NO!! *smashes something*

Flowey: 0.0

Flare: YOU MADE ME SMASH MY LAMP!!!

Flowey: GET OUT HERE OR I'LL GO IN THERE!!

Flare: DO IT THEN!!

Flowey: *lightly taps door that falls to the ground* :3

Flare: 0.0

Flowey: :3

Flare: How did you...?

Flowey: Maaaagic...

Flare: *locks herself in her wardrobe*

Flowey: GOD DAMMIT FLARE!!!!!

~Back Downstairs~

Sans: *holding a table against the window* HOLY SHIT!! THEY'RE CRAZY!!

Duska: I KNOW!! *holding door closed*

Papyrus: YEAH!! WHO WOULD EVER SHIP YOU AND FLARE!?!

Sans: V_V 

Sans: She's too... weird

Duska: Woo!! I'm perfectly weird!! :3 *hand smashes through door and grabs her hair* AHH!!

Papyrus: *hits the hand with a bone*

Duska: Thanks Pap

Flowey: *comes downstairs* She's locked herself in her wardrobe. °~°

Duska: 0.0

Rosy: *falls from the ceiling* Hi! :3 *sees Flowey* EVIL.

Akie: *falls from the ceiling* FOLDIE SHALL RULE!!!!!

Rosy: FLANS!!!!!!

Akie and Rosy: *fighting*

Duska: THATS IT!! *Papyrus takes over the door while she walks to Flare* FLARE!!

Flare: WHAT!?!

Duska: *smashes cupboard open* >:(

Flare: 0.0

Duska: GO FIX THIS!!

Flare: WHY!?!

Duska: ...because one of the two girls down there will take Flowey from you.

Flare: *sprints downstairs with Duska behind*

Duska: THATS IT!! *Papyrus takes over the door while she walks to Flare* FLARE!!

Flare: WHAT!?!

Duska: *smashes cupboard open* >:(

Flare: 0.0

Duska: GO FIX THIS!!

Flare: WHY!?!

Duska: ...because one of the two girls down there will take Flowey from you.

Flare: *sprints downstairs with Duska behind*

Flare: ALRIGHT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

Akie: FLARE! CONVINCE THIS BAT SHIT CRAZY LADY THAT IT'S FOLDIE!!!

Rosy: YOU SAID YOU'D MAKE A FANFICTION!!!! OBVIOUSLY, IT'S FLANS!!!!!!

Flare: *puts on shades* It's neither bitch. *gets a shotgun and shoots them into the sky*

Brittany: Yay! :D *clapping*

*the Flans and Foldie shippers leave*

Duska: Woo!! *hugs blushing Sans* My skele!!

Sans: heh heh... *kisses Duska* :3

Duska: :3

Flowey: *kisses Flare* :D

Flare: :3

Papyrus: I'LL CALL METTATON OVER!!

Sans & Duska: NO!!

Papyrus: Aww...

Da End!

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Duska: DONE! I liked that ending!

Sans: Me too *wiggles eyebrows*

Flare: YOU DONT HAVE EYEBROWS!! *runs away*

Duska: XD I hoped you all enjoyed!