Papyrus: ... *staring at ship blankly*

Undyne: ... No.

Sans: *deep breath*  ... i'm nope-ing my way down town, walking fast-- yeah, see ya. *just gets up and leaves*

Undyne: *blinks twice* Wait, he's actually kinda good. *calls after him* NICE VOICE, NERD!

Sans: thanks???

Undyne: *turns back around to the ship*

Papyrus: *still staring blankly*

Undyne: *inhale* ...*exhale* How about... *spear of justice suddenly starts blasting* HECK NO! THEY ARE MY FRIENDS! ALMOST LIKE BROTHERS EVEN! I CAN FEEL ALL OUR HEARTS, BEATING AS ONE! NGAAAH! *sends a spear straight through the laptop* *Spear of Justice ceases*...

Papyrus: ...

Undyne: ...

Papyrus: ...

Undyne: ...

Papyrus: nyEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!! *falls out of chair backwards*

Undyne: ... *waiting for him to mentally catch up*

Papyrus: *talking extremely fast* I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE HAVE THE NEED FOR ME AND MY BROTHER TO BE TOGETHER, NOR ME AND MY BEST FRIEND- SANS, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU MUST TURN THINGS INTO MUSICALS WITH YOU INCIDENTAL SINGING- UNDYNE, THAT'S THE MOST LIKELY THE FIFTH COMPUTER WE HAVE GOTTEN SINCE WE STARTED THESE REACTIONS- *catches his breath* ...Wowie...

Undyne: ... You okay, Papyrus?

Papyrus: I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ALWAYS 100% OKAY! ... I THINK!

Undyne: *laughs* Of course you are, dork! *nuggies him*

Papyrus: NYEH! NO NUGGYING THE SKELETON!

Sans' Rating:

nope. if paps is involved, nope. -666/20 HP

Papyrus' Rating:

YOU HUMANS DO ME A FRIGHTEN! -666/20HP

Undyne's Rating:

I am not screwing either one of them for a million bucks. 0/20HP

Sans: ouch, not even for a million?

Undyne: Yeah, nerd.

Sans: there goes my ego.

Undyne: Did you even have one to begin with?

Sans: ... i'll get back to ya on that.