(wondertale Sans x reader)

The young female dressed in a blue dress with a half apron around her waist. She scoffed at the other fairytale creatures who tried seducing her.

The Cheshire grinned skeleton was going about his way when she caught his attention.

I'm not Snow White,

but I'm lost inside this forest.

She said to the woods man as she wandered down the path that was laid out for her.

I'm not Red Riding Hood,

but I think the wolves have got me.

She shivered walking past the hunter who in turn licked his lips.

Don't want your stilettos!

I'm not, not Cinderella..

She grimaced at prince charming.

I don't need a knight,

so baby take off all your armor!

She flirted with Pappy.

You be the beast,

and I'll be the beauty beauty.

Who needs true love,

as long as you love me truly?

I want it all,

but I want ya more!

Will you wake me up boy

if I bite your poison apple?

She sauntered over to Sans. He got pretty hot under the collar the closer she got to him.

I don't believe in fairy tales..

I don't believe in fairy tales..

I don't believe in fairy tales,

but I believe in you and me!

She blew on his ear and watched his senses go nuts.

Take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

Wonderland wonderland!

She held up the glass bottle labeled 'drink me' and a cookie tin that read 'eat me' then slid them into the pocket of her apron.

When I lay my head down

to go to sleep at night..

My dreams consist of things

that'll make you wanna hide.

She had nightmares every night. Ones where the Red King (Asgore) would kill her in order to leave Wonderland.

Don't let me in ya your tower.

Show me your magic powers!

I'm not afraid to face

a little bit of danger, danger!

But despite those night terrors, she was determined to set them free even if she died doing it.

Sans was aware of the terrors and her stubborn will to free the creatures. He loved her and honestly could care less if he were free, as long as he was with her.

Oh the things she did to him. The way she made his ears twitch, the butterflies in his stomach oh and he'd purr in delight when she'd rub his skull so gently.

I want the love,

the money and the perfect ending

You want the same as I, I.

(y/n) wanted to live happily without having to worry about where her next meal came from, how she'll afford to keep a roof over her head, or who she can trust.

So stop pretending!

I wanna show you how

good we could be together..

I wanna love you through the night,

we'll be a sweet disaster!

One night, Sans was in heat. He snuck into her room in the house they shared. He stopped dead in his tracks at the sight before him.

She was sprawled out on her bed unclothed and playing with her clit as she moaned out.

"Sans~ ha haa Sans~ ooh"

He chuckled at her lustful call.

"You called....'Alice'?" he purred stalking towards her while stripping himself of his clothes.

He pounced on her and before they knew it they were passionately making love and calling out one another's name. 

I don't believe in fairy tales..

I don't believe in fairy tales..

I don't believe in fairy tales,

but I believe in you and me!

Dawn approached and the girl awoke to a figure purring softly beside her.

She rubbed gently behind his ears and giggled when they twitched. He slowly opened his eyes as he felt her soft lips against his skull and her face nuzzle into the crook of his neck.

Take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

Wonderland wonderland!

"I have breakfast waiting Cheshire, tea and biscuits with jam"

"Mmmm sounds delicious"

I don't believe in fairy tales..

I don't believe in fairy tales..

I don't believe in fairy tales,

but I believe in you and me!

"I love you (y/n)"

Take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

take me ta' take me ta'

take me ta' wonderland!

Wonderland wonderland!

"I love you too Sans"