Hailey-Senpai: No idea on what this AU is, but it look so cool.

Pirate!US!Sans: YARR! LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE BROTHER!

Pirate!US!Papyrus: Some with chick with a lot of booty, if ye know what I mean.

Hailey-Senpai: *blushes* P-Paps!

Pirate!US!Sans: THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK ABOUT A LADY, I'LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN!!

Hailey-Senpai: Aww, now I'll have to call you Captain Blueberry!

Pirate!US!Sans: C-CAPTAIN BLUEBERRY? *blushes blue*