Duska: :3

Flare: She's been like this for ten minutes now...

Duska: CAUSE SANS-

Flare: *covers mouth* Spoilers!! SHHHHH!! *removes hand*

Duska: V_V Fine. Enjoy peoples.

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Flare: WE HAVE OFFICIALLY ARRIVED AT HELL.

Duska: .-.

Flowey: *hiding in Flare's bag looking for something*

Duska: Let's go! *drags Flare into the building*

Flare: Meh... D:

Friends start circling around Flare.

Duska: What the...

Friends: Welcome back to your worst nightmare...

Flare: Duska! Save meh! D:

Duska: But their name is 'friends'

Flare: THEIR EVIL!!

Duska: Everyone is somewhat evil...

Flare: *getting pulled away* HALP!!

Duska: 0.0

Justin: *saves Flare* Done! :3

Flare: Yay! :3

Duska: 0.0 Wait, Justin goes here?

Flare: Yeppers! :3

Duska: Aww...

Justin: >:I thats mean

Duska: None of my friends are here... THEY'RE ALL IN AUSTRALIA!!

Flare: :P too bad! *skips away*

Duska: .-. *follows Flare and Justin*

Suddenly battle music plays.

Suzie: *looks up from books to see Flare*

Flare: *sees Suzie*

Both: YOU!!!!

Both: *get into a fistfight*

Duska: We've been here for two minutes...

Flare: *punches Suzie*

Suzie: *grabs Flare's hair*

Duska: *Uses skele magic to seperate them* ONE NORMAL DAY FLARE!!

Random Kid: Did... she just do magic!?!

Duska: *gets surrounded* 0.0

Flare: :0 Uh oh... *gets an idea*

Flare: *pulls out Flowey* I HAVE A TALKING HOMICIDAL PLANT!

Everyone: *turns towards Flare and Flowey*

Flowey: Howdy! :3

Flare and Flowey: *getting chased by a mob of students*

Flare: DUSKA YOU OWE MEH!!!!

Duska: Eh... later

Flowey: *has hands grabbing at him* AHHHH!!!!

Duska: XD

Flare: BAD IDEA!! BAD IDEA!!

Flare: *gets to gym and jumps on top of basketball hoop* Shit. Flowey we're cornered.

Muffet: *appears* THIS IS WHY WE DON'T DO SCHOOL FLARE!!!!

Everyone: *crowds around Muffet*

Muffet: A spider donut for you! One for you and you..

Flare and Flowey: *slip away*

Flare: Duska..you owe me one, ya know?

Duska: One day... i'll give ya something...

Flare: That's not reassuring

Duska: :3

*a wild Viola appears*

Viola: DUSKA!! *tackles her into a hug*

Duska: VIOLA!! I HAVE FRIENDS!!

Flare: Good. Now you can stop complaining

Viola: Who are those-

Flare: I'm Flare and this is my homicidal plant Flowey. *pats Flowey's petals*

Viola: 0.0 *looks at Duska* Duska...?

Duska: They're somewhat crazy

Flowey: :D

Duska: But their cool

Flare: :D

Duska: LETS ACTUALLY GO TO CLASS NOW!! :D

Flare: 0.0

~In Class~

Teacher: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Flare: *balancing Flowey on her head* :P

Duska: 0.0

Flowey: *tips over and falls on da floor* Ow. ;-;

Flare: FLOWEY!!!! D:

Everyone stares at her.

Flare: Yeah yeah I know... *picks up Flowey* I also got soda. :3

Duska: Flare... XD

Viola: XD

Flowey: My beautiful petals... ;-;

Teacher: >:I

Flowey: NUUU!!!!

Flare: I gots a solution! *grabs superglue*

Duska: Flare... 0.0

Viola: Oh no.

Flare: *superglues Flowey to her hand* MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Teacher: 0.0

Flare and Flowey: *high five*

*had glue on her other hand*

Flare: *tries to pull away* Oh shit...

Duska: XD

Viola: XD

Teacher: -.- Just go...

Flare: bai! *leaves*

Duska: Good, now I can continue to draw! :D *draws Sans*

*bell rings*

Viola: WOOOO!!! *runs out the door*

Duska: *still drawing*

Teacher: Leave Duska...

Duska: D: BUT DRAWING!!!!

Teacher: LEAVE.

Duska: D: *backs away slowly*

Brittany: Nobody noticed I was here... *presses button which causes all teachers to spontaneously combust*

Brittany: MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

Duska: 0.0

Brittany: :D *swings arms around and hits another button*

*all teachers un-spontaneously combust*

Brittany: DX NOOOOOOO!!!!

