Kitty: *reads* (I wanna see how sans would react to this..)

HEY SANS! PAPYRUS AND METTATON ARE HAVING A BABY! 

(I'm not being serious, this is just for Sans' reaction) *stops reading* *breathes in* HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO?! HOW?! WTF?! Um... let's just have Chara do this... *sigh*

Chara: *stares at the paper* Why?

Kitty: Because Sans doesn't like you, now go. Go my little chocolate bar!

Chara: ... okay.

*Chara walks over to Sans*

Chara: Hey Sans!

Sans: *drinking water* Hi, Chara.

Chara: Papyrus and Mettaton are having a baby.

Sans: *spits his drink out on Chara* WHAT?!

Chara: Uh... nope. I definitely didn't say that! It was a dare, please don't kill me! *runs off*

Sans: *stares at Kitty* YOU.

Kitty: What did I do?

Sans: Ever since you finished your genocide run you've been acting weirder. Why?

Kitty: ...

Sans: Answer me.

Kitty: Uh... I totally didn't plan for Papyrus and Mettaton to actually have a baby. *note sarcasm*

Sans: *facepalm* I'm going to kill you.

Kitty: *starts to run* Uh... BYE!