Crack Story 1
A crack story created over a phone call with the equally crazy Pepsiwriter. We have no idea where this idea came from but it's gonna be one hell of a ride😂😂😂. Please also do consider this as an apology and my thanks for your patience waiting
In a hospital in the pregnancy section, a woman with flowing black hair was in labour. Couple of nurses was assisting the process as a skeleton and her first child stood by helplessly. Screams of agony echoed in the room as Sans onto held her hands, Eclipse was chanting 'tortidos' under her breath to distract her from those shrieks of pain; coming from her mother, Lunar.
They're all were worried about how the child would turn out as Sans is a skeleton, Lunar and Eclipse are both humans. Eclipse father is Shadow (the hedgehog); you can literally see him everywhere. Left the two and so they moved on which is how they ended up in this situation.
Screams have ceased but soon replaced with newborn cries, wheezing for breathes can be heard from both parents. Since Sans nearly got broken bones from how tight Lunar had held them who's now smiling at her second child, "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wingdings. It's a girl!" A nurse handed her the baby girl delicately as she is a adorable baby skeleton, "She's beautiful." "Yeah she is Sunshine." Eclipse sighed in relief as she doesn't have to hear her mother scream and she's curious too to see her half sister for the first time. "She's cute like you Mama." Smiling brightly at them especially the baby, she's going to be quite fond of her until the night feeding comes. "Awww Eclipse stop fibula." Lunar quite flushed at the statement, "I agree with the kid. Tibia honest with ya, you're pretty cute."
A blush spread like wildfire as she laughed, "If you say so. But what should we name her?" Sans stood by thinking without giving himself a skull splitting headache. "Hmm how about Aerial Fart?" "Aerial as in the font?" Lunar queried with Eclipse looking mortified as Sans confirmed it with a nod. "You're crazy for giving her that name but I'm even more crazy agreeing with you." If Eclipse can look even more horrified then that would be her expression as no one in the right mind would name their child's middle name Fart; not like she can say anything. "Haha. First daughter is Eclipse Starfart Wingdings." "And now we have our second, Aerial Fart Wingdings." Our couple chuckled and leant in each other with comfort as Eclipse just faceplants the bed next to Aerial.
"The grandfather of these two beautiful kids is my dad, Samuel Gaster."
"That's right, Sans Wingdings."
A pizza boy randomly came in from the streets on skates asking, "Wazzup homies! Who wants pizza rolls?" Everyone gave him weird looks as he just suddenly came in the hospital room, "Hey kid, dough you think we would want any? After my Sunshine, Lunar Wingdings gave birth?" He looked scared for a second there since Sans was glaring at him as his eyes flared up with magic, "Actually Sans leave him be I'm craving for some pizza rolls." Smiling so 'innocently' with a murderous intent and knocked him out cold on the head to avoid any trouble which scared the poor boy even more as he quickly funked outta there. "Did I do something wrong?" Tilting her head to the side as the others sweat dropped.
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