Hikari: *dunks her head into a vegetable cake* IIIIIITSSSSS NUTRITION MONTH

Sans: WHAT THE FLUFF

Hikari: FOR NOW, I GOTTA STUDY FOR MY STUPID QUIZ BEE! SEE YA SUCKAHS
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Chara: ITS QUIET. TOO QUIET! HIKARI IS UP TO SOMETHING!

Frisk: Hikari told us to stay quiet and watch Mettaton dance his butt off while she studied, like today.

Papyrus: like seriously

Alphys: *does random Vocaloid stuff on her computer with headphones on*

Undyne: eh.

Alphys: *accidentally types a swear word*

LEN: *BLEEP*

Alphys: UNDYNE!

Undyne: WHAT

Alphys: YOU MADE ME TYPE *BLEEP*!!

Toriel: *looks in the joke book with a quantum physics book and a joke book and a quantum physics book and a joke book and a quantum physics book and. . .*

Asriel: *spanks Toriel on le butt with a roll of manila paper*

Toriel: *knocks over le table* OW

Asriel: EH?! It's just manila paper!

Toriel: di wow

Asriel: tagalog pa more

Asgore: WTFLUFF

Frisk: IIIIIITSSSS KING DAD!

Asgore: KING BOB!

Frisk: NO! KIIIING FERGUS!

Asriel: ASSGore = Violence in le butt

Asgore and W. D. Gaster: WHAT.

Asriel, Chara, Frisk: *laughing their heads bloody*

Toriel: D:< IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP, MY CHILD. *comes down on Asriel with a flaming ball*

Everyone except Toriel and Asriel: IIIIIITSSSSSSSS DUNKING TORIEL

Asriel: 0_0

Sans: WHAT IS MY FAVORITE DONUT PLACE?! *shivering*

Frisk: *croaks* DUNKIN DONUTS!!

Papyrus: *impales both of dem with a bone*

Frisk and Sans: . . .owwwwwwwww

Frisk: 1/20 HP

Sans: -666/666 HP

Hikari: ALL OF YOU @$!*%# CALM DOWN, OR I'LL GONNA MAKE YOU SING AN OBNOXIOUS SONG ABOUT BUTTERFLIES! *slams le door shut*

Frisk: i feel sick -_-

Sans: the face of determination

Frisk: *slaps him*

Sans: [-661/666 HP] a slap hurts no less

Hikari: THATS IT! IMMA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YA ANTS!! *steals Asriel's gun thingy and fires rainbows at all of them*

Everyone: *dies*

Hikari: NOW I COULD FINALLY KILL MY LAPTOP IN PEACE *eats the laptop*