Mettaton plopped down on the edge of the stage with a large sigh. His latest show had just ended, and he was exhausted. Casually, he pulled out his phone and began uploading status messages on UnderNet. He hit submit on the first message:

ᴍᴛᴛsᴛᴀʀ69 has updated his status:
"The show went great tonight! Thank you all for tuning in, darlings! Love all ma fans!! ( ˘ ³˘)♡"

He watched as almost immediately his feed began filling up with likes and replies, and breathed out another sigh. This was usual for him. While skimming through all of his recieved feedback, though, one response in particular managed to catch his eye.

ғᴜɴɴʏʙᴏɴᴇ13 has responded to your status message:
"r u sure abt that?"

Who was this douche, and how dare he respond so rudely? And my goodness, was "abt" even proper internet slang? He'd never even heard of that before. This dude must be some hella lazy typer not worthy of even replying to his message in the first place. Stars were supposed to be respected, not DISrespected. Furiously, the bot whipped up a reply and smashed "Send".

ᴍᴛᴛsᴛᴀʀ69 responded to ғᴜɴɴʏʙᴏɴᴇ13's message:
"Um, excuse u? What's that supposed to mean? Sounds like someone needs to get their salt lvls rechecked."

He responded almost immediately.

ғᴜɴɴʏʙᴏɴᴇ13 has responded to your message:
"gee, bud, don't talk so bad about yourself like that. savage."

Mettaton was now fuming with anger. This snart was really asking for it now. If this guy wanted "SAVAGE", "SAVAGE" was what he was going to get.

ᴍᴛᴛsᴛᴀʀ69 responded to ғᴜɴɴʏʙᴏɴᴇ13's message:
YO MAMA.

The anonymous hater didn't respond back after that.
Triumphantly, Mettaton slammed his phone down and strutted away.