Duska: *uses distraction to leave*

Duska: *sees Flare trying to pry her hand off Flowey's pot*

Flare: I fear it's forever stuck like this... °~°

Justin: *has a crowbar and prys her hands off Flowey*

Flare: JUSTIN SAVED DA DAY AGAIN!!!! :D

Flowey, Flare, and Justin: *dancing*

Duska and Viola: *FACEPALM*

Duska: You do know that saving the day is our job right?

Flare: 0.0 *looks at Justin*

Justin: *looks sadly at Duska before running off*

Flowey: Always hated him :3

Flare: FLOWEY!! NO!! *lightly flicks a petal*

Flowey: ;-;

Flare: ):<

Flowey: ;-; Ow.

Flare: *drops Flowey* Uh oh.

Flowey: *turns Mega and picks Flare up with vine*

Flare: ;-; Ow.

Duska: *facepalms*

Viola: 0.0 what is that?

Mega Flowey: Howdy! I'm Flowey the Flower! *throws Flare into a tree*

Flare: *grabs a branch and does several backflips before safely landing* XD

Duska: WOO!! *claps*

Viola: *claps*

Flowey: >:I

Flare: OK FINAL BRAWL!!!

Flare and Flowey: *having an epic fight*

Everyone else: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Viola: 0.0 It seems like everyone in the school is here...

Duska: 0.0 Even the teachers...

Teachers: *placing bets*

Duska: XD

Viola: Wait... aren't they dating or something? *points to the epic fight*

Duska: I really dont know... *goes into deep thought*

Flare: RAWR!!!! *bites Mega Flowey's vine*

Mega Flowey: OW!!!! *slams her into a tree multiple times*

Flare: *falls down the tree* Owww.... ;-;

Flare: RAWR!!!!! *kicking Mega Flowey's screen*

Mega Flowey: AHHHHH!!! THAT WAS A FAST RECOVERY!!!!!

Duska: Hmm... I think so

Viola: But are you sure?

Duska: I'll ask. *turns to the fight* HEY!! ARE YOU TWO DATING!?!

*everyone goes silent*

Mega Flowey: *blushing with Flare hanging upside down in his vine*

Flare: *blushing while biting vine*

Flare: *stops biting Flowey's vine and is hanging from it* Uhhh...

Flowey: 0.0 *looks at Flare* Umm...

Flare: 0.0

Flowey: DEFENSE MECHANISM GO!!!!

Flare: TRAIN!!!

*a train hits Duska*

Duska: OWWWW!!!!

Flare: :3

Flowey: :3

Flare: *bites on Flowey's vine again*

Flowey: AHHHHHH!!!! D:

*epic fight continues*

*train wreckage is on fire*

Viola: 0.0 Uh... Duska?

Flare: RAWR!! *rips vine off*

Mega Flowey: OoO *dangles ripped off limb*

*fire getting larger*

Viola: 0.0

Flare: *notices fire* AHHHHH FIRE!!!!! *latches onto Mega Flowey*

Mega Flowey: *turns back to normal Flowey*

Flowey: That hurt..

Flare: FIRE!!!!!! *hides behind tree with Flowey*

Flowey: You can fight crazy monster things...but you can't fight fire...

Flare: Accurate.

Flowey: -.-

Viola: 0.0 *fire reaches school*

*alarms go off*

Everyone: YAY!! *run home*

Flare: 0.0

Flowey: Isn't Duska in there?

Flare: *looks at massive fire* 0.0 she fine... maybe...

Duska: *runs out covered with burns* OW!!!!

Flare: *too busy releasing new fanfiction*

Duska: FLARE!

Flare: *looks up from iPad* 0.0

Flowey: XD

Flare: *grabs Flowey and runs*

Duska: .-.

Viola: *sees Duska* Uh... you need a hospital or something?

Duska: Doctors suck. Healing magic though is awesome.

Flare: *drives a car to them* Hop in! Papyrus knows healing magic!

*everyone hops in*

Duska: *winces in pain* Isn't this a teachers car?

Flare: Lets go!!

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Duska: End of Chapter 1! WOO!!

Flare: Chapter 2 has more me in it!!

Flowey: AND ME!!!!!!

Duska: Calm da fuq down Flowey!!

Flowey: :3

Duska: Hope you enjoyed! Stay tuned for Part 2.