Papyrus: Oh boy, timeline split, that's just wonderful!

Sans: Stay positive, Papyrus.

Gaster: WHAT DA FUK I WAS SLEEPING—

Me: AAAAAAND WELCOME TO TIMELINE #2, THE SHIP REACTIONS BOOK!

Papyrus: (sarcastic grin) Oh boy, another thing for you to procrastinate from writing.

Me: HEY! The reason I take so long is because there are so many comments to copy-paste and an edgy storyline to keep up with!

Papyrus: Sure, you furry.

Asgore: (raises an eyebrow) You're oddly sarcastic today... is everything alright?

Papyrus: Didn't sleep, fuck my life, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—

Undyne: UHH LEAVE SHIPS IN THE COMMENTS

Gaster: if one of you says me and the king I'll kill you—

Grillby: wait no gaster don't do it

Vegas: HI I'M STILL HERE DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME ;w;

Claire: I'M HERE TOOOOOO :D

Frisk: (picks her up and hugs her) CLAAAIIIIRE :D

Chara: LIKE UNDYNE SAID LEAVE SHIPS FOR US TO RATE IN THE COMMENTS

* Chara knocks over the camera, and the lens breaks. You can hear her yelling at everyone to get in order.