Must be stated. Not sure if it was supposed to be FGOD or not. Didn't feel like I wrote it that way, but Error is still not quite canon either sooooo

Edited: Added a few things.

Twenty-Eight: 

TheSinningRaccoon

: hehehe I got an idea I've been playing Pokemon Shuffle for the past few days and I thought dis up- So, little destructive baby Ruru is enjoying a noice little reign of destruction when Inky boi comes outta nowhere and shlaps him with new paint that he has no clue what is does because he's a dumbass. When the steam clears, all that was left was his clothing. Inky feels bad, not meaning to kill him, so he goes over and picks up his scurf to see a widdle Shiny Umbreon. Ink now has to take care of angy ruru till he comes back to normal, and ruru in his new form is pissed and ready to make inkys life hell untill he's back.

Error was happily relaxing in the middle of an empty AU after his reign of destruction. It'll take Inky a while to clean up that mess. Error hums happily, swinging in his hammock.

"Error!" Error twitches, sighing. Inky decided to come straight to Error instead of dealing with the AUs. Error drops down from his hammock, glaring slightly at Ink. Ink lunges forward, a color of paint Error's never seen before splashing across the dark and glitchy skeleton. The paint and Error instantly begin steaming up, with the entire space getting covered by steam.

Ink blinks, bringing his arms up to defend himself from the reaction.

Once the steam fades, Ink drops his arms, looking around in confusion as he sees only the clothing of Error.

"Oh no...I didn't mean to kill Error..." Ink sighs loudly as he walks over to Error's clothing, "And I just got that treaty finalized between me and the bad Sanses..." Ink trails off as he picks up Error's scarf to find an abnormal creature walking out.

Ink jumps back, blinking at the cat/dog/fox-like creature, who sends a particularly powerful glare towards the spaced-out squid.

"Uhm...Error?" The creature nods slowly like he's speaking to an idiot. Ink can't fault the creature-Error for that behavior. Ink is stupid.

"Okay...I need to ask Dream or Blue about whatever you turned into, cause I'm lost..."

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Ink and Error eventually agreed upon a compromise. Ink would open portals and Error would stand half-and-half and be annoying for a solid ten minutes before finally deciding to enter. Ink enters the portal, smiling tiredly at Dream.

"Hey Dream, Blue...do you have any clue what Error turned into?" The two mentioned skeletons look at the creature Error became, Dream being the first to react.

"That is Error?"

"Yes....unfortunately."

"OH MY GOSH! ERROR YOU'RE SO CUTE!" Error jumps away from Blue, leaping onto a higher object. Dream taps his chin, trying his best to think about a solution.

"He reminds me of TrainerTale's pokemon...maybe Trainer might know this one?" Ink gasps, his eyelights shifting with excitement.

"Of course! Trainer knows all about weird critters! Let's go right now!" Error looks at Ink, the same gaze he pulled last time. Ink winces, coughing.

"Whenever his almighty creature is ready to go that is...." Blue snorts and Dream looks slightly concerned.

"Ink, are you okay?" Blue continues snorting, the sound actually being laughter.

"ERROR! DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY STRAIGHT UP HAVE TERRORIZED INK! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Error grins, jumping down and walking past them all, releasing a soft noise, a portal ripping open. Ink's jaw drop, and Dream taps the chin closed.

"Let us go and solve this mystery creature. Then we can feed and take care of Error until he reverts back to normal." Ink chuckles nervously, Dream focusing on Ink with an intensity the positive guardian doesn't normally use.

"He will revert back to normal, right?" Ink nods rapidly.

"And if not, I'll work on a way to revert him to normal." With that, Blue runs through the portal, Error jumping in, Ink and Dream following behind. They land in Snowdin, looking around. Error is standing in front of Blue and a very startled and bone-chilled Trainer Sans. Trainer is gripping one of his pokeballs with a grip the three skeletons have never seen, his furry creature of a similar build to Error standing between Trainer and Error.

"How...how is a shiny Umbreon here? How?!" Trainer demands, Ink reacting first.

