Kitty: *reading* Flowey looks beautiful

I dare Asriel and Papyrus to try and scare someone from the group

I dare everyone to have a race NO MAGIC OF ANY KIND. *stops reading*

Asriel: *giggles*

Papyrus: What do you want to do?

Asriel: I'll go into my final form, you make some spaghetti as a trap, then I'll scare them.

Papyrus: Who are we scaring?

Asriel: Mystery.

Papyrus: Okay... *goes to make spaghetti*

Asriel: *transforms into the God of Hyperdeath (last battle form)*

Papyrus: *sets up the trap*

Asriel: *hides*

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! MYSTERY! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAS MADE YOU SOME SPAGHETTI AS A GIFT FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP!

Mystery: Oooo! *runs over to the spaghetti and starts eating it*

Asriel: *gets out of hiding* Mystery~

Mystery: *cries* GO AWAY! PLEASE! YOU'RE SCARY! ASRIEL! ASRIEL, PLEASE TAKE THE MONSTER AWAY! TAKE THE SCARY MONSTER AWAY!

Asriel: Mystery... Asriel is gone.

Mystery: *continues to cry* YOU IDIOT! YOU KILLED HIM, DIDN'T YOU?! YOU KILLED MY OLDER BROTHER! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!

Asriel: ...

Mystery: WHAT? YOU HAVE NO WORDS TO SAY?! GOOD! *left eye turns purple* LEAVE. NOW! BRING. ASRIEL. BACK. OR. ELSE!

Asriel: ... Mystery...

Mystery: WHAT?!

Asriel: ... *sigh* I'm sorry...

Mystery: WHY SHOULD I FORGIVE YOU?! YOU KILLED MY OLDER BROTHER!

Asriel: *transforms back into a child* ... because I'm the monster.

Mystery: *cries* ASRIEL! *runs over to him and hugs him* WHY?!

Asriel: It was a dare.

Mystery: *cries more* THE READERS ARE SICK!

Asriel: Sure...

Mystery: THE AUTHOR IS CRAZY!

(That is probably true.)

Asriel: I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry... I won't scare you like that again.

Mystery: Okay... *sniffles*

Papyrus: Anyway... time for the race!

*everyone is lined up at the starting line.*

(On your mark... get ready... set... GO!)

*almost everyone start running immediately. Flowey goes underground.*

*a long time later*

In first place is... Chara!

In second place is... Flowey!

In third place is... Frisk!