Cuddles with Endogeny in the Middle of a Zombie Apocalypse
(Hikari: Excuse the drawing. I did that when I was temporarily insane.)
Frisk: So about what I was saying--
*A zombie Knight Knight crashes in and punches Sans in the chest, hurling him out of the window and turning his soul black*
Frisk and Papy: SANS!!
Frisk: . . .that there are zombies in the Underground. Killing them isn't genocide either. *FIGHTs the zombie knight and finally manages to throw him off the window, accidentally crushing the now-turned zombie Sans* SORRY!
Papyrus: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! I SHALL AVENGE HIM!
Undyne: STOP! It's fine. Sans just turned into a zombie!
Papyrus: -_-
Hikari: *kicks down the door* I JUST RECOVERED FROM MY EGGNOG ATTACK! Also, why are there zombified monsters running about?! AND WHERE IS SANS?! I need to tell him about this!
Papyrus: YOUR HIGHNESS! HE'S DEAD!
Hikari: DEAD! ARE YOU DAFT?! ALSO WHO STARTED THIS?!
Asriel: I kinda screwed up and made this disgusting gooey liquid which I accidentally poured what I thought was ampalaya (Hikari: Bitter gourd. I don't remember teaching Asriel Filipino words.) juice in. By the time I closely examined it and found out it was MUTANT BACTERIA. . .ICK. . .I've already poured it on a Whimsun I found. I also found out it turns monsters' SOULs black, indicating they are undead.
Hikari: YOU POURED IT ON AN INNOCENT CREATURE!?
Asriel: I-I'm sorry!
Hikari: You better know the cure for it!
Asriel: I'll try! I'll see Gaster! *runs off*
Hikari: *uses karmic retribution on Undyne, Toriel, Asgore and Mettaton to bring them to the True Lab where they will be hiding*
Asriel, Alphys, W.D. Gaster: AAH?!
W.D. Gaster: I'M SLEEPY! *falls on the ground and accidentally cracks his skull, letting out a loud 'OW' before passing out*
Gaster's hands: *drops the test tubes after Gaster loses consciousness*
Hikari: FECK!! *shoves Frisk's soul in Gaster to possess him temporarily before the test tubes hit the ground*
W.D. Gaster(Frisk): Huh? Where dafuq am I?
Hikari: IN GASTER. NOW GO DO THE CURE.
W.D. Gaster(Frisk): The what?
Hikari: THE CURE. FUK, I'M GONNA HELP YOUR @$$ OUT. Now you all go get Endogeny here and hug him or something.
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Asriel: The True Lab never freaks me out~ *is in the bedroom*
Chara: *peeks out of bed #4 and yells* HELLO, MOTHA FLUFFA!
Asriel: HOLY SHI--oh. it's u.
Chara: Can you sleep with me?! The beds are fuking soft!
Asriel: FINE! *steals some plywood, places it around bed #4 and climbs in with Chara* SAFE AND SOUND WITH ENDOGENY!
Endogeny: woof.
Chara: also why does he have a hole in his snout?
Asriel: That's what makes him MORE LOVABLE! :D
Chara: *whimpers and hides under the blanket*
Endogeny: whine. . .
Asriel: He's sad that you're scared of him! Hug him!
Chara: i-i don't want to. . .
Asriel: JUST PET HIM! *turns into hyperdeath god* OR I WILL BEAT YOU UP INTO OBLIVION.
Chara: FINE! *reluctantly climbs out and hugs Endogeny*
Endogeny: :3 :) :D *falls asleep due to the soothing calm Chara's hug gives*
Chara: *falls asleep to the softness of Endogeny's. . .remaining fur*
Endogeny: zzzzzzz
Chara: zzzzzzz
Endogeny: zzzzzzz
Chara: zzzzzzz
Endogeny: zzzzzzz
Chara: zzzzzzz
Endogeny: zzzzzzz
Asriel: heh. *grabs a rug, places the sleeping Chara and Endogeny on it, grabs the blanket and three pillows, makes a little pen with the plywood, and sleeps with them, using Endogeny as a pillow support*
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