"I accidentally caused Error to be turned into this creature!" Dream tilts his head.

"Shiny Umbreon?"

"Wait...this is Error?" Trainer says, calming down but his furry creature still on guard.

"YEAP! THIS IS ERROR!" Error steps around Blue, looking around the Snowdin area, something Ink's never seen before in his sometimes rival's eyes. Curiosity. Ink is confused though. Error definitely hates many AUs, why is he curious about this one? Ink tilts his head.

"Blue...you know the most about Error, yeah?"

"I PRIDE MYSELF ON KNOWING THE MOST ABOUT ERROR, YES!"

"Okay...has Error ever been to TrainerTale before?"

"HMMMM....NO. NOT THAT HE'S EVER TOLD ME. HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS AU, CONSIDERING YOU ONLY MADE IT WITHIN THE LAST FEW MONTHS AND HE TYPICALLY DOESN'T TARGET AUS LIKE THOSE RIGHT OFF THE BAT, PREFERRING TO TARGET PEOPLE WHO ALREADY FEAR HIM AND HIS NAME." Ink nods, looking at Error, who is curiously sniffing and wandering around the snow.

"What all can you tell us about Umbreons? Or Shiny Umbreons?"

"I dunno how much will apply since this isn't a pure Umbreon. Sure he looks like one, and maybe he's got the powers of em, but he's not really an Umbreon." (Author speak for: I don't know what a fucking Umbreon behaves like and I don't intend to find out. Deal with it.)

"Well, what can we feed Error? And uh...what unsavory powers can we expect from Error?"

"Feed him pokekibble. I can give you a lot. Hopefully Error won't remain a shiny Umbreon for too long." Dream smiles.

"Thank you for being so helpful. Sorry for the scare...if...if it's not too much to ask...mind telling me what scared you so badly about seeing Umbreon Error?" Trainer sighs softly.

"He just reminded me of somethin...something I don't want to remember much....I'm sorry." Dream nods, Blue walking over to Error, and Ink has already pulled out his sketchbook and has begun doodling and drawing the shiny Umbreon. Error continues exploring the AU, sniffing around, before shivering and releasing the same noise from before, this time the portals appear below Dream, Blue, Ink, and Error, the four dropping into the doodlesphere, Error getting comfy on a couch in a house. Blue disappears and reappears with the kibble necessary, Ink sitting on the floor to look at Error and doodle him. Dream gathers up a bowl and the kibble from Blue, bringing the bowl full to Error, who turns his nose up at it.

Blue giggles softly.

"SO IT BEGINS. HE IS EMBRACING HIS INNER CAT ASSHOLE."

"Blue, please don't cuss."

"ERROR'S THE ONE GOING TO BECOME A LITTLE CAT BUTTHOLE." Ink looks between the two, doodling Error, sighing softly.

"It is my fault he's like this, so..." Dream sighs.

"Good to know who to blame if Error becomes particularly annoying. How will we inform the Bad Sanses about this stuff?" Ink chuckles nervously.

"I was hoping we...maybe...not tell them...Nightmare will wring me if he finds out that I did this to his ... something.... Do we know what kind of relationship they have?" Dream shrugs.

"Depends. Nighty wasn't the most straight shooter around, but maybe he isn't super not straight considering he constantly has dozens of guys around him at all times."

"Delivery for the positive beacon of bullshit." The three Stars jump in surprise as Nightmare raps his hand against the doorframe, looking at the shiny Umbreon and holding nothing in his hands.

"OH. That's where Error went. Cool. Good to know that the squid stain is to blame." Ink blinks.

"Squid stain? Did Error name me that?"

"Nah, that's Fresh, Epic, and Cross's nickname for you. I just find it hilarious."

"You know this is Error?" Dream asks, pointing to the Umbreon.

"Duh, I can feel his negativity. It's a special kind that isn't replicated in any other Sans, so."

"And you're not gonna wring Ink out for causing this?"

"Haven't decided yet. Consider that my mercy." Blue grins madly, looking at Error.

"I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, ERROR."

(1427 words.

Have a good day/